Simp
A/N: Hey guys! I don’t see a lot of Corpse Husband content so, looks like I gotta feed myself for a bit. Enjoy this little fic!
Pairing: GN!Youtuber!Reader x Corpse Husband
Warnings: Uh, a few curses I suppose?
Genre: Fluff
WC: 650+
“Alright guys, no lying this game. It’s the uh, no lying game. I will say this; I will not lie to you.”
“You sound sus, pewds.” You smoothly say, smirking at the other laughs you hear through the chat.
“What- how dare you!”
“I’m just saying! You sound sus, I’m going to vote you first.”
“WHY WOULD YOU VOTE ME FIRST IF I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!?”
You laugh at the way his voice raises a few octaves, not noticing a certain someone finally entering the game.
“I DON’T TRUST YOU THAT’S WHY-”
“Hey.”
Pausing, you hold back a smile, aware of the camera pointed right at your face, before responding back happily.
“Hi, Corpse!”
His chuckle sounds through your headphones and you melt a little on the inside.
“Hey, n/n.”
“Well, we know who n/n would never vote for.” Sean cuts in, laughing along with the rest as they agree.
“Listen, listen… Felix is just sus in general-”
“NO I’M NOT!”
“Sounds sus to me.” Ken agrees.
“Oh, you’re dead, n/n. Watch out.”
“SUS!” You laugh, muting yourself soon after as the game started.
You were just a regular crewmate, trying to finish your tasks quickly.
“Geez guys,” you spoke to your live, “Lowkey feel like this is going to be an easy game. I said what I said about pewds though, he’s still sus to me.”
You finish up the garbage-chute in storage and pout as you check your next task.
“I have to go to electrical,” you whine, dragging out the last syllable, “I always end up dying in there. It seems like no one wants to kill me anywhere else.”
You maneuver your little astronaut inside, only to pause as you see Corpse standing over a yellow body.
“Oh jeez, oh fuck-”
You immediately hit the report body, before pausing. It was pewds who died. You slowly look over to your camera and wink.
“I’ll never snitch on daddy.”
You unmute your mic, cutting off everyone who began to talk.
“SO, uh, I walked into electrical with Corpse and we found a body.”
The silence on his end made you smile, knowing you caught him off guard.
“You walked in together, did you guys see anyone walk by?”
“I saw Ken walk out of there just before we entered.” Corpse spoke, voice as smooth and even as ever.
“I did walk out of there, yes, but I walked out and he was alive! I swear it wasn’t me!”
“I was going to say it’s n/n doing a self-report, since it was Felix, and he was threatening you.” Sean spoke up.
“Ohh revenge maybe?” Pj questioned.
“Me? I’d never get revenge! Plus, I was with Corpse like, 99% of the time. It’s neither of us.” You defended.
“It’s true. I still think it’s Ken.” Corpse replied.
“Yea, it’s gotta be Ken-”
“Alright, Ken, you’re out buddy.”
“WAIT NO-”
—-
It was the end of the game, imposters winning and everyone groaning in defeat. You just laughed at the dejected responses of everyone.
“WHAT THE HELL, N/N YOU SAW HIM KILL ME AND YOU JUST LIED!?”
“I didn’t see anything pewds, you’re crazy.”
He raged on the other end, only causing you to laugh harder.
“I SHOULD’VE KNOWN TOO, OH MY GOD! Corpse was following me around the entire time, so sus dude!”
“I just saw the kill and took it.”
“BY FOLLOWING ME AROUND!?”
“..yes.”
“What a way to avenge n/n.” Sean giggles.
“Ooooooh, Corpse defending n/n’s honor, eh?” Pj teases.
“Cute, modern love at it’s finest.” Sykkuno smirks.
“SIIIIIIMP.” Ken screams, causing everyone to laugh.
“N/n is the main simp here. Not telling that they saw Corpse literally KILL ME!”
“Oop,” You pretend to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, “I plead the fifth.”
“STOPING SIMPING ON MAIN.”
You bite your lip, hearing Corpse chuckle through the mic, but didn’t say anything else.
You get a text notification, quickly glancing down only to smile.
‘Thanks for the win.’
‘Anytime(;’
‘Wow, they’re right. You are a simp.’
‘Hey!’
‘It’s okay, they were right about me too.’