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The Ultimate Relationship Tag
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? RazeWho threatens to leave but never actually does? AshWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Raze Who trashes the house? RazeDo either of them get physical? I feel like Raze might.How often do they argue/disagree? Not often but sometimes.Who is the first to apologise? Depends on who feels guilty first.
Sex:
Who is on top? They tend to switch it up. Who is on the bottom? See above.Who has the strangest desires? Raze Any kinks? Ash has a few but Raze has more.Who’s dominant in bed? Depends on the day. Is head ever in the equation? All the time. how is this even a question. If so, who is better at performing it? Raze (probably)Ever had sex in public? YesWho moans the most? AshWho leaves the most marks? Raze Who screams the loudest? AshWho is the more experienced of the two? Raze. Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both. it depends on how they feel. Rough or soft? Both ;D More often rough. How long do they usually last? quite a while. Is protection used? YesDoes it ever get boring? Not reallyWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? The danger room. Logan’s room once.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They don’t plan on having children. that doesn’t mean that it won’t happen. i’m not sure if Raze would want one. If so, how many children do your muses want/have? one, possibly twoWho is the favorite parent? AshWho is the authoritative parent? Raze. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? RazeWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? RazeWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of them. Who goes to parent teacher interviews? AshWho changes the diapers? AshWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ash. Who spends the most time with the children? AshWho packs their lunch boxes? AshWho gives their children ‘the talk’? AshWho cleans up after the kids? Ash until they’re older. Who worries the most? AshWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Ash Maybe Raze. but i doubt it.
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? AshWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? RazeWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? RazeHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? A while.Who gives the most kisses? AshWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? enjoying the other’s company. walking, going out to a movie and such.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couch and the bed. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? RazeHow often do they get time to themselves? even less often than not often. something always comes up.
Sleeping:
Who snores? Raze? maybe If both do, who snores the loudest? ??Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share when they can. but more often they sleep seperately. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? depends on if they’ve been fighting. Who talks in their sleep? AshWhat do they wear to bed? Raze: naked. Ash: a large t-shirt.Are either of your muses insomniacs? I feel like Raze is. Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? sometimes. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? depends on if they’ve been fighting. if they haven’t been they wrap around each other. Who wakes up with bed hair? AshWho wakes up first? RazeWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Raze ( if he isn’t going back to his island and they aren’t fighting.)What is their favourite sleeping position? spread eagle.Who hogs the sheets? RazeDo they set an alarm each night? No Can a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? AshWho has ridiculous dreams? RazeWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? RazeWho makes the bed? Neither. What time is bed time? when they go to bed. Any routines/rituals before bed? not really. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Raze
Work:
Who is the busiest? RazeWho rakes in the highest income? RazeAre any of your muses unemployed? No. Who takes the most sick days? NeitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Ash. Who sucks up to their boss? Neither. What are their jobs? Raze is a dictator, and Ash is a veterinary technician.Who stresses the most? AshDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Ash does enjoy hers. Are your muses financially stable? Yes
Home:
Who does the washing? AshWho takes out the trash? Ash. then the kid when they’re old enough. Who does the ironing? No ironing. Who does the cooking? AshWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? raze?Who is messier? Neither.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? RazeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither. Who is the prankster around the house? Raze!Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? neither of them. Who mows the lawn? the kids. Who answers the telephone? whoever is closest. Who does the vacuuming? Ash. Who does the groceries? Ash Who takes the longest to shower? Both of them. Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Neither. they spend equal amounts.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Sometimes. then Ash calls Raze for some help. How many cars do they own? 1 (though Raze probably has more. Do they own their home or do they rent? Ash rents. Raze owns. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast?Do they live in the city or in the country? Ash lives in the country. Do they enjoy their surroundings? Yes. What’s their song? ‘Animals’ ~ Maroon 5What do they do when they’re away from each other? Ash does nothing. maybe hangs with friends. Where did they first meet? at a get together at Logan’s. How did they first meet? by him walking into the room, and flirting with her. Who spends the most money when out shopping? RazeWho’s more likely to flash their assets? RazeWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?Both of them. Any mental issues? yes. Ash has PTSD and so does Raze?Who’s terrified of bugs? neither of them. Who kills the spiders around the house? Ash lets them out of the house.Who pays the bills? Both of them. Do they have any fears for their future? Ash has numerous fears. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Raze.Who uses up all of the hot water? both of them…. together…. ;)Who’s the tallest? AshWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Ash Who wanders around in their underwear? Both of them. Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Ash when she’s alone. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? AshDo they have mutual friends? YesWho crushed first? Raze? Ash? Any alcohol or substance related problems? Ash does. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Ash. Who swears the most? its a tie.
