#real dialogue

[gayeddiejuice]

“we should call my boy best friend eddie, he has a silver star”

[divorcedwife]

this is my favorite anders moment in da2

[07043012]

[willgrahamscock]

HANNIBAL + Text Posts 12/∞

[couch-house]

i've been playing unleashed and sonic is sooo slippery when hes running its like hes covered in oil. in grease, if you will. in yuck

[butchfemmesisters-archive]

anora: so how old are u

guy: i'm 21 and u?

anora: oh i'm way older than u😔

guy: like 25?

anora: i'm 23

[dosestrellasbinarias]

yo dude can you come here real quick so we can do... bro things

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: She's the girl of my dreams!

Hades: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams

Zeus: I have a lot of dreams