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Nora: Hey, Ruby? What'll you do when Zwei gets too old and... Y'know? Die?

Ruby: What? Zwei won't die! He's already lived for more than 50 years, so why not 50 more?

Nora: Fifty?! How is that possible?!

Ruby: Oh, it's really easy! Yang and Jaune take him up to his farm and he stays there for a couple of months~!

Nora: Uh... huh. Y'know, Ruby, I don't think I've seen any corgis running around on Jaune's fa-OMPH!

Jaune: (Covering Nora's mouth)

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby:

Jaune: I hope you're aware of what you've done, Nora.

#rwby #redapropos #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #jaune arc

Blending colours is a chore by RedApropos

#My Little Pony #Friendship Is Magic #Applejack #Best Pony #RedApropos #markers #SFW

Nora: Ahoy there, Yang-a-rang~!

Yang: Hey, what's up, No... ra...

Nora: Ya know that pie you left on the window sill to cool?

Yang: I'd recognize it anywhere...

Yang: So why is it all over your face?

Nora: (Face slathered in pie filling) Because if it wasn't me, then it would have been a way worse someone else!

Yang: (Sighs) Look, you can't just go and-

Nora: Look, be honest with yourself, if not with me, because you know it's true. How many pies on the window sill have you left out to cool? It doesn't just happen in the cartoons, Yang! The idea came from all of the poor, irresponsible bakers, like you, who left your pies in this exact situation! It's a bad idea! Really! Take it from a fellow baker!

Yang: Huh?

Nora: And if I may be so bold, I think leaving your pies alone like that is pretty silly. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say that it's...

...Wait for it...

Nora: WINDOW SILLY~!

Yang: ...

Nora: What? You made it way too easy for me! EASY AS PIE~!

Yang: ...

Nora: C'mon, Yang~! At YEAST give me a smile~!

Yang: ...

Nora: Uh... I think you, uh, KNEAD to look at this differently...

Yang: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN BEFORE THE NEXT PIE I BAKE WILL BE YOU!

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Pyrrha: There's nothing to worry about, Nora. The dentist is a professional who knows exactly what he's doing.

Nora: Oh, I know. I don't have a problem with the dentist. I just HATE needles! They are the number one thing I hate, even more than the Grimm!

Nora: Well, not ALL needles. Just the ones that go in your mouth!

Nora: Something got into my head and so close to my eyes and brain... AND YOU CAN HEAR IT! Even if you're sedated, you can still here the "POP!" when it punctures- GAH! And then that quiet "Sklurch~!" as it slides in further...

Nora: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT, PYRRHA?!

Nora: FUN FACT! IT'S A LOT!

Nora: I HATE IT SO MUCH AND IT'S SO GROOOSS~!

Nora: (Grabs Pyrrha) HIDE ME, PYRRHA! I WON'T GOOO!

Pyrrha: (Dragging Nora away)

Nora: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Nora: NORA NO WAAAAAAANT~!

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