Ω ∫ continued from ask. || ironheartedtemerity.
Its lips are the most sensitive parts on its body. It always uses its lips first to examine things. By identifying things this way, it remembers what it likes. It always rocks its head slowly backwards and forwards as if it is trying to kiss someone. It actively runs about, but also falls quite often. Whenever the chance arrives, it will look for its reflection to make sure its face hasn’t become dirty.
“Are you stupid? Here you’re graced with the coolest creatures mankind has ever known and all you can think to do is put a leash on one? Pokémon are monsters that fit in your pocket! Some people keep them as pets, sure, but they’re not just a chore! They are sentient beings with complex thoughts and feelings of their own! Others battle and train with them! We have a lot to thank Pokémon for! Now, are you a boy, or are you a girl?
“…Thought so. For you, I recommend the girliest Pokémon ever! Smoochum are chummy all right. They’re humanoid Pokémon that look a lot like smelly babies, and they kiss EVERYTHING, infecting entire cities with COOTIES! She’s really active too, and runs around bobbing her big ol’ head and falling flat on her face. Aww, does hims need a kissy Pokemon? I bet he does!
“She’ll kiss you all over! Again, and again, and again, and she won’t stop when she evolves either. Nobody will want to hang out with you because you’re too contagious! Yeah, that’ll teach you to be such a filthy casual!”
Your best match is Smoochum, the kiss Pokémon!
Ω ∫ “Are ya done jackin’ yerself off t’yer superiority yet, or do I need t’give ya a few minutes t’finish up?” Dismas asked flatly. “Where I come from, these fings don’t exist, an’ they look like animals, so I thought they were jus’ animals. I don’ mind cute fings, either, so I’m sorry, but ya didn’t bruise me ego. Let ‘er kiss whatever she wants, should I find one.” He shrugged. “Jus’ as long as she don’t kiss yer ass.” He grinned underneath his scarf.