#reddit au

[chaoticallykinkygrem]

MY SPOUSES AND ONE COMMENT REQUESTED MORE SO IM BACK!!!

Shane and Ilya have been hooking up for a few years now. Whenever they meet up, it’s electric and needy and depraved. They don’t spend much, if any, time talking and cuddling afterwards. You would think that would give very little time for a certain Russian to study a man and yet….

He’s scrolling through Reddit one night, seeing if there are any new idiot forums for him to troll in (yes Ilya is an internet troll and I will be taking no further questions) when he stumbled upon something new and interesting. The video is blurred out but the caption…. The caption says “God I need someone with a big dick to fuck me stupid right now. Any takers?”

Ilya typically doesnt pay much attention to horny posts on Reddit, but something about this post calls to him like a siren. Maybe it’s the blurred outline of a slutty waist or it’s the fact he hasn’t gotten off since that morning but it doesn’t matter as he clicks through to the video and verifies his age.

Suddenly he sees a back, waist, and ass he’s spent years seeing, touching, learning. He grins to himself as the hands of the figure reach back and spread their ass cheeks to sink further onto the dildo in them. He feels the blood in his body rush south as the figures bounces get sloppier, thinking about what he would do if he was there.

How he would grab the figures waist and bounce them himself, making sure they take all 9 inches completely. How he would thrust into them just to hear the needy moans and whimpers they let out when he hits their favorite spots. How he would tell the figure how good they are at taking him, how much of a slut they are for his dick….

Ilya knows who this “figure” is. He knows all the freckles that line that back, he’s kissed them all too many times to count. He knows the sounds they make when they’re truly gone and desperate. Ilya knows, down to the very bones that make up his body, that this figure is none other than Shane Hollander. His rival. His competition. His walking wet dream.

Well now Ilya just has to decide what to do with this very interesting video he’s come across….

( @rablovergirl @alter-ego-xxx never let it be said that I don’t provide for my spouses 🫡)

[chaoticallykinkygrem]

Shane Hollander who posts anonymously on Reddit. He goes on gay forums and starts to ask questions and talk to people. Eventually he finds out that there are subreddits where he can post himself anonymously as well. And, well, Shane can be a slut who wants to show off sometimes so why not?

He starts by posting an innocent chest pic, cutting off his face and his dick but showing off his happy trail and his hands and arms. People go feral. They start begging him for more. And who is Shane to say no to the people?

He plays raunchier and sexier photos as time goes on, eventually posting a video from the back of him riding his dildo. No one has figured out who he is…. Well…. Almost no one…..

[stray-fics]

AITA for refusing to move out because I accidently found out my roommate is a vampire??? (11714 words) by unclassified_lkg Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stray Kids (Band) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bang Chan & Lee Minho | Lee Know Characters: Bang Chan (Stray Kids), Lee Minho | Lee Know, Seo Changbin Additional Tags: Reddit Post AU, Social Media, Vampires, Roomates, Vampire Bang Chan, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Roommates, Audio Tech Bang Chan, Emergency Care Nurse Minho, Navigating Vampire Culture through posts on Reddit, vampire courting rituals, Minho and Changbin are BFFs Summary:

r/AmItheAsshole u/linoring_1025

AITA for refusing to move out because I accidently found out my roommate/friend is a vampire?

I (M 25) recently discovered that my roommate (M 26) is a vampire. We met through a mutual friend when I first started working, fresh out of nursing school and money was very tight. I needed a place to stay and this was a really good deal in terms of splitting the rent (60/40 because he has the bigger room with balcony) and in an area that’s walking distance from where I work. My roommate is very neat and tidy and cooks really well, and most importantly he loves my cat too. Over the past year of living together we’ve been become very good friends! However after discovering he was a vampire, he told me I should move out which is weird to me because him being a vampire changes nothing, I don’t feel threatened by him; we’ve been living together for this long and he’s never approached me in a way I thought was at all aggressive, he’s literally the nicest person ever? Incredibly sweet considerate and I really like him? ALSO I CAN’T AFFORD TO MOVE OUT I’M A NURSE MY SALARY IS A JOKE!! So I told him I’m not leaving and now he’s avoiding me. WHAT DO I DO?!

[sheyri]

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: The Great Library Series - Rachel Caine Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jess Brightwell/Morgan Hault, Jess Brightwell/Thomas Schreiber, Niccolo Santi/Christopher Wolfe Characters: Thomas Schreiber (The Great Library), Niccolo Santi, Morgan Hault, Jess Brightwell, Christopher Wolfe (The Great Library) Additional Tags: One Shot Collection, Reddit AU Summary:

Characters posting about their experiences on various subreddits. Some events are canon, some are not.

[airplanelanding]

r/tifu

u/scrapgege • 21h

TIFU by planning a wedding for myself, my husband, and our "fiancé"

(L)

I know the title sounds weird, but I promise it gets worse.

For a little bit of background and context: I (32M) am married to my incredibly doting, amazing husband (26M) and have been for 5 years as of last month. We have both been engaged to Fiancé (24M), an old friend of his, for just about half a year now. We'd been dating for a year prior to our engagement, making our relationship a year and a half in total.

Since we got engaged about 6 months ago, I've been diligently planning the wedding.

My husband has been stressed as of recent, so I took it upon myself to handle all the details, hoping to surprise him with a day that would make his heart sing — just like he did for me on our wedding.

I've picked a venue, drafted invites for our closest friends, and even coordinated with my husband's personal assistant to develop the menu for the reception. It's been a long, arduous task, but I'm devoted to making this the best day of their lives.

The problem?

Last night, my husband pulled me aside to have a "very serious" conversation with him. I was concerned, of course, because he's seemed increasingly restless as of late. So, we sat down with some warm tea and after a little hesitating and a lot of reassurances he loves me...

My husband suggested the idea of inviting Fiancé into our relationship.

That's right. You read that right.

Our fiancé? NOT our fiancé.

In fact, come to find out, we haven't even been dating!

My husband hasn't been stressed because of wedding planning, contrary to my belief. No, he's been stressed because he didn't know how to approach the topic without it coming across the wrong way.

Apparently, I'm the only one who thought we were already together!

In the end, my husband got a good laugh out of it, deeply amused by the whole situation.

I, on the other hand, am mortified.

Looking back on it all, I really should've known sooner. However, it's not as if I was hiding my planning!

We went cake tasting! I took them (individually) to the tailor! I can't even begin to imagine what my husband and our (Not) Fiancé thought was going on.

And to top if all off, his personal assistant — the one who was helping me plan? Apparently, he knew everything the entire time and was just waiting for us to figure it out. (He is now very conveniently busy with work my husband did not assign him whenever I try to speak with him.)

I don't think I'll ever be able to live this down.

TL;DR - I planned an entire wedding for myself, my husband and our fiancé, come to find out we weren't even dating said fiancé, and my husband has actually been trying to figure out how to ask if we can be, the whole time.

edit: we are asking him out this evening.

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u/forthenight 20h

OP, how do you imagine an entire relationship?

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u/deleted 20h

deleted

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u/scrapgege OP • 20h

I do understand your perspective, if you

are coming from a place of actual care.

However, my husband and I are very

happy and deeply in love.

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u/masterofthewinds 19h

WAIT omg hold on is this abt who i think it is???

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u/scrapgege OP 19h

Oh, oops. Forgot you have Reddit.

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u/masterofthewinds 19h

TEXTING YOU.

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u/carefulplanner 17h

edit: we are asking him out this evening

OP!!!! Don't leave us hanging, we need to know what he says!!

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u/scrapgege OP • 4h

we are dating :-]

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u/eternal_sleeper 16h

I took them cake tasting! I took them (individually) to the tailor!

Okay but what DID they think was going on?

Also props to the PA for having the chance to clear this all up & instead choosing to watch it all devolve.

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u/scrapgege OP • 15h

According to my husband, he thought

the cake was me hinting that I wanted

more sweets while simultaneously

treating out Not-Fiancé, 2 birds 1 stone

style. As for the tailor, he says, and I

quote, "I had no idea what you were

planning, I was just happy to indulge

your whims." So...

edit: Not-Fiancé (now actual boyfriend)

was apparently "just along for the ride

and free food."

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u/oneman-army2 12h

"just along for the ride and free

food"

he is so real for that tbh.

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u/west-south17 10h

I think we're all ignoring the fact that this presumed relationship went on for 1.5 YEARS.

Our fiancé? NOT our fiancé.

How do you do that? Genuinely, how? What about the proposal? How does one make this error???

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u/covermyblow 7h

No way this is legit. Did you just not think there was anything weird about your relationship? Like, did you kiss "as buddies" or something?

If not, how do you go 1.5 years without thinking it's weird or there's something strange about the fact that your partner has never been physically affectionate with you?

OP is either a liar or wayyyy oblivious.

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u/scrapgege OP • 2h

Well first, kissing isn't by any means

a requirement for a relationship. But, I

just figured we were moving slow. He's

not always a very touchy-feely person,

and my husband and I respect his

boundaries. In fact, it would have been

fine even if we weren't just moving slow

and he simply didn't want any of that. As

long as he's by our sides, we'll be happy.

That's all that matters, really, is knowing

we love and care for each other, and will

always be there. Kissing is a bonus, not

a necessity.

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u/masterofthewinds 1h

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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u/fallingtree 23m

this is nauseatingly sweet i hate

couples

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u/fu--yao 2h

My husband has been stressed as of recent, so I took it upon myself to handle all the details, hoping to surprise him with a day that would make his heart sing — just like he did for me on our wedding.

this is sickening I'm never speaking to you again.

In fact, come to find out, we haven't even been dating!

I HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOVESTRUCK RAMBLINGS FOR NOTHING???

I planned an entire wedding for myself, my husband and our fiancé, come to find out we weren't even dating said fiancé, and my husband has actually been trying to figure out how to ask if we can be, the whole time.

Do you just not talk??? HOW DID YOU DO THIS???? I'm never talking to you again.

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u/nanfengfeng 1h

I told you.

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u/scrapgege OP • 49m

??? You helped me pick the venue.

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u/fu--yao 43m

why didn't you ask me.

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u/northern-general 11m

OP, when's the wedding?

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[lesbianivypool]

bro the way you handle viktor's transness in your fic has me so happy. i'm usually very tentative about the trans!viktor tag but the premise of your fic grabbed me (the original reddit thread from years ago was so cute and i love how you tailored the your jayvik lovestory to it) all this to say, thank you. i also wanted to ask if you had any plans to introduce a discussion about jayce maybe not fully seeing viktor as a man because viktor is his first gay experience? <-nervously asking this

wow thank you! i'm overjoyed to hear my writing honors the lived experience. my partner is trans masc and has been guiding me throughout the drafting process, so i have to give them all the credit for steering the story in the right direction!

i do not plan to explore transphobia in-depth in the main fic. i have a viktor pov chapter/epilogue planned that will briefly touch on his doubts and fears regarding jayce's feelings for him, but i feel the fic is clear so far that jayce views viktor exclusively as a man.

the source of jayce's discomfort was always viktor's RELATIONSHIPS with other men, not viktor's manhood itself—that was never really in doubt for him!

[lesbianivypool]

I LOVE YOUR FIC! so so so much. i’m having difficultly imagining their apartment floor plan 😭😭😭😭 could u pretty pretty please post one? i’ve legit spent a total of like 50 mins trying to imagine a decent layout for their apartment to no avail

oh no i’m so sorry…. floor plans are not my strong suit, i’ll admit!

i’ve sketched out what i had in mind while writing, but in laying this out, i realized there are definitely some inconsistencies in the text. my hope is that readers can take my vague descriptions and imagine their own version of the apartment!

please note this is absolutely not to scale and we’re missing some pieces here, lol. most notably an actual dinner table, windows (maybe along the righthand wall?) and jayce’s bathroom (which i always imagined attached to/inside his room somewhere).

i hope this helps! thank you for reading! ❤️

[lesbianivypool]

heyy i'm one of the devoted readers of your reddit fanfic, and after a pretty silly behavior analysis i'd like to ask you something: have you ever considered that the jayce in the fanfic is a little autistic? not in a pejorative way, far from it! i just thought it was funny how he struggled at reading other people's emotions, like his mother's refusal to make a sweater for blitzcrank, or difficulty in clearly understanding that he had been invited to the bar with viktor and sky until they had said it directly to him. i found it very adorable, and i don't know if that was your intention, but i find comfort in seeing him that way.

im sorry if i was offensive and for the bad english, it's not my first language! 🤍

hi there! thank you so much for reading! :)

yes! i have considered this, and several other readers have picked up on it as well. while i personally am not autistic (my neurodivergence manifests in other ways lol), my partner is, and i can definitely see some of their traits projected onto my portrayal of jayce.

because i am not autistic, i wouldn't say i was intentionally portraying him as such, but i welcome readers to see him that way if his character brings them comfort or makes them feel seen and validated! <3

we'll say he's autistic CODED, lol.

p.s. just wanted to note that i would never consider folks interpreting my jayce or viktor as neurodivergent as offensive! in fact, i love it!