HELLO, ITS ME!

THATS RIGHT, KIDDIES! I'M BACK! • (AU RP Blog. AU info: @dark-toons)

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Universe Info -> @dark-toons

Open to Interaction

[cadenceconfessions]

Computer, show me "Celery Man"

Pleas get this man out of my house.......

[dtau-the-red-guy]

GREAT SCOTT!!!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

I HAVE A NEW BLUETOOTH KEYBOOARD ANDIM ABOUT TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM YOUR WELCOME

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[cadenceconfessions]

Nothing is on fire and everything is normal :3

[dtau-the-red-guy]

WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOOWEEWOO!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

NEED these for my birthday cake, actually

[cadenceconfessions]

THEY DIDN'T BRING THEM EVEN THOUGH IT SAID DELIVERED!!!!! ANGRY

[cadenceconfessions]

I DID AN EXPRESS REORDER AND I GOT THEM LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

You better inviiiite MEEEEEEE

[cadenceconfessions]

NO YOU'LL JUST STICK YOUR ENTIRE FAT ASS IN THE CAKE AGAIN

ONLY I GET TO DO THAT!!!!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME TO DO THAT!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

NEED these for my birthday cake, actually

[cadenceconfessions]

THEY DIDN'T BRING THEM EVEN THOUGH IT SAID DELIVERED!!!!! ANGRY

[cadenceconfessions]

I DID AN EXPRESS REORDER AND I GOT THEM LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

You better inviiiite MEEEEEEE

[fishingcatz]

Girl that butt is like an ass

[dtau-the-red-guy]

IknowIHaven'tPostedInAStinkingLongTime

Buuuuuttttt....

ITS OLD WORK WEDNESDAY!!!!

@dtau-isocelesmonster @dtau-shogunofsorrow @dtau-jackythetrickster POST UP, MEN!!!

[iriso-page]

Carl Cristall from that Igor movie, had very little screen time but hes an invisible man that wears tall socks and a suit but doesn't wear pants (easy access to EVERYTHING)

WHY IS HIS WHOLE CRISTUSSY OUT

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Hey, red guy are you aware of all the things you have in common with this Devil?

He likes to torment two siblings and he's childish as well.

(He's also my avatar's fiance)

=0 Does he also have an ABSOLUTELY GOD TIER GRADE A UNDEFEATED gluteus maximus?!

[fruitypiestims]

Red Guy stimboard for @dtau-the-red-guy ❤

😈 😈 😈 / 😈 😈 😈 / 😈 😈 😈

[dtau-the-red-guy]

YEAH!!

YEAH!!!!

YEAH!!!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Old Work Wednesdaaaaay!

I LOVED getting to wear a gown to work that day. ❤

[dtau-aerodynamic]

You say that like it was a rare occurrence...?

[dtau-the-red-guy]

I MEANT A HOSPITAL GOWN YOU BAG OF GROCERIES!!!

[dtau-the-red-guy]

Old Work Wednesdaaaaay!

I LOVED getting to wear a gown to work that day. ❤

[cadenceconfessions]

Girl help there’s some giant fucking bug in my room and it is NOT Chrysalis!!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

I am going to Die

[dtau-the-red-guy]

RED GUY AT YOUR SERVICE, PRINCESS!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

YES kill this thing

It won’t shut the fuck up in my light

[dtau-the-red-guy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cadenceconfessions]

Girl help there’s some giant fucking bug in my room and it is NOT Chrysalis!!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

I am going to Die

[dtau-the-red-guy]

RED GUY AT YOUR SERVICE, PRINCESS!!!

[cadenceconfessions]

magic anon: *covers you in magic dust* you can now talk to and understand animals!

…the bugs I’ve punched are calling me slurs

[dtau-the-red-guy]

HOW DARE THEY!!

Need an exterminator, Princess??