The fucked up things about him
Aries: He low key thinks he's better than everyone. Even you.
Taurus: Obsessed with loyalty, but he himself has skeletons in his closet slash cheats.
Gemini: you don't even know who he is, because he doesn't even know who he is. He even switches up on himself
Cancer: Is all about love, but is still stuck on ten exes ago.
Leo: Says he doesn't like who he is with behind their back, but could never live without them.
Virgo: Cheat city. Cheats, but feels guilty. Then does it again. His dick and heart aren't on the same page. So he does love you, but his dick loves everyone.
Libra: This dude is in love with someone other than who he is with. He's scared of commitment.
Scorpio: Is still in love with the first girl he was with, and thinks about her while he is fucking you.
Sagittarius: He's in love with all the girls he's been with. Still is. As in present tense. He loves you and Becky.
Capricorn: His entire worry really is only shmoney. You're important, but not as important as Benjamin Franklin.
Aquarius: His insecurities could drive him to fuck up every relationship in his life, but everyone really is obsessed with him as much as he thinks.
Pisces: He is that dude that seems perfect, but he is not even remotely who you think he is. He cheats too, but you'll never know anyways.