#real studyblr things

[stoned-perregrin]

All the papers are due tomorrow. save me.

[stoned-perregrin]

Can we just talk about how helpful the studyblr community has been during this very trying time!!!

So I'm sure everyone is aware at this point the Corona virus has kind of f***** up the education system in seemingly every country. And as everyone is being forced into online classes this community has been so helpful not just for me but I'm sure for all of you as well. I am a visual and auditory learner and I do not do well with online classes (and so I'm going to be real I was a little panicked when I found out that all my classes were going online) however studyblr was there to hold my hand and help me get on track with school again. So I just want to give a big shout out to a bunch of studyblrs that have been extra helpful during this time.

@starryeize

@anatomyandcappuccini

@universtudy

@sunscreenstudies

@bubbleteakoala

@the-diary-of-a-failure

@eunoiamaybe

These are just a few of the lovely helpful people that I have come across recently. Fell free to add your own helpful people in the notes 💖

[stoned-perregrin]

How to write an essay

Step 1: read the prompt

Step 2: think about prompt while procrastinating

Step 3: write super basic outline

Step 4: procrastinat some more by getting a snack

Step 5: get distracted by complaining about how you have to write an essay to your friends

Step 6: realize that you definitely need to start your paper now

Step 7: read your basic outline

Step 8: delete old basic outline cause you have no clue what you meant by any of it

Step 9: rewrite basic outline

Step 10: avoid writing your essay by making a dumb tumblr post (whoops)

Step 11: get to business time

Step 12: be possessed and somehow write the whole first draft while not moving for 2 hours straight

Step 13: realize you did it... you wrote the minimum number of pages required

Step 14: don’t reread the essay. Not even a quick glance. Let’s be real you don’t care that much.

Step 15: turn essay in.

Step 16: get grade back

Step 17: be upset about grade

Step 18: reread essay to see why you got bad grade....

Step 19: realize you definitely should have reread your paper

Step 20: vow to do better next time...even though you know you won’t. 😅

[stoned-perregrin]

So back in January, before school started, I ordered a textbook online for my sociology class. I got an email saying that the book was going to be delivered to my mother's house along with an online access code. I've been using the online access code I finally just accepted that the book was never going to show up but that was fine. Today however I received a phone call from my mother who had gone outside to grill some steaks. My mother rarely grills and she probably hasn't grilled all year. She opened up the grill and inside the grill she found a box containing my sociology textbook. The box has been in the grill for months. I have no clue why a delivery man would have put the box inside the grill but apparently they did....🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️