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What ringtone my muse has set for yours:
Partition by Beyonce
What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:
Annoyingly often, and incredibly detailed. Download google, Patty, cos I’m not it.
How quickly my muse responds to your texts:
As soon as possible because she always makes it seem like an emergency... plus, what else am I suppossed to do?
How often our muses text:
All day every day, baby
How often our muses call:
We’re not together, but we might as well be. More than 2x a week.
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:
No, and god forbid.
Last text sent from my muse to yours:
[Kit]: No, Patty, I promise just because she’s coughing she doesn’t automatically have whooping cough.







