Me: Cartman, you and your boyfriend Kyle-
Cartman: Kyle is not my boyfriend.
Me: Dude, your hatred for him is borderline romantic at this point. He’s your boyfriend in one way or the other.
Me: It’s a hate crush. It happens when you hate someone so much you act the same way as a jealous girlfriend.
Cartman: No! He isn’t my boyfriend!
Me: Well then you have a one sided hate crush that you aren’t doing anything for. He hates you back and you don’t even try to take him on a date?
Kyle: Can you stop trying to turn this into a black-rom? I wouldn’t want him to be my boyfriend in anyway! Look what he did to Heidi!
Me: That was a red-rom maybe pale? I didn’t get a good read on it.
Cartman: God dmnit are you really making a homestuck reference right now?!
Me: It’s always a homestuck reference if you’re brave enough. Besides there’s plenty of material for all five of you.
Kyle: wait. There are four of us. Who??
Me: Easy! You and Cartman are black-rom, You and Stan are pale…. You, Stan and Cartman are ash; and You and Kenny are red-rom!
Stan: What?? You didn’t say who the fifth one was!
Me: It’s Butters! Kenny and Butters are pale.
Stan: Wouldn’t it make more sense to make them black-rom? Since the whole professor chaos vs Mysterion thing?
Me: No no that’s separate.
Kyle: Why is Kenny and me red? Wouldn’t it make more sense that Kenny is the third in the ash instead of Stan because he’s already pale?
Cartman: Why the hxll are we even talking about this loser nerd stuff?
Kyle: Shut up fatxss, you’re just jealous Butters is better at being pale with Kenny than you are!
They argue. Kenny pipes up wondering what they are talking about.
Cartman: None of your business you dirty poor! Go play in filth!
Kyle: Don’t talk to him that way!
Me: Aw so romantic! See!!
Both: Shut the hxll up!
I had to get this thought out. lol bye :3
