#rebeccamhardy

[torifoolery]

rebeccamhardy replied to your post: Early Week Update #13

Oh goodness. I am wondering why I took back to back weeks too. WITH NO COFFEE. I might die. PS. Those kids gotta get ready. It’s awfully close to ring by spring time …

There is no possible way that I could do this without coffee. You have my greatest condolences. Also, yeah dude. It's panic time. Those rings ain't gonna give themselves away.

[torifoolery]

rebeccamhardy replied to your post: rebeccamhardy replied to your post: Early Week...

Yeah. I’m sorry that you have to sit through the mindless torture. He is like bad. Not only is he rambling about himself, but he is clearly brainless. Also the bright orange hat looks weird. He kinda looks like a student.

Somebody mentioned the hat, and asked if it was his favorite team. His response was that he just collects hats.

Moriah creeped on his facebook for me and called him a "brofessor", which I think is the most accurate description possible.

[torifoolery]

rebeccamhardy replied to your post: Oh my God. I have vomited four separate times...

i saw you walk by my classroom today, and you didn’t look sick. must be recent. just make up some rule that people can’t be in the lobby. or tell her you vomited your guts up, possibly be descriptive. bet she will leave…

Yeah, it came on really suddenly. I had the joy of leaving class to go throw up in the student life bathroom. It was made especially awesome by the fact that some class was let out on break while I was in there, so at least 5 other ladies got to listen to me. I started a couple of new medications recently, so I'm hoping it's just a side effect of the transition, and that it'll pass.

No, dude, I already told her that I'm sick, before she started asking all these questions and trying to be chummy. Maybe if I go throw up in the trashcan, she'll get the message.

[torifoolery]

rebeccamhardy replied to your post: rebeccamhardy replied to your post: rebeccamhardy...

i just clicked on the #roommate love is the truest love tag. and read some of your old post (hilarious by the way). i almost peed my pants when i saw the “one roommate turns into satan” thing. i assume i know who that is?

leslieann1225 replied to your post: rebeccamhardy replied to your post: rebeccamhardy...

i miss my roommates. hardcore. …roommate love is the truest love & distance cannot stop that.

B. Hard: aren't those the best tho? And I totally plead the fifth dude. I'm not touching that with a ten-foot pole.

Leslie: LESLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i love you.

[torifoolery]

I walked by your class while LS and LB were talking to you... Had I realized the torture you were under, I would have stopped and tried to save you. You know, made something up, saved you from the cruel break time socialization. Then I saw the post on facebook, and it all made sense... Also. Your description of LS and the words TEE-HEE are right on. Makes me want to throw things.

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT

I genuinely don't like making fun of indivduals. The stupid things they do, that's fair game; but I try to avoid ridiculing the people themselves. But with her, I just... It's just so easy, how could I possibly resist? Her entire existence is just blank and shallow and cheery. But not cheery because she has examined the universe and decided to try to be an optimist; cheery because she has absolutely no clue what the universe is like and thinks it's all made of rainbows and sunshine and ponies and Jesus.

I get that she grew up extra-super-duper sheltered. But there's a point where you need to stop blaming your parents for having sheltered you, and start taking responsibility for your own damn education and experiences.

Whew. Now that that's out of my system... Thank you so much for your compassion! I wish I had known you were out there, I would've gladly run away and hung out with you instead!