[AIM Convo] Kyle & Dylan
Summary: Dylan and Kyle talk about prom and basically get caught up with each other since the happenings on the drag cruise.
Takes Place: Sunday night, Nov. 18th 2012. Part of Miniplot VII: Prom.
Fuchsia
.. hey.
Kyle Broflovski
Hey Dylan.
Fuchsia
so you're generally caught up with all this sprc bullshit, yes?
Kyle Broflovski
Hah, well other than the last week or two, I am. Nobody's talked to me since we got turned into kids and back again.
Fuchsia
do you know what's going on with this prom shit?
Kyle Broflovski
I know it's mandatory and you have to have a date, otherwise you'll get detention or B Room or some shit.
Fuchsia
oh wonderful.
so who's fucked?
this guy.
Kyle Broflovski
Why's that?
Fuchsia
because evan isn't going with me.
i know for a fucking fact that he isn't going with me.
Kyle Broflovski
You guys didn't, uhhh... Didn't come back on good terms from the drag cruise, did you...?
Fuchsia
we haven't spoken since i tried to fuckin' kill myself.
.....
you fucking jackass.
Kyle Broflovski
Okay, so maybe I was a little out of line with flirting with Evan. It caused a lot of problems for everybody, not just you...
But I DID help save your life after you tried to off yourself!
Fuchsia
you're fucking going with him?
Kyle Broflovski
So try not to hold it against me...no.
He asked me, but I haven't decided yet.
Fuchsia
...
so you're considering it.
Kyle Broflovski
Only for one reason.
Fuchsia
does this involve eric.
Kyle Broflovski
No. It involves my personal interest of not actually dating anybody here again or ever. He said we could go as a "pretend date" just to not get in trouble. So we wouldn't actually be going together.
Merely appearing to be going together in order to not get in trouble.
Fuchsia
he said pretend date but what he meant was he's going to fuck you after or during the whole prom thing.
Kyle Broflovski
You mean *try to fuck me, right?
Fuchsia
no.
Kyle Broflovski
Because there's a 99% chance I won't let him.
Fuchsia
and there's a 100% chance he's mentioned raping you.
Kyle Broflovski
...You have a point.
Fuchsia
yeah.
i usually do.
but the thing is that people don't generally listen to the one that was fucked in the head before coming here.
Kyle Broflovski
I'm sorry, dude. Jeez, I'll reconsider, okay?
As soon as you messaged me I realized I needed to reconsider so that YOU could go with him..
Fuchsia
i don't know if i fuckin' want to go with him.
he probably won't come near me.
Kyle Broflovski
He sounded pretty mad at you last time, and if you guys haven't spoken since, then that might be for the best right now.
I dunno though...
You've reminded me that Evan can be pretty unpredictable though. I haven't forgotten those several times he's been that way with me.
You're not the only person who's tried to warn me, either....
Fuchsia
.... i'm going to tell you something because we're friends and you have to fucking cross your heart that you aren't going to tell anyone else.
no one.
you can't tell anyone else because i don't know what sort of shit it'd start.
Kyle Broflovski
Wow..uhm, sure. I cross my heart to secrecy, then.
Fuchsia
josh just asked me to go with him.
Kyle Broflovski
Okay. That doesn't sound so bad. Won't that just make Evan jealous?
Fuchsia
no.
i really doubt that.
Well, that's a good thing too, I guess...
Fuchsia
but, no. like.
Kyle Broflovski
Why the secret-keeping then?
Fuchsia
because if eric finds out or if raven or henri or fuckin'
anyone finds out
i have no idea what sort of shit it might spawn.
Kyle Broflovski
Ohhh. Gotcha.
We all have to have a date, though, so it's not like you guys couldn't just tell them all you're going together because you have to, right?
Fuchsia
yeah but like what if i don't want it to be just because we have to
i don't know, never mind, i didn't say anything.
Kyle Broflovski
Oh. That changes things a little bit then...
Fuchsia
i
Kyle Broflovski
Don't worry, dude, I won't tell anybody.
I don't want to start shit anymore than you do.
Fuchsia
good.
Kyle Broflovski
For myself, or you, or anybody. I fucking hate all this drama.
Fuchsia
but i mean i've kissed josh on multiple occasions
can't remember if i was intoxicated or not though
Kyle Broflovski
I remember one time. And yeah, you were...haha
That's sweet. Even though Josh is an asshole sometimes.
Fuchsia
i remember multiple times but there's a big, big chance
that it was one time and my mind is playing it from different points of view
Kyle Broflovski
And you've already asked him to prom, right?
Fuchsia
wait what
i haven't done any asking of any sort
Kyle Broflovski
Did he ask you then??
Fuchsia
.. yeah
Kyle Broflovski
Hah.
Fuchsia
what
Kyle Broflovski
Nothing.
Fuchsia
...
so are you keeping something from me, or
Kyle Broflovski
Just remember that Josh always tends to have an ulterior motive for doing the things he does.
Even though you like him, keep your guard up, okay?
Fuchsia
... yeah.
okay.
Kyle Broflovski
Otherwise, since you're going together and you do like him, you should probably at least TRY to have some fun while you're there.
Even though it is prom, and proms suck ass.
Fuchsia
do they?
Kyle Broflovski
Yeah. Well, mine did anyway....
Fuchsia
....
can i ask something?
Kyle Broflovski
Sure.
Fuchsia
what.. is prom.
Kyle Broflovski
It's basically every high school senior's end-of-the-road party.
Everybody dresses up extremely fancy and attends prom, usually with date.
There's lots of nice food and dancing and it's generally really lame.
Fuchsia
it sounds pointless.
Kyle Broflovski
Oh, it is. But it's an American High School tradition, I suppose, so it happens every year.
Fuchsia
...
huh.
















