rating fat characters pt 4. // anon suggestions
1 & 2). Saltbaker and Porkrind from Cuphead. YES to BOTH. Porkrind is an 8/10 and Saltbaker is an 11/10 for me
3). Bob Velseb, Spooky Month. 6/10. I REALLY WANT TO LIKE HIM but the canon design for him is uninspiring to me. im very aware how sexy he gets in fanart, so hes an 11/10 in that context. respect to sir pelo but his art doesnt have much sex appeal, nor does it need to
4). Rainsong, Superman TAS. 9/10. HELLO??? HELLOO?? WHO IS THIS??? SHES SO PRETTY HELLO??
5). Enoch, OFF. 10/10 yes yes yes OFF mentioned
6). Oogie Boogie, Nightmare Before Christmas. 100/10 this is one of THE most iconic sexy fat guys of all time. his raw appeal is unmatched and so broad that even freaks out of niche internet circles want to bang him. i love this guy so much
7). The Greedy, Raggedy Ann and Andy. 2/10. i really want to love this character because the design is nice but i have no interest in gluttony being his only personality trait. overplayed as fuccckk. NEXT
8). The Red Guy, Cow And Chicken. 6.5/10! i enjoy how much official art there is of this guy showing off his giant ass but beyond that he isnt for me
9). Chris Walker, Outlast. 11/10. good lord.
10 & 11). The Bouncer AND Cherry, Studio Killers "Ode to the Bouncer". 10/10 i havent seen this music video in years and yet the bouncer is STILL HOT and will remain hot for the rest of time. Cherry herself is beautiful and a sex icon, 9/10.
12). Mother of Toads, The Darkhorse Book of Witchcraft. 11/10. oh my god? oh my god. this is such a niche reference?? good LORD. SHES SO FUCKING HOT???? who DREW THIS. raise your hand
13). Beetlejuice. the request was specifically for "The Musical Version" but im going to be real anon i hate musicals and i dont like the look of that guy. 4/10. im including the animated version because he has aura in that form, like a 7/10