#reader i died

[cultivating-wildflowers]

"I'm going to ask you a very personal question. Are you from Michigan?"

[sonsofmahal]

okay so I finally got the scene where you confirm the romance with Lucanis!

and not 3 hours later, we’re running around Arlathan and Rook made a series of truly terrible puns

and Lucanis (my brand new fucking boyfriend!!) just says “people have been killed for less”

💀💀💀💀

[ssaalexblake]

Anyway, I found a puddle of gloom that grew 4 creepy arms and chased me while turning the entire world red and it freaked the hell out of me so i yeeted myself off a cliff bc i Think (?) the monsters chase you further in totk than they did in botw and i was not messing with that thing and it worked, i got away! 

and promptly found myself landing in front of a massive three headed dragon creature that shot electric bolts out of its three mouths. 

ok

[redbelles]

AREA MAN, ON HIS WAY TO FISTFIGHT GOD, PAUSES TO HAVE SHOUTING MATCH WITH LOCAL TWELVE-YEAR-OLD.

HIS DARK MATERIALS | S1EP1: LYRA’S JORDAN

[lichen-soup-scribe]

My husband, a 29-year-old man, recently learned how to raise one eyebrow (rather than both simultaneously), so he can deliver a proper quizzical look. I’m very proud of him. Then, tonight, he confessed this to me:

“I figured out how to do it while having an argument in my head about the bourgeoisie. Now, if I want to raise one eyebrow... I have to think about capitalism.”

[mariacallous]

when chris evans says “up your ass” in the knives out trailer

[fiddleabout]

counterpunches replied to your post: who needs coffee in the morning when you could...

My heart rate jumped through the roof just reading that

i honestly don’t know the last time i woke up that quickly except for once like three years ago when a hugeass stack of like eighty dvds in our living room toppled over randomly in the middle of the night

[tobeseenthrough]

You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone  Anyone I ever met