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[bitegore]

Average Tumblr user: gets up at 1 pm, orders takeout, posts fandomslop all day, fights about communism. Me: I wake up at 5 am, do 1 hour of cardio, another hour of strength training. Then I soak my muscles in a hot bath with Naturopathica sweet birch and magnesium flakes, after which I shower, lather in hypoallergenic, moisturising Dove bars, wash my hair, dry, apply lotion, change into clean, well-pressed clothes. Then I shave and tend to my facial skin health (not going to look like a greasy Tumblr keyboard warrior, no thanks). Toner, peptide serum, moisturizing gel, SPF 70 sunscreen. Sometimes an essence. Hair done with a nice smelling pomade. For breakfast it’s not ultra processed food. Never. I choose an organic salad with plenty of vegetables and grains. Unsweetened green tea, two to three cups while reading the newspaper (newspaper only, I don’t scroll my phone during breakfast).

This is fascinating. And what does your self-insert oc do next?

[pedrosyouknowwhat]

Hey there, the source of some of my most obscure fantasies, I've got this weird, unsettling thought. What would it take for the reader to really piss them off, I mean, make them absolutely rage, and which one would be the most likely to dish out a serious beatdown, the kind that leaves bruises?

Hey there gorgeous!

Please tell me all your unsettling thots ;)

dark content bellow the cut!!!

For them to get really mad shed have to run away, perhaps even get far far enough for them to actually get scared.

Marcus Acacius

- kinda obvious right?

- the second Joel drags you through the door by your hair he’s onto you.

- Of course he wouldn’t punch you, none of them would- but he’s slapping your face dumb

- bending you over his lap until his hand print is tattooed on your ass

- “Fucking stupid whore, don’t you fucking get it? you don’t get to escape this.”

Joel Miller

- Mostly because of the scare

- He’s the first one to head out to look for you

- He hits the breaks right in front of you, and almost softens at the way you realize you were found

- You run, but he’s faster; god he doesn’t recall running that fast

- He fucks you onto the dirt road, dust picking up from his movements and rocks digging into your back

- They call out for him, but he’s too far gone, hand threading in your hair and jerking your head back painfully

- the worst bruises would be scattered around your neck, his grip tight and controlling

[scribeofred]

For the weird ask game:

16. (substitute Netflix for streamer of choice if you don't have Netflix)

17.

44.

16. a netflix series that’s your favorite? I watch so few new shows that I think my last netflix series was sonic prime? which delighted me in its first season but kind of got progressively less interesting, unfortunately

17. an earliest obsession you remember? space! when I was four, I would beg my mom to read to me from the encyclopedia about anything related to space. I was, for a time, determined to become an astronaut. that was before the chemistry and writing bugs bit

44. do you collect anything? answered here! I spent a good chunk of yesterday collecting walnut catkins, if that counts ^^;

[teamr3dofficial]

What is the teams opinion on the ass discourse?

Carmen is VERY disturbed who started this because she’s coming for YOUR ASS TONIGHT

[oozeandgoo-art]

Hey, do you still have the Starscream Shimeji? If you do, maybe I have it please?

I do!

If you want to share it with people, btw, please feel free - I get this question occasionally and this link should be good for everyone, but I can't add it to the other folder that I know must go around sometimes unfortunately.

Please let me know if there's any issues with the link btw, sometimes there's something that goes wrong and I usually just need to change the settings around a little XD

[every-dayiwakeup]

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A little snippet from one of the many wips whirling about in the factory lol

When he meets Steve, he swears the cracks in his heart start to fill, and the fire that used to keep him from giving up starts ablazing, stronger than before.

Every time they see each other, every time they touch, even if it's just for a second, Billy is full, and somehow still hungry.

[codedredalert]

Hii, it me again. :) I had a sudden thought

So I've been low-key calling the West Blue language "Westron" bc inner me is a smartass and I like stealing names for things that only barely fit them

But then you mentioned that the dom languages in a Blue would be influenced by the 3-4 richest/most prominent trade islands, which is so obviously true and correct that I can't believe I didn't think of it myself sooner. (that's brilliant and ur brain is 1000 iq)

So! Here's an idea: one of the main East Blue languages might be Gowainne, as developed by Goa Kingdom, the supposed richest kingdom in the East. That would be the one Luffy/Ace/Sabo would grow up with, yes?

Just a thought <3

lol yeah that works! follow your heart!

when it comes to language names based on locations, i like to keep them short because the languages i speak are very simple about naming languages ([place] language, or [place] + modified suffix which tends to be short). I would usually look at a real life place that ends with -oa or -a to determine the suffix. I believe the english suffix for most -a countries is just -n, so the most likely place language name/ descriptor for Goa would likely be Goan (which does actually sound about the same as Gowainne so you could spin a history into that spelling for sure!).

place names are not always the same as language names because of history or other reasons. this is especially so for dialect/accents eg Scouse is a descriptor for Liverpool. WILD how is anyone supposed to know that lol english is so interesting

its possible luffy/ace/sabo speak the same language, though if you wanna be complicated, even within a country, accents and languages will vary. sabo is probably brought up bilingual or even encouraged to be monolingual in the more prestigious language (think of how it was fashionable to speak french among nobility). luffy and ace absolutely speak the rough street vernacular language instead.

[5secondsofdrama]

I’m sure by this point most of you have seen the post(s). It’s with a heavy heart that I post this, but for sometime my opinion has been that they are really together. It’s just unhealthy as hell. I know the other mods hold different opinions but that’s what I truly believe.

I think they knowingly use their relationship for publicity, especially in regards to the band. Yes, there was just a band post. Yes, she changed outfits. Yes, they posted at the exact same time. I think she shamelessly uses his fame for her benefit but I think they are actually together, as much as that is a horrible thought. But we can’t change it. We love him and we have to support him, even if we think he’s making a mistake.

It’s bad, objectively we know that it’s not healthy. But we can’t change this. All we can do is hope he realizes before they get married. If he doesn’t we pray he has a good solid prenup, a good lawyer and a fucking amazing therapist.

I know it’s hard and I know it sucks. Unfortunately, Luke has to realize it’s unhealthy himself. We can’t do or say anything that will make him see it. We just have to love and support him as much as we can otherwise we’ll just push him away and further into her arms. It’s the same thing if was a close friend going through it.

I know a lot of you are probably in shock or devastated right now. I promise you that things will get better eventually. I don’t know how and I don’t know when but they will.