#rbnd

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, you've heard the rumors, and now it's time for the official announcement! The Vees as you knew us are no more, but save your tears because I'm here to introduce the new and improved A/V Club! You already know me, Vox Morningstar, King Consort of Hell and CEO of VoxTek, as the one who provides you with all the greatest technological and media entertainment. And you know Velvette for her bewitching influence and trendsetting fashion. But we're also bringing onboard a familiar face - none other than Angel Dust will be taking over the porn studio and all of the Entertainment District's best clubs! You already love him, and believe me, you've only seen a fraction of what he's capable of. But that's not all! We're adding one more iconic voice to our fold - my husband, Alastor, the Radio Demon, himself. You may not see a lot of him, cause his mystique is his brand, but he's been making waves since he arrived in Hell, and that's not changing anytime soon. I couldn't ask for a better team than this!

"And in case you were wondering, the partnership with my husband, Lucifer, is still going strong - and I'm not just talking about our marriage, HA! He's still an official partner of A/V Club, as a whole, as is the case for all the businesses we have partnered with over the years. We may have a new name and new faces, but we're here to provide you with the same quality products and services we always have! So remember, trust us with your entertainment!"

[tacendanoia]

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[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Angel, what do you think about working for Asmodeo (If you could go to the Ring of Lust?)? Do you think he'll be a better boss than Valentino?

"Well, yeah, I mean, Ozzie's great; he definitely woulda' been worlds better than Val! Not sure if I'd rather that over what I've got now, though. Bein' my own boss definitely has its perks! But I'm sure Ozzie would be great ta' work for, too. Course, that ain't exactly possible for a Sinner, an' I'm kinda locked inta' the A/V Club, anyway. Ooh, I wonder if I could collab with him on somethin'... or would that be too presumptions to ask? Like, sure, he liked me enough ta' have me for a threesome, but I don' think that's exactly rare for 'im. Maybe I should drop a hint ta' Fizz, see what he thinks..."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alastor, did you eat Valentino?

"Of course I did. I don't waste perfectly fine meat. I prepared a lovely dinner for Vox and myself after we finished with that little 'photoshoot'."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Hmm a paralyzing venom could be turned into a pain killer like drug if you mix it right. The AV Club could get started on a brand product, it could have great effects for sinners at the hotel going through withdrawals. You should ask Vel to look into it

For the web manifestation that sounds like energy constructs, play a little cats cradle to practice. Who knows you might be able to make them sticky in the future.

Try making this pattern for starters

"You think making my symbol wasn' the first thing I tried? It ain't that simple. If I try movin' it around too much, the whole thing fades away. I'm sure I'll get betta' at it with time, hence why I'm just playin' around with it right now.

"That ain't a bad idea about the drug, though. Course, it'd have ta' be injected, cause it's a venom - way different than what Val had goin' on. His was a toxin that could be inhaled or ingested - like a poisonous animal, if ya' took a bite outta him, you'd get the effects, but if he bit you, it wouldn't do nothin' but hurt like a bitch. But mine works the opposite. Bitin' me doesn't do anything, but if I bite you, then you're in trouble. Makes it a little more difficult ta' work with. I don't know if Velvette has any experience with that kinda thing, but I can ask."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

So! Husk, how's freedom feel?

-Curious Anon

"Like putting on clothes I haven't worn in years and are too big on me now. But... not in a bad way. It's been nearly two decades of bein' on Alastor's leash, and it's been even longer since I was free without any souls to my name. I forgot what it felt like. But it ain't bad in the slightest."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Are you interested in Redemption Husk? Perhaps you can take Angel's place as a resident.

"I don't know that that's for me, but it's not like I'm goin' anywhere. I told Charlie I'll be her bartender for as long as she'll have me."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Yeah, Alastor gave you to Angel as a part of the soul negotiations in exchange for souls Vox had sex with.

"That's how he got him to agree to it? Damn, I knew Alastor was possessive, but that's actually kind of hilarious. And pretty impressive on Angel's part - I wouldn't have thought of that."