#rebels incorrect quotes

[cameoliob]

The headcannon that Kallus had a balls to the wall insane upbringing on the lower levels of Coruscant is actually hilarious because it allows for some of the CRAZIEST lore drops

Kallus: Yeah when I was 12 i actually fist fought a grown man in an arbys parking lot over a spork

Sabine: Im sorry?????

Ezra: wtf do ppl even use tinfoil for

Kallus: Oh when I was 14 I wired our holoprojector to connect to cable tv with a roll of tinfoil and it worked for two days

Ezra: only 2 days?

Kallus: it blew up :(

Hera: we cant go through that sector, its controlled by the pykes

Ezra: we could be sneaky about it

Kanan: idk, Ezra, people can get pretty violent over spice

Kallus: which is crazy because its honestly not that fun

Kanan: what

Kallus: what

[athenaderiva]

i made something

[randomlothcat]

Ezra, popping out of the walker roof: So, what seems to be the problem officer?

Kallus: GET THE KRIFF OUT OF MY WALKER

[dusky-shark13]

Sabine: *awkwardly trying to flirt with Ketsu* No, you have to undersyand. The Storyteller and the Bellringer are married, but we ourselves are—

Ezra’s dumbass: I CAN DO A BACKFLIP!

Sabine: Ez- EZRA

*cue crashing noises*

[rantingisfreetherapy]

Star Wars Rebels Incorrect Quotes

Kanan: Ezra, why are you covered in paint?

Ezra: ...Nothing???

Kanan: *raises eyebrow*

Ezra: Okay, okay, but in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Kanan: I thought you were with Sabine. Wait...

*Sabine joins the chat*

Sabine: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Kanan: *slaps forehead*

[lirinck2]

Hot bitches are still not over their Kalluzeb phase

[ana-cantskywalker]

Zeb : Nothing in life is free.

Hera: Love is free!

Sabine: Adventure is free.

Kanan: Knowledge is free.

Ezra: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[curlygirlybitchachos]

(Ex-padawan duo)

Y/n: Go big or go home!

Kanan, tears in his eyes: I'm begging you Y/n. For once in you life, go home. Please just this once, go home.

Y/n, eyeing a bunch of troopers: I'm going big.