#real shit.

[songbirdblues]

breaking news, local teen gothamite discovers the possibility of long term crush reciprocating his feelings

in other news. idk whats been up with the colin renaissance going on on tumblr rn but i have absolutely zero problems with it. keep up the good work yall 💪

[widowrelic]

the irony of claiming that they’re just a minor so you can’t talk about them while also engaging in adult content 😭 yes teenagers are at that time in their lives where they’re exploring but it’s also extremely valid for adults to not want minors reading their sexually explicit material

!!!!!!! say it louder.

[sturnsrecord]

what are fuckboy!chris and smart!reader up to :>>

SUNDAY , 2:30PM

smart!reader currently has a free house, so fuck!boy chris is round eating all the food in her fridge whilst she studies. hes waiting for her to finish so they can put the free house to good use ; )

also it won’t let me answer ur other ask :/ …. so ig thats just for me :p (thank you very much lmao)

[mwahbabe]

hey i’d rather this be my addiction than smoking crack or something.

[snoopyana]

don’t you find it kinda weird writing for real people? i haven’t seen anyone going around asking you yet and i think you should be a little ashamed about it

i saw your dm and ultimately ignored it so sending me an anonymous ask with the same exact question is actually mind boggling to me. idk if you thought it would be a better approach but it’s nothing but a teeny tiny bit embarrassing! i won’t tag you or anything to save you the embarrassment because it’s truly ironic how you ask if i have no shame while you are actively liking, reblogging, etc. i’ve seen you in my inbox on multiple occasions, specifically on the nsfw post. so the mere fact that you are making attempts to shame me is honestly just plain, outright insulting. like i get if you were someone who didn’t interact with the content and were simply curious, but you are active in the community. i hope you enjoyed what i posted while you could, because i’m gonna end this whole conversation here and just block you. soo this whole debate is lowkey pointless and i would appreciate if you get my dick out your mouth. like you’re gagging on my phantom cock rn. hugs and kisses — elleyana.

[keepinit-g]

I hate to cut conversations short. It's not like I don't wanna talk to you. It's just that I don't feel like talking right now. That's all. Get what I mean? My social battery is just low rn

[nic0-hischier]

@ dinner rn

My dad to my sister: why are you playing w ur food?

Me to my dad: Well, she can't play with YOUR food, duh.

My mom: *dying in the corner*

My sister: *also dying in the corner*

Me: *lowk proud of my previous remark*