#recklessdragonpost

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The fun thing about now being out to my family is that when I see rainbow ice cream at the store and excitedly show my mom, not only does she know why I’m excited, but she usually gets it for me because I am gay and it is rainbow and that means it’s for me. 

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Me: *sees tall, only vaguely human shaped creature waving its arms at the end of the dark tunnel I’m about to walk through*

Me: *continues toward it hoping it’s mothman*

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Sometimes I wonder why people think marching band is a cult and then I remember how we always yell STAB right before we stop and then it makes sense again. 

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Okay I know this is a really old meme but did they ever explain what the elves were doing at elf practice? What were they practicing? 

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Human Brain: Sitting in a hot car for long periods of time is dangerous and could kill you. 

Monkey Brain: me so colde,,, carr warm,,, sleeby time,,, 

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So after a nice winter break, I pick up my phone to find that my school has texted me THIS.

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Me: *catches spider in a cup to go outside*

Me: *runs to the door to dump the cup out*

Spider: *isnt in the cup anymore*

Me:

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Having a pet raven or crow would be the coolest thing ever they’re so smart I love them