Me: I wonder what genre each artist on this doof lineup is.
The event organisers: MEET [ARTIST #1]! Stranded from another realm whilst awaiting their vessel to re-calibrate - this anomaly passes their days translating messages to humanity to help bring peace, unity and love to this realm.
The form these messages are being received is what us humans call music - humans describe these auditory messages as soothing calls designed to evoke the anus towards its most enlightening probings in a million lifetimes.
WHO KNOWS how long this anomaly will be stranded in our realm, but for now all of us should be open to recieve the unholy transmutations he broadcasts. Prepare for a journey beyond the realms of eons past, and into the sacred harmonies of alien secrets.










