Hot N Cold
Chapters: 1/1, 3093 words Fandom: One Direction (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Laughter During Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Barebacking, excessive dragging of House Hunters, sex that doesn't go exactly as planned, how is that not a tag that's like every time for me Summary:
Reason #45 - Your Condoms are About to Expire Harry squints at the box. “Why are you showing me a box of Icy Hot condoms? I feel like I’m missing something.”
“They are NOT Icy Hot condoms, Harold. They’re fire and ice. They’re supposed to be nice! I bought them for our two month-iversary, but we got tested before that rolled around and they got shoved in the back of the drawer. But they’re about to expire and I don’t want them to go to waste.”
“Lou, I really appreciate the ten bucks or whatever you spent on those, but we haven’t used a condom in ages, and I’m pretty sure Niall used them once and said it was, in fact, like putting Icy Hot on your dick. Which, I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound pleasant to me.”
Louis looks at him skeptically. “Really? We’re trusting Niall on this?’
“Yeah, Lou, I’m going to trust Niall on this one. You know his knee acts up. If he says something is like putting Icy Hot on your dick, I believe him.”
Louis tilts his chin down to look up at Harry through his lashes, which he bats a couple of times. “What if I asked nicely?”
