#ravkan polycule

[meyerlansky]

the ketterdam polycule is fun because it’s basically a straight line, very straightforward and easy to understand

the ravkan polycule in the let’s-all-get-along au in my head is fun because it is...

absolutely not that.

[goatsandgangsters]

KSDFHGKJSDFHGKSJDHFG THE LOCAL RAVKAN DENNY’S !!

first and foremost, I want you to know that when I wrote this post, I was like “boy I sure hope @metronomeblue​ sees this” because in my heart of hearts I knew you would be game for the enormous ravkan polycule and I’m obsessed with “everything is brunch and nothing hurts” world bECAUSE I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT THEM TO BE IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND INTERACTING 

god I think the only thing more insane than theater kids swarming in post-musical would be working at your local ravkan denny’s and in walks.... a saint.... and a member of the royal family....?? and the guy who waaaaas running the military but then you think he maybe staged a coup but now you’re not really suuuure what’s going on with that whole situation? and then like A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE

fedyor. smiling Very Earnestly at the host like. “hello, table for—uh” and while he’s trying to take a headcount the host is just like “yeah lemme just...... go push some tables together” 

I think Alina is a “can I have some of your fries” even though she has her own fries. Mal is “are you gonna finish that.” Genya is “can I get a box.” I’m trying to decide who eats the pickles of everyone who doesn’t want their pickle; probably also Mal. Nikolai pays by flashing his royal seal or whatever and then tells the table "just venmo me" but venmo doesn't exist here so really Nikolai has just paid through status alone. 

also:

I JUST THINK IT’D BE NICE FOR THEM!!!! I JUST THINK IT’D BE NICE!!