#re shitposting

[evilresident]

Convinced they didn't cross paths because they would have been arguing half the time (lovingly and lightheartedly)

[hedjeroo]

the weskers and making youtube drama

[mummers-of-the-heart]

Resident Evil Cast as things I’ve Said in My 19 Years of Existence

(Don’t take these seriously. And I won’t be providing context) Also TW for crucifying mention.

Chris Redfield: When I was 16, I got tossed into adulthood and something in me snapped. Now I can’t feel stress, just an ever looming sense of dread.

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Claire Redfield: First time? You get used to hearing politicians you talk to saying cartoonishly stupid things on the record eventually. No, it doesn’t get any better.

~*~*~*~

Person: So how many days haven’t you slept?

Leon S. Kennedy: Three days. I don’t get paid enough for this.

Person: You aren’t getting paid.

Leon S. Kennedy: Precisely.

~*~*~*~

Ada Wong giving endgame tool number ??? to Leon: I got the floor plans to the house. It will be useful for you so take it.

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Some Umbrella Scientist making a BOW probably: You never crucified someone to relieve stress in the workplace? It really does wonders.

[bastardsunlight]

//wesker be like

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Nemesis gonna be spreading t-virus and coronavirus if he doesn’t learn to respect personal space more. :/

“Mr. Nemesis, sir, I’m practicing social distancing right now. I kindly must ask for you to step the fuck away from me, thanks.”

[evilresident]

Silly little video comic based on this clip from Vincent Vinesauce

https://youtu.be/KDKfJzKsxDI?si=HURswGkKoG0-FlJT

Trying to learn video editing software for funzies

[caraphemera]

RE is so much wandering around ugh

[caraphemera]

EW WHAT ARE THESE CAMERA ANGLES