Things that happen at work:
So, my department has undergone “restructuring with out layoffs” and…it’s personally hilarious to me because there are like, 3 married dudes who cuss like sailors who are now over me, and there was this whole thing about “don’t tell the corporate dudes about the shop cat” and…well. Y’all have actually MET ME.
So, corporate dudes walk in today and I’m like “hi! Would you like the tour? I PrOmIsE that there’s no swearing or anything. Also have you heard the shop cat story?”
And the corporate dudes are like, not catching the sarcasm, so I catch a little flack for not cussing while I show them where the water/tea/coffee is, but the dude who is technically now my boss is like “oh, I filled every one in on the cat giving birth on your desk story, y’know, as we were getting on the plane…”
And like. It really is better that none of the cats are in the shop anymore, it’s much better for both the animals and the work environment that Mama Mia is in an actual home.
But it’s absolutely hilarious to watch men/dudes go “ugh, really??? that really happened??!??”
You know what’s also hilarious? Telling the group of dudes who could fire you for raising kittens in a bathroom for two months “hey, thank you for letting me basically get away with murder. I really appreciate not getting fired.”
And then being told jokingly in return “We’ll, I just found out about it yesterday, so meh…but also I love cats so I might fire you anyway for not sharing pictures…”
So. Alls well that ends well.
