#yogar lyste

[hayesflint]

from the depths of @solsilverpine's mind

[arrothededushka]

[thrawns-backrest]

I always thought he should have grabbed the cute twink on his way out. huge oversight

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Thrawn is surrounded by idiots

Thrawn: Do you see this artwork, sprayed on the wall of the imperial complex?

Kallus: Yes.

Thrawn: It was made by the rebel artist and fighter Sabine Wren. So the Ghost crew was on Lothal again.

Lyste, super impressed: How could you tell it was Wren, Grand Admiral?

Thrawn, tired: ... because she signed it, lieutenant.

[horatio-fig]

More Imperial Headcanons I have based on ✨nothing✨

Morgan Elsbeth - Loves a pickled egg

Gilad Pellaeon - Always smells faintly of sour milk 

Iden Versio - Once ate 60 oysters in one sitting

Maximillion Veers - Likes to talk in a baby voice

Edmon Rampart - Can’t accept that he’s bad at table tennis

Wilhuf Tarkin - Collects Hummels 

Dedra Meero - Is considering quitting her job to sell feet pics

Lio Partigaz - Also collects Hummals. Also considering quitting his job to sell feet pics

Wulf Yularen - Believes the invention of Pop-Tarts was ‘the beginning of the end’

Syril Karn - Has uneven circumcision scars that trigger his OCD

Rea Solane - Always pees standing up for convenience, despite the fact it is incredibly inconvenient a lot of the time

Migs Mayfeild - Has a cigar he’s never lit, he just likes sucking on it

Thrawn - Kinda likes the smell of his own farts

Eli Vanto - Is very proud of his “famous secret ingredient chili”. The secret ingredient is just paprika

Alexsandr Kallus - Once lost a butt plug either inside of himself or it fell out and he lost in on a Star Destroyer somewhere. Either way it haunts him. 

Orsen Krennic - Gets a little slutty after an Aperol Spritz

Del Meeko - Is freaked out by Jello

Elia Kane - Opens cans and bottles with her bare hands. It doesn’t matter that that wasn’t a screw top or that there’s no ring pull

Lonnie Jung - Thinks going for a burger and a milkshake at the diner counts as a wild night out

Arihnda Pryce - A cute boy complimented her hair cut 30 years ago and she’s never changed it

Yogar Lyste - Wasn’t allowed to watch VeggieTales anymore after it gave him nightmares

Karen Faro - Wishes the Imperial dress code would let her wear butterfly clips 

Gideon - Failed street magician 

[cross-my-heartt]

How about another Lyste AU because I feel like some crack.

Imagine we have Kallus somewhere on a mission when he runs into Lyste and decides that maybe he messed things up for Lyste the first time but he can do right by him now. So he tries to recruit him and it actually works because Lyste has been having doubts about the Empire after the way they treated him because of his blunder (not well). And all is well and good until it turns out they have to use some advanced maneuvering to get away from the Empire which is fine for Kallus, he's used to it, but not for Lyste.

Oh boy, not for Lyste.

So by the time they get back to the base Kallus is overjoyed with himself. He's just snagged his first recruit and he made it up to Lyste.

And next to him.

Next to him is the most traumatized human being you've ever seen. Someone who looks like they've been dragged through hell and back (because they have) with the thousand yard stare to match.

They ask him what he wants to do to help and he just says he wants to stack crates for a while. Or something like that. There's silence and someone goes to ask but then they take one look at him and decide that yeah, okay, maybe they should let the guy stack crates for a while. Or find him some therapy.

Needless to say, no one wants to go on missions with Kallus after that.

Kallus: "Alright here's what we're gonna do. We're taking the Senator hostage."

Lyste: "Wh-?? Can't we just sneak in and steal a ship or something?"

Kallus: "Security's too tight for that and I don't feel like it. Let's go."

(later)

Kallus: "Change of plans. I'm taking you hostage instead."

Lyste: "?????"

Kallus, loudly: "Nobody move or I blow this civilian's head off!" (to Lyste) "Act like a civilian."

Lyste, hysterical: "I'm panicking, what more do you want me to do???"

Kallus: "I need someone for an infiltration mission. Who wants to volunteer? Lys-"

Lyste: tripping over tables and chairs to get away

Kallus: "..."

Kallus: "Was it something I said?"

[anarcoqueer1994]

The final product of my silly little Rebels queer alignment chart. Thank you every one who voted! Things I learned: My specific people I interact with apparently really like Maul and Kallus as they both had significantly more votes than any other character over the past 2 months. Haha

Second take away, I think it is so funny to see what characters ended up in the same category as each other, Like Maul, Saw and Chopper all in the same category, amazing.

[lieutenantselnia]

F/o list meme because I miss posting about them but don't have all to much energy for other stuff currently, so memes it is😂 I lowkey wanna do more of these alignment chart memes now (both self ship and others), they're just fun :D

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