Reassignment Realignment
Our black Lab Billie Had gender reassignment, He barked, "I didn't like my willie I thought it lacked refinement", She said, "and now that I've flipped sides Things are really looking up, I'm sure that I'm the happiest Labradorian pup."
Our two-year old toddler Keeps barking like a beagle, She keeps climbing to the roof top Because she thinks that she's an eagle, We finally found a doctor That does species reassignment, We're just waiting for the day When the stars are in alignment.
In 2021 Be what you want to be, You could live forever As a Joshua tree, They don't need support groups And hardly any water, Be 800 years old And still birth a daughter.
















