#re:7

[executivenerd]

Starting with Resident Evil 7 and 8 was a mistake, because I adore Ethan to an insane amount. Like the super cheesy terrible one liners being said by the whitest husband/dad? Totally acceptable. Him being clueless and not knowing what's going on and freaking out? Totally normal.

But now I'm playing Resident Evil 4 and watching Leon do something incredibly bad ass and then ending it with the lamest line of all time is so much harder to deal with. Don't get me wrong, I'm still enjoying the game but the cheesy dialogue works so much better with Ethan than pretty much anybody else.

[maccaronimassacre]

Did you ever do Resident Evil 7's bad end? If so, what did you think of it?

I mean looking at what happens in Resident Evil 8, I now see that bad ending as the good ending, lol. Taking into consideration that Ethan and Mia argued a lot in Romania to the point where Ethan didn't even recognise that he was sleeping with an imposter, as well as Ethan's subconscious fears in House Beneviento, he would have been better off alone after 7. In some ways I thought that Mia making her own grave on that ship with Eveline to finish her job was a fitting end to her story.

What did really annoy me about the ending was that no matter what you do Zoe still crystallises, you get flung on the boat and Mia just teleports there??? Instead of the same Mia segment, it would have been cool if Ethan actually saw for himself the mess that Mia was in and what she was doing the entire time since its implied that she swept it under the rug again after RE:7. It also would have been cool to see a different perspective on the Connections and maybe even more lore about them. The bad route had a lot of potential for some only for it really to be an illusion of choice. Even then I found the bad ending more satisfying than the good one.

The idea of what could have happened after the bad ending is interesting though besides from Ethan literally throwing his phone off a helicopter. How would Ethan find out that he's mould? Hell, would he have ever found out? Would the mould have eventually corrupted him? With Rose not existing, what would Mother Miranda do or continue to do instead? That's not even scratching the surface either with blue umbrella, the connections and even Chris since he was so deeply involved with the Winters family.

[daxdraggon]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE MOTHER FUCKER... ETHAN WINTERS!

View the full detailed Character Sheet with color samples, close up details, and more, on my DeviantART!

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[deviantcrisis]

"But how could have Ethan gotten Mia pregnant if he was literally made out of mold?"

My friend: *an in-depth explanation on how the mold basically made a clone of Ethan's body on the cellular, it not molecular level, that it functions the same as the real one*

Me: *With 100% certainty* the power of love

[tsukidrama]

i beat re:7 and also the Not A Hero dlc HELL YES

genuinely so sad and crying over the Baker family?? lucas is cookoo banana crazy (more thots on that later) but i genuinely love everyone else INCLUDING THE GRAMMA WHO IM NOW TERRIFIED OF HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOOD. FUCK. i feel so bad for the Baker family in the end but they're the most interesting video game characters ive come across thus far.

marguerite baker my beloved okay i'm sorry but i don't get why ppl haven't gone nuts over her as well. she may not be sexy like dimitrescu but she's a milf too i said what i said and i fucking meant it! is it the bugs?? the final form? cowards, all of you. cowards i say!

jack baker i love you. favorite video game boss of all time. i love all the movie references and his shovel and his accent and everything about him. wanted to curl up into a ball and cry for him when he told Ethan "save my family" like bitch i'm sobbing. i'm so emo over the baker family and who they used to be before the mold took over 💔

i just straight up feel like shit every time I think about Zoe. i felt like a monster after she yelled at me for choosing Mia but what happens if you choose Zoe is SO MUCH WORSE! fuck oh my god. i need to watch end of zoe cries im afraid it's going to make me even sadder than i already am over her

lucas... i was so thrown that he wasn't affected by eveline wtf but then that's worse? that means he did the happy birthday thing and the murdering people bit and built a fun house of death just because he's insane and sadistic?? YIKES but also i kind of love him at the same time ajdkskfjdk what a crazy motherfucker. loved loved LOVED the scene in the Not A Hero dlc where he transformed and was like "so this is what it feels like" YAASSSS IVE BEEN WAITED TO SEE MUTATED LUCAS FOR SO LONG but also 😷🤮

it was so fun to play as chris and the whole time my brother was yelling (encouragingly) in the background "STOP RUNNING FROM THE MOLDED you are not pussy ass ethan winters anymore you are chris motherfucking redfield and you can punch their heads off stop wasting your bullets" anyway i wasted my bullets 😭

the gore and the vomiting mold, etc... fucking yuck but overall 11/10 i fucking love resident evil so much

[gotinterest]

Eveline did NOT try very hard to make Ethan Winters into her dad. Like she basically gave up the moment she actually saw that discount Griffin McElroy looking man. Like she could have tried harder to brainwash him into being her dad.

[parlareart]

“She just--she forces her way into your mind... And you can’t fight back...”

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[pocketspossum]

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