Let’s keep a little optimism here

Dumb Star Wars Fanfics, badly drawn art and Memes.Often NSFW. NOTE: My interpretations are purely based on what is the funniest Queer, Disabled, Mediocre, and full of love 😌 I sell ugly shirts www.theblorbostore.com

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i’m not coping with the heat.

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Damn, Garazeb Orrelios, Rotta the Hutt; AKA Stinky, a Mandalorian that rarely takes his armour off, and a baby. Imagine the smells going on in that Razor Crest

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yo some of these reviews are wild

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Why does that stroller go that fast? How many times has someone pressed the wrong button and whooosh, your babies going 90 down the high street?

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Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him

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STAR WARS Chronological Order.

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A few years ago I went through every episode page on Wookieepedia and put every episode of STAR WARS into a chronological order. It was mostly because The Clone Wars is not chronological, but then I kept adding to it with every new show.

I will continue to update it as more series come out.

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All up to date, May 2026. Above link will take you there.

Please take this update with a grain of salt. A lot of things in Star Wars are happening at once at this point.

Also the colour scheme. Two things have the same colour font = they reference/are referenced by the other media of the same colour happening at the same time.

The highlighter is to make it easier if you are watching on a steaming platform like disney plus. Yellow highlighter = change in show. Blue highlighter = change in year.

I’m gonna do a rewatch soon using this timeline and I may tweak it if some stuff doesn’t make sense. I’m also gonna watch it with the Jedi: Fallen order, Jedi: Survivor, and Star Wars: Outlaws cutscenes and see if that hinders or enhances viewing.

Wish me luck x and may the force be with you

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I need more Enemies to Lovers Kalluzeb where they still hate each other after Kallus fully defects from the Empire.

I NEED more hate flirting and frustration that is actually sexual tension. I feel like I do not see them be petty enough in fanfics!

While I love the classic self-hatred Kallus whump where he doesn’t feel worthy to be Zeb’s friend/partner, I need him to still think Zeb is irritating 😭😭

But yeah definitely craving some in-your-face arguing with each other being oblivious to their attraction while the Ghost Crew rolls their eyes on the sidelines at how obvious they both are.

Any fic recs for me Kalluzeb fandom? I’ve read a LOT but I know there’s hidden gems out there 😏😏 OR someone write more of this ! ❤️❤️

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I won’t let Ai have my fun

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birthdays are a government phys-ops. The pizza party of life

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Kallus and Zeb fucked in the get along shirt.

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Dryden Vos’s coke nail is my blorbo.

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3 years of Jedi: Survivor

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Just because all the representation of what i have in media is in shitty people doesn’t mean i have shitty people disease. It means I’ve seen what my condition is like at the worst, it means I have compassion and understand these fictional people, it means I’ve seen the damage, and it means I get to be better.  And I think thats ok. I’m not them, but I can be a good person because of them. 

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Happy Birthday Stupid Sexy Orrelios

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Kallus and Zeb fucked in the get along shirt.

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Congrats to Post S3 Clone Force 99 for winning this months bracket

RIP wrecker and batcher