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Asking Ted Lasso characters if they know the off-side rule

"Hey, come in closer" *whispers* "No, I do not, sir. Coach Beard is my guardian angel every time we're on that field, and I do not know what I'd do without him. Oh shoot, that referee explained it to me the other day! I completely forgot. I mean, I completely forgot what he said, I still don't know this darn rule you've got"

"You wouldn't get it"

"Yeah, it's when the players are on the wrong side of the pitch and they touch the ball or something. Do I have to answer this?"

"Are you seriously fucking asking me, Roy fucking Kent, if I know the offside rule? The thing that was drilled into me since I was 7 fucking years old. Fuuuuuucking hell, they're pulling wankers like you in now to ask questions, are they?"

"Do I have to answer this?"

"Of course. Course I bloody know it. Dickhead. I mean, it took me a years-um, goes. I was 7, alright?"

"Ooh, yes - so when you take the pitch - and there are a few exceptions to look out for later on, we'll get there soon - and look at both players sides, and where the ball and the second-last opponent are, then..."