More Imperial Headcanons I have based on ✨nothing✨
Morgan Elsbeth - Loves a pickled egg
Gilad Pellaeon - Always smells faintly of sour milk
Iden Versio - Once ate 60 oysters in one sitting
Maximillion Veers - Likes to talk in a baby voice
Edmon Rampart - Can’t accept that he’s bad at table tennis
Wilhuf Tarkin - Collects Hummels
Dedra Meero - Is considering quitting her job to sell feet pics
Lio Partigaz - Also collects Hummals. Also considering quitting his job to sell feet pics
Wulf Yularen - Believes the invention of Pop-Tarts was ‘the beginning of the end’
Syril Karn - Has uneven circumcision scars that trigger his OCD
Rea Solane - Always pees standing up for convenience, despite the fact it is incredibly inconvenient a lot of the time
Migs Mayfeild - Has a cigar he’s never lit, he just likes sucking on it
Thrawn - Kinda likes the smell of his own farts
Eli Vanto - Is very proud of his “famous secret ingredient chili”. The secret ingredient is just paprika
Alexsandr Kallus - Once lost a butt plug either inside of himself or it fell out and he lost in on a Star Destroyer somewhere. Either way it haunts him.
Orsen Krennic - Gets a little slutty after an Aperol Spritz
Del Meeko - Is freaked out by Jello
Elia Kane - Opens cans and bottles with her bare hands. It doesn’t matter that that wasn’t a screw top or that there’s no ring pull
Lonnie Jung - Thinks going for a burger and a milkshake at the diner counts as a wild night out
Arihnda Pryce - A cute boy complimented her hair cut 30 years ago and she’s never changed it
Yogar Lyste - Wasn’t allowed to watch VeggieTales anymore after it gave him nightmares
Karen Faro - Wishes the Imperial dress code would let her wear butterfly clips
Gideon - Failed street magician