so comes snow after fire

Em, 28, she/her ✨ Multi-fandom (fantasy, sci-fi, + historical fiction mostly), but Tolkien will always be my one true love. (HBO War sideblog: bandofmorons)

[fake-guns-blazing]

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[tlotrgifs]

Dartho guin perian. Rych le ad tolthathon. (Stay with the Hobbits. I will send horses back for you.) Hon mabathon. Rochon ellint im. (I'm the faster rider. I'll take him.) Andelu i ven. (The road is too dangerous.) Frodo fîr. Ae athradon i hir, tur gwaith nin beriatha hon. (Frodo's dying. If I can get across the river, the power of my people will protect him.)

[gilettefusion5]

My new favorite thing is referring to all in-game currency as dollars, no matter what game. This is closely followed by describing all crowns, helmets, and headwear as hats. I kill a lot of enemies with weird hats and sometimes they have $7 and a biscuit in their pockets.

[gilettefusion5]

*digs up chest with 49 gold and a sleeping potion* wow that’s exciting, fifty bucks and a benedryl

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[darlingofdots]

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

[exaltedrevenge]

[heartsl0b]

breakfast at the window

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

dreaming of an arthurian movie where it’s like. at least four hours long following the events of the entire vulgate cycle in excruciating detail. everything is done with hyper attention to the source material and is super accurate and but inexplicably all the fight scenes are set to abba. this is never acknowledged by anyone but lancelot kind of seems to be aware of it

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

EXACTLY

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking hard about this. i am vaguely recalling a part in the vulgate cycle where lancelot temporarily goes crazy and can’t stop dancing. does anyone know what im talking about. did i make this up

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

HE IS LITERALLY THE DANCING QUEEN

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

my reasoning for all of this btw is that all of abba sounds to me like the soundtrack to a near-death induced hallucinatory experience. much like arthurian literature feels

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

angel eyes playing as lancelot goes on one of his yearly bouts of insanity raving through the woods like some kind of animal

[icaseybaybee]

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[lyuricheva]

any conversation about who could play odysseus well (as opposed to the obvious terrible choice matt damon) is inane, in my view, because it’s already been done and served by toby stephens of maggie smith’s son fame in an acclaimed yet underwatched show black sails under the name james “flint”-

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[malotte00]

Daisies

[amaralesbian]

I think instead of panels they should have formal debates at these cons

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

it really is ok to be Basic™, ya know?

scented candles are comforting and nice, sweet coffee drinks and black coffee drinks are both valid, romcoms are called “feel good” for a reason and you can watch them to feel happy it’s not a crime, decorate your room with fairy lights, drink hot cocoa with marshmallows, listen to that cd that everyone talks about and that you hear playing in the Starbucks all the time, popular things become popular because a lot of people like them and it’s ok to also like those popular things it doesn’t make you boring. I could go on but you know what I mean.

your interests and simple pleasures are meant to entertain you, not meant to make you look entertaining to others.

if you enjoy Basic™ things then embrace that enjoyment. that’s for you. enjoy it.

[swshows]

ANDOR (2022–2025) 2.12: JEDHA, KYBER, ERSO

[satanfemme]

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