#realityshiftingpenguin

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only perk of emetophobia is you can basically watch any horror stuff and be completely fine cuz nothing is scarier 🥀

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Do you ever feel Wrong but then it turns out you were just constipated

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*squints at terrifying eldritch horror being* bit of a funky looking dog innit

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so I almost shifted

I was practicing visualising the exact place I would wake up, like I was visualising the ceiling of my waiting room that I would see when I opened my eyes and what I would see around me when I sat up

and then suddenly my visualisation got so much sharper, my heart was beating so fast and I was so js randomly excited all of a sudden, I just kept affirming and tried not to get distracted but I was woken up by an alarm on my phone that I forgot was there

I js feel super detached from reality now like words don’t look like words and ughhh im so close I feel it, gonna go meditate+affirm+listen to subliminals and I’m gonna shift soon I fucking feel it

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when you tell someone you think you can trust about something and their first reaction is “omg you need to tell an adult about that” as if there’s an adult who cares about you/who you can safely trust within a 10,000 mile radius

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Hello new mootie!!!!

Hii! :)

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Had a drwanbwherre  tbehrirebwasd as a vitudkaansn ckalalsws vitamaks Q and yyougotirnwb I tssfromrea tish eating skateboards

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I just remembered that as a kid i used to wipe my ass so hard that I visualised the pain as tiny goblins with pickaxes making their way into my asscrack and up my asshole while chipping away at my assflesh with their pickaxes because that’s apparently the closest thing to how that felt