Mar 9, 2017
Malory: I'm sorry, I just don't get how this relationship works.
Archer: Oh, it's simple. I'm straight for Lana, and she's straight for me, and then I'm also straight for Pam, but she's gay for Cheryl, but Cheryl is straight for Kreiger, who's gay for me, Cyril, and Ray, and Ray's also gay for me and Cyril, and me and Cyril are begrudgingly gay for each other, and also sometimes Barry is there.