#red guy posts

[dtau-the-red-guy]

IknowIHaven'tPostedInAStinkingLongTime

Buuuuuttttt....

ITS OLD WORK WEDNESDAY!!!!

@dtau-isocelesmonster @dtau-shogunofsorrow @dtau-jackythetrickster POST UP, MEN!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -WHEEZE-

-Pop!-

Oh.

[dtau-the-red-guy]

@zaogu-princeofcrime HEY!!! Is THIS EPISODE why you deformed space squids put me to work in that TORTURE CHAMBER OF A DRY CLEANERS?!?!?!!!

That place SUCKED!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Tomato ass (complimentary)

Cotton Candy Ass 💖

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Ya got a big fat ass, bitch. I might be into that.

OOOH!!! 🤪👹❤💥🤘

Thank you for the compliment, Miss Pink Horse! It's what I do best. Well, that and disguises for the sake of instigating absolute CHAOS AND MAYHEM.

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Had a LOOVELY time running around causing CHAOS with the Princess!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

I HAVE A NEW BLUETOOTH KEYBOOARD ANDIM ABOUT TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM YOUR WELCOME

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Old Work Wednesdaaaaay!

I LOVED getting to wear a gown to work that day. ❤