Eric Cartman
**Brings out a notepad, and begins to make a map of this place. trying not to make a lot of noise behind the boxes he's currently cowering behind** Shit, we can't get lost in here. Lord knows how the fuck we're going to navigate through this place. We might be wandering for ages, and I can't fucking afford to miss out on college and shit! I haven't even passed out drunk in my own vomit yet!
Kenny McCormick That's a sad ass statement, dude, the fuck's wrong with your life. *looks around*
Eric Cartman
**growls at Kenny** Well, you must be a shitty best friend for not taking me to the parties that COULD have led me to getting drunk off my ass! **Shakes head** Instead you were probably fucking... **Sighs** getting wasted off your OWN ass.
Eric Cartman
**Finishes the map and gets a final text** Kyle's on his way apparently. I just told him how we all got here. He still has the codes to the chip. **pockets phone.** Hopefully he's more help than a hindrance... clumsy Jew.
Kenny McCormick *just rolls his eyes a little*
Sassy Monster
*Taps her foot a little, talking on what appears to be a cellphone in a strange language*
Wendy Testaburger
*rolls her eyes and whispers* If it wasn't for that "stupid jew" half of us wouldn't even be able to get in here. Now shh! *she puts a finger to her lips and points to the monster*
Kyle Broflovski
*Kyle is waiting outside the HQ building and has been texting Cartman to fill him in on what's going on. He sends out a mass text to everyone (since he doesn't particularly know who is already there or not) that says: "If you're not already inside, meet me behind the HQ building asap, and let me know you're on your way. I can get you in."*
Christophe DeLorn
Can i 'it zis fucking bitch again? *to Gregory*
Red Kerrigan
*stays quiet, sitting right next to Wendy, eyes moving from person to person*
Kenny McCormick Dunno dude hitting monsters hasn't seemed like it's all that. Like, works. So far.
Gregory Langsdale
*Frowns* Not unless you want to cause even more trouble. We don't even know who she is.
Evan Issac
*also keeps his mouth shut, hidden behind the boxes with the others, though is near Dylan and Raven* This is just all so fucking lame. *really misses just being bored in his dark cave*
Christophe DeLorn
*grits his teeth, staring stonily at the uglyass bitch and gripping his shovel as tightly as he can*
Wendy Testaburger
I say yes. Bitch freakin' picked me up and dropped me. *crosses arms, glaring*
Sassy Monster
*Notices Cartman hiding and drags everyone behind the boxes out into the open* Security should be here any minute. They'll take you upstairs. *Says this as ominously as possible before turning away to put some more bronzer on*
Red Kerrigan
Are you okay? *Red whispers to Wendy, reaching for her bag* I've got some Tylenol in here...
Eric Cartman
**Flails as he's being dragged away** NO! FUCKING SHIT! HOW DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH!? **Kicks at her slime and tries to reach for something to hold onto**
Kenny McCormick Yeah? Like, upstairs upstairs? *kicks Cartman lightly in the leg* Dude stop flippign out
Christophe DeLorn
What ze fuck is upstairs? I say zat we leave while we still can, zis is fucked ze fuck up.
Stan Marsh
I'm actually with Mole on this one. *bland, but pointedly*
Wendy Testaburger
*wendy grabs his hand, trying to pull him back but just ends up getting pulled herself. She nods at Red, popping two tylenol into her mouth*
Kenny McCormick Upstair's where the boss dudes are though man
Wendy Testaburger
Thanks..
Christophe DeLorn
*flips Raven off*
Eric Cartman
**Scoffs at everyone** But we already got this far! I think upstairs is where the fucking portals will be! **Hovers in closer to everyone** I say we let them take us!
Kyle Broflovski
*Being a sneaky little Jew, Kyle manages to avoid trouble as he stealthily makes his way through HQ using the directions Cartman gave him. Once he gets to the transporters, he frowns, wary of them, and takes a deep breath before finally stepping through.*
Stan Marsh
Yea, and we won't exactly be finding out a whole lot going up there, will we? It's better we keep exploring. Kind of obvious they don't want us to.
Stan Marsh
*more over glaring, stern, on the "monster"*
Evan Issac
They'll fucking track us down anyway. Running would be futile.
Stan Marsh
Not before we figure out what the fuck they're so keen on hiding. *shoots at Evan, glancing to him*
Red Kerrigan
*she follows them out into the open, frowning*
Eric Cartman
We won't be /running/. **Keeping his voice to a minimum, checking on the monster before snapping** We'd be following them "upstairs" and THEN scatter!
Stan Marsh
If security gets here you really think they'll let us go, fatboy.
Red Kerrigan
We don't know if we'll be going up there with mobility. What if they taze us?
Wendy Testaburger
*Wendy nods* Red and Raven are right. That would also make it easier for them to track us down.
Stan Marsh
Why are we even discussing this. We should scatter now and forget about this.
Wendy Testaburger
*gets up slowly, then offers a hand to Red to pull her up* We should just run. She's not even looking.
Red Kerrigan
I'm with St- I mean, Raven, whatever. Let's go now before security teleports in.
Kenny McCormick What, dude, go back through the green light express and go back to the dorms?
Red Kerrigan
*gets up with Wendy*
Stan Marsh
No, down the hall, McCormick.
Stan Marsh
It's not exactly like we're trapped yet
Eric Cartman
**Rolls eyes** They're not going to fucking kill us, we're they're best show! But you know what? **huffs** You run away now and they MIGHT hunt you down. But if we just play the dumb card and sucker up to them and be all "oh we got losst trying to find a partyyy" **Snickers** They'd more than likely be linient and well get more out of this "tour" towards the upstairs!
Kenny McCormick Nobody's gonna buy we fucking got lost dude
Kenny McCormick Knocked out a bunch of people and busted an elevator
Red Kerrigan
Cartman, seriously?
Wendy Testaburger
I don't think the head of this entire operation is that ignorant. The guards might be, but not the boss.
Christophe DeLorn
I say it is better to go back, but zey already know what we did, so maybe we can find more out. Zis is fucked up as shit. *groans and leans back against the wall, trying to remember if he consumed any hard drugs in the recent past*
Stan Marsh
Cartman, you honestly believe that with all these moron conformist guards spouting how we're not allowed up here, they'll just give us their secrets?
Red Kerrigan
Wendy, let's go.
Stan Marsh
I'm with them. You guys have fun getting caught before we see what the fuck this is all about.
Red Kerrigan
*laces her fingers with Wendy's and then pulls her with her as she goes down the hall quickly*
Stan Marsh
*And on that, with a brief, hard glance at Gregory, Raven pulls away to join them*
Wendy Testaburger
*goes into a jog, keeping her feet light*
Gregory Langsdale
*Shoots Raven an equally dismissive one of his own before rolling his eyes*
Kyle Broflovski
*arrives in a room and hears his friends talking somewhere close by, so he sneaks over to the door and peeks outside it to see what's going on in the hall*
Wendy Testaburger
Where should we go, we have no idea the layout of the building...
Kenny McCormick *catches Kyle's eye and gives a sardonic kind of wave* Sup, dude?
Stan Marsh
Wherever we can. Unfortunately for the others, the guards should be distracted enough to get something else in.
Stan Marsh
I for one want to know what was with that security code. What the fuck is so important over here.
Stan Marsh
Hell, where the fuck is "here".
Kyle Broflovski
*waves back to Kenny, looking more than a little freaked out*
Eric Cartman
**Rases his brow at the lot of them** Good luck getting killed! **Stares at Wendy for second later, frowning in disappointment. Yet this all goes away the second Kyle shows up.** Kyle! **tugs him downwards where he's sitting.** Keep low! We're waiting for the guard to come back, we're going to go see the boss of this whole thing. **Gives him a serious look** And you're going to give him one of your gay little speeches.
Red Kerrigan
There might be more of those things around, we need to be careful...
Sassy Monster
*Still talking on her cellphone before noticing them* Hey - hey! Kid-things! You're supposed to wait for security!
*The next hallway!: Looks pretty much the same as the room they just left: everything is done up in nice, uninviting metal cross-beams with no windows. There are weird doors literally everywhere, some with see-through plastic facing and pushpads on the side.*
Kyle Broflovski
I am, huh? *gets pulled down next to Cartman* Where's everybody else going...? *watches them leaving*
Red Kerrigan
*when they're quite a ways away, Red looks over her shoulder* Maybe we should go in a room?
Stan Marsh
*Raven slows slightly, trying to get a glimpse of what some of the see-through doors and what might just be beyond them*
Stan Marsh
Yea, good plan. If we can even get them open.
*See through door: Just looks like a weird tube. The pinbad looks inviting*
Stan Marsh
Christ, we should've taken one of those chips with us.
Eric Cartman
Pay them no mind. **Shakes head** They clearly haven't played this kind of game before, and theyre going to get themselves lost and killed as they blindy go through this maze.
Wendy Testaburger
*stops, trying to peek through but it's too high up and she can't see* Dammit. Stan, I've got one in my arm. I mean, uh, Raven. *She waves her wrist in front of the door*
Kyle Broflovski
*frowns at him* So you're just going to /let/ them get themselves lost and killed?!
Stan Marsh
*Eventually Raven slows to a random door and pinpad, glancing sharp behind him before punching in a random sequence of numbers*
*The door opens! Inside is a small circular area that can fit about six people*
Kenny McCormick Yeah dude I'm not a fan of the letting people die part not gonna lie *jogs after Stan*
Red Kerrigan
......what do you think that thing is?
Eric Cartman
**Shruggs** I already warned them. I'm just waiting for the guards to get here to escort us "upstairs". **pulls out a bag of chips** They're basically taking us where we want to go!
Stan Marsh
*somewhat surprised, but he's not looking a gifted horse in the mouth this time. He enters inside, nodding to the other two girls*
Wendy Testaburger
*hesitantly steps into the room* I-I have no idea.
Red Kerrigan
*walks in after Raven, still holding wendy's hand*
Eric Cartman
**Watches Kenny go** Ay! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Stan Marsh
Honestly, I say we look at everything we can before they catch up to us.
Stan Marsh
We have chips in us, right? Not like we can avoid them forever, but might as well take advantage of whatever the fuck we can right now.
Christophe DeLorn
*goes with Kenny, flipping Cartman off*
Stan Marsh
*looking over the room*
Kenny McCormick *calls over his shoulder to Cartman* You're a big boy, dude, you've got this *catches up to Stan and co*
Red Kerrigan
Yeah, good plan.
Kyle Broflovski
So your plan....*staring at Cartman incredulously* is now to genuinely /get captured/?
Wendy Testaburger
Let's not split up anymore. *tightens her grip on Red's hand*
Stan Marsh
*looks behind him as Kenny enters.*...McCormick. What a surprise.
Wendy Testaburger
So. Decided to join the team Kenny? *grins*
Stan Marsh
Miss us?
Eric Cartman
**Seeing everyone leave, internally arguing with himself whether he should follow or not** Sure! The guards know this place better than we do, so manipulating them to get us to the boss should be easy!
Stan Marsh
*for his part, does kind of throw Wendy a slight grin, but gaze still dark*
Kenny McCormick What can I say, no I in team, united we fall, all that shit *shrugS*
Stan Marsh
Yea. Very noble of you.
Red Kerrigan
This room doesn't look like it has anything important in it...next room, guys?
Stan Marsh
*Raven takes another look around the room, trying to get a catch of anything he might be able to mess with*
Stan Marsh
Yea, sounds fair enough, Red.
Wendy Testaburger
*widens her eyes at Raven smiling at her, hell, even smiling in general* Yeah. Let's go.
Red Kerrigan
Wait, is that a pinpad?
Kyle Broflovski
*shakes his head* Dude, I really don't think that's the smartest plan... We're basically giving ourselves over for punishment while the rest of us *nods toward where Kenny and Christophe just left* are still out learning more about this place.
Stan Marsh
....Looks like it? *Raven meandors to the pinpad, looking it over again before selecting the same numbers previously to get into the small area.*
*The door closes, leaving everyone not inside out*
Wendy Testaburger
FUCK.
*The elevator suddenly Futurama-styles everyone up into a series of tubes lining the ceiling, zipping them around through the see-through piping. On the way to wherever they're going, they pass by the room Cartman and co are sitting in*
Stan Marsh
*spins around.*
Wendy Testaburger
*she runs to the door, pounding on it with her fists*
Eric Cartman
**Crosses arms** So you think we should join them and wind up dead anywa- **Sees all of them going up some tube** What the...
Kenny McCormick *is utterly obnoxious and does a big WOOOOOOO in the tube*
Red Kerrigan
What the hell - it's an elevator!
Gregory Langsdale
Gregory: *Glances up, shocked as they pass by* What the hell-
Wendy Testaburger
*Screams, covering her eyes*
Kyle Broflovski
*stares in wonder* ....the fuck? *unintentionally finishes Cartman's sentence lol*
Stan Marsh
*Raven is just kind of caught on shock for a second, pulled through the fucking tubes*
Kenny McCormick
*waves as they pass Gregory, Cartman, Kyle, etc*
*The elevator zips them up several floors before dropping them off in a similar tiny elevator area. The doors slide open to show what looks like a break room, with tons of horrible monsters sitting around drinking soda*
Wendy Testaburger
Oh... my.... god
Kenny McCormick ....Ah, shit.
Red Kerrigan
Oh....fuck.
Eric Cartman
**takes Kyle's hand** Actually, that looks like a HELL of a lot of fun! Fuck waiting around, lets go! **Takes off in the direction Kenny went of to.**
Stan Marsh
Oh...great.
Stan Marsh
*pulls his knife back out, seemingly a bit disoriented from the "ride"*
Wendy Testaburger
*surveys the room, looking for an escape*
Monsters
*Stare for a few monents before bull-rushing the elevator. Some are waving sheets of paper and pens in their direction. All are jabbering in a crazy language*
Josh Myers
*has been sitting with the monsters conversing for quite some time now, holding what looks like a... ghostbusters-like toilet paper gun*
Christophe DeLorn
*grabs Gregory and follows everyone into the tubes, determined to at least all go out as a group*
Red Kerrigan
What the-...wait, isn't that ...
Kyle Broflovski
FUN?! That looks ridiculous!! Let me go! *gets dragged along anyway*
Red Kerrigan
Joshyboy?
Eric Cartman
**Pauses in front of door** Lets see where it took them first. **Takes out phone, texting Kenny "Hey, where did that go"?**
Stan Marsh
Myers?
Wendy Testaburger
*stars karate kicking monsters left and right, punching widely* Red! Over here!
Gregory Langsdale
*Sighs* For once, Cartman has a decent idea.
Kenny McCormick
Uhhhh hey dudes what's up *tries to push forward through the monsters* You guys fans and shit too? That's cool, that's cool. Uhh. Hey, Meyers
Red Kerrigan
*rushes after Wendy*
Monsters
*Are super not happy with this and try pinning Wendy to the ground*
Stan Marsh
*Raven, still holding his knife, eyes McCormick warily, staying back for the moment*
Josh Myers
*blows a few monsters out of the way with his gun* Out, out of the way, gentlemen.
Red Kerrigan
HEY! GET YOUR FUCKING UGLY HANDS OFF HER! *kicks and hits at them*
Kenny McCormick
Guys for real I thought we figured the whole punching monsters deal was a dud? *just sighs a little before looking at Josh*
Monster near Myers:
RBRHHHUUHHUHHH WBBBHHYHH *Flips him off and tries to get him in a hold as well, flashing a strange looking badge and weilding something that looks a little like handcuffs*
Red Kerrigan
Well sorry Kenneth, but Wendy's getting manhandled by ugly brutes!
Wendy Testaburger
*on the ground, uses her legs to throw them off of here* YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
Josh Myers
*quickly dodges and slips on a slime path, whoops*
Wendy Testaburger
*grabs a nearby pen, and stabs it into the closest monster's neck*
Stan Marsh
*trying his best to just stay the fuck out of the way of this mess, looking passed the break room for a sign of a quick exit*
Red Kerrigan
We need to find an exit, Wendy! *grabs her hand and yanks her through two monsters towards a wall*
Eric Cartman
**Still not getting a response** This looks bad, Kenny hasn't responded yet. Maybe they're in some kind of fucking trash reciprocal. **Glances back at Kyle and Gregory** I'm not too keen to follow. So what do we do? Go back and wait by that Girl Monster or find another way up?
Kyle Broflovski
Find another way. I didn't wanna go in that damn elevator in the first place.
Wendy Testaburger
*runs with Red* My fucking shoes... goddamn slime monsters.
Eric Cartman
**Gives Gregory a concerned look** You wanna follow your boyfriend or come with Kyle and I?
Kyle Broflovski
*also looks at Gregory*
Wendy Testaburger
*looks around for Raven then grabs his arm and drags him with them* Come on. Keep up.
Red Kerrigan
Feel sorry for their custodian - come on, let's find a door and get the fuck outta here!
Kenny McCormick
Yup, time to bail, bailing is an excellent plan
Gregory Langsdale
*Sighs and rubs at one temple* We honestly have no idea how large this place is. If they can't tell us where they are, this seems like the best way to find them unfortunately. It's not as though we can exactly follow those tubes*
Monsters
*Now are pretty annoyed, yelling and pointing at various people and actively trying to handcuff them*
Stan Marsh
*following along, somewhat surprised by the tug on his arm, but following after the gang regardless - stealthily ducking a monster and their angry cuff waving*
Kenny McCormick *ducks away from one of the monsters, hands up peaceably* Dudes, come on, can't we all chill and like, sing a song, all that shit....
Wendy Testaburger
The fuck do they get handcuffs from! *dodges, backing against the wall*
Stan Marsh
McCormick, I doubt they're in the mood for singing - keep up--
Red Kerrigan
I don't know!
Eric Cartman
**Nodds at Gregory** Exactly. My thinking all along. **Shimmys up next to him** And if they start getting physical well, we'll just give it back to them now wont we? **Chuckles, walking back towards the woman monster**
Stan Marsh
Honestly, fuck if I know, Testaburger.
Wendy Testaburger
*scoffs* Why don't you offer them a hit from your bong, too, Kenny.
Red Kerrigan
Wait...guys. They had pens and papers, what if they want autographs?
Red Kerrigan
I mean, what was that about?
Kenny McCormick Dude if I had a working bong I sure as fuck wouldn't be in this building right now, *ducks around another monster* They weren't all ticked off till you started upnching them
Josh Myers
Fellas, fellas, please. *yanks a glove out of his pocket and pats one of the slime monsters* No, perhaps that is an excellent idea. Perhaps they enjoy boybands, hm? *pushes himself up on his feet and rides a monster like a horse, getting coated in slime.*
Stan Marsh
They also had handcuffs - I'm not risking it
Dylan North
-entirely confused, just sort of following along behind everyone and trying not to die-
Gregory Langsdale
*Shoves Cartman, hard as he's walking away*
Red Kerrigan
Wait, stop! We're on tour, do you want an autograph?
Red Kerrigan
*at the monsters*
Kenny McCormick *rolls his eyes*
Stan Marsh
Red, you are ridiculous.
Stan Marsh
More ridiculous than McCormick.
Stan Marsh
The last monster and two guards wanted us detained
Wendy Testaburger
Shut up, Raven. It's a logical conclusion.
Stan Marsh
I doubt they're impressed with our celebrity status
Monster being ridden by Josh
*Flips the fuck out, waving its hands around before grabbing his legs and slamming him into a table, pro-wrestler style. The other monsters clap accordingly*
Eric Cartman
**Surprised at Gregory's Outburst** Harsh! Fucking shit Gregory! **rubs his shoulder, whining** Just because Christophe ditched you doesn't mean you should take it out on me!
Stan Marsh
It's a wild guess - let's find a fucking way out of this place
Kyle Broflovski
*just following Cartman and staying kind of quiet*
Red Kerrigan
Everything we're doing is a wild fucking guess, Stan!
Josh Myers
You fools! Try it anyway! *is flailed around in the air, hitting at the monster with his TP gun*
Stan Marsh
*whips out his phone regardless, giving a sharp look over his shoulder as Myers gets pro-wrestler'd into a table*
Gregory Langsdale
Nobody /ditched me/, you idiot. And that's hardly an invitation to begin hitting on me when we're in the middle of a pit of insanity and goddamn 'slime monsters.'
Wendy Testaburger
*Breaks away from Red, running to help Josh. She dodges monsters and handcuffs*
Red Kerrigan
*walks over to a monster holding a paper and pen, grabs at the paper*
Stan Marsh
*Raven, on the other hand, keeps focus on his phone and finding an exit of some sort that isn't back toward the tubes*
Kenny McCormick Myers, you ok, dude?
Monster
*Is TPed! In his stead, another monster sidles up behind Josh and discreetly tries to cuff him*
Gregory Langsdale
*Pauses, pulling out his cellphone before responding to Raven's text* Hold up.
Wendy Testaburger
Myers! *Starts to try to push monsters, put her hands just keep gets getting slime all over her hands*
Kyle Broflovski
What is it, dude? *looks at Gregory curiously*
Gregory Langsdale
It's Raven. *Texting still* Apparently they are, quote, 'surrounded by monsters or whatever the fuck.'
Josh Myers
*uses a monster as a ladder and climbs to a ceiling lamp, clinging for dear life. His gun drops and breaks on the floor, and despite being covered in slime, and obviously slipping, he's not going anywhere*
Eric Cartman
**Also glances back** Hah! You WISH I was hitting on yo- **hears about the text** HA HAHA! **bursts out laughing** Fuckers deserved it!
Monsters
*Gather around Josh in a loose circle, just sort of looking up at him. One monster taps his foot and makes several BRRMMWWOO MOOOO OOO noises in a very "now look what you've done, young man" tone of voice*
Monster
*Goes to get a REAL ladder from the REAL closet and climbs up after Josh, attempting to rescue him fireman and kitten style*
Kenny McCormick *can't help but laugh at the whole monsters & Josh situation*
Stan Marsh
Jesus fuck.
Red Kerrigan
...*backs away to where Wendy is, watching*
Kyle Broflovski
Really? Jeez... *glares at Cartman* We should probably try to help them out somehow..
Stan Marsh
Ok, Red, Mimi, McCormick - if there isn't another way out of this mess
Stan Marsh
Thoughts on getting the fuck back in the tubes
Stan Marsh
and away from these monsters seem "logical" enough to you?
Christophe DeLorn
*gets on the elevator and steps out into the fray, shovel at the ready. whacks the nearest one*
Monster
*promptly tries cuffing Christophe*
Christophe DeLorn
*whacks it back, harder*
Eric Cartman
**Growls** We'll help them out by getting to the heads and getting them on our side! Maybe THEN they'll forgive the intrusion and we'll be able to see more of this place on THEIR terms!
Kenny McCormick *glances over wehre Christophe just came out of the tube* Looks like there's a backup, dude
Red Kerrigan
*waves hands wildly, trying to get the monsters to look at her* HEY! LOOK AT ME AND NOT AT MYERS! *harshly pokes a monster*
Stan Marsh
Christ this is ridiculous
Gregory Langsdale
*Sighs and steps into the elevator as well* Sounds as though we're going to go help them out. *Shouts* Cartman, get back in here*
Wendy Testaburger
Red! No! *Tries to pull her hands down*
Stan Marsh
*glances up at "kitten Myers"*
Josh Myers
If you would like to explore this place any further, then I suggest you leave now while those bundles of slime are distracted! *hisses at Red* I'm fine on my own, thank you.
Monster Lady
*Turns around and adjusts her many boobs at Red, not impressed with the poke*
Dylan North
.... can someone explain what the fuck is going on and if we're getting away soon because I'm really not at all wanting to know otherwise.
Kyle Broflovski
Dude, that's a stupid plan! You should drop it. *grabs Cartman this time and leads him back to the elevator where Gregory is*
Red Kerrigan
Look, we're supposed to go somewhere, we were ordered from higher ups - we're being guided by Wendy - *points at Wendy* can we get myers and go?
Christophe DeLorn
*wonders where the fuck Gregory went as he thwacks the monster in the head-like reigon*
Monster Lady
*blinks at Red, looking back and forth from her to Wendy before holding up a finger. Fumbles around in her pocket before handing Red a piece of paper and a pen*
Josh Myers
*backflips off of the lamp and lands between them, almost slipping again while repeating 'whoa whoa whoa'*
Red Kerrigan
*grabs the paper and writes down her name quickly, holding it back out to her*
Wendy Testaburger
Yes, uh, thank you for all your... *looks freaked out that they're listening to Red* help.
Gregory Langsdale
*Helps Kyle physically drag Cartman into the elevator before jabbing the button Raven told him to*
Eric Cartman
**Pouts** GOD DAMN IT! **Doesn't want to be left alone** Of course we have to go play FUCKING hero to all the god damn idiot! **Follows both Kyle and Gregory, albeit reluctantly** And it's a GREAT plan but of COURSE you all are too good damn SPONTANEOUS to focus on it! **Grumbles** /Stupid... Kyle... being here and fucking things up./
Kenny McCormick *pops up behind Christophe and puts a hand on his shoulder* Pause on the whackings for a sec dude
GMonster Lady
*Thumbs ups at Red before beginning to lecture her for several minutes, pointing at various things before finally motioning at her to follow her out of the room*
Elevator: *Stops at Monster city*
Red Kerrigan
Let's go guys. *she follows the monster, exhausted*
Christophe DeLorn
*stops, breathing heavily*
Kyle Broflovski
What was that? *narrows eyes at Cartman but then pales at the sight of so many slimes when the door opens* Oh fucking hell.....
Wendy Testaburger
*rubs the sides of her head, following as well* This is too much.
Stan Marsh
*Raven is wary, but it doesn't look like there's a lot of other options here. Or exits. He follows behind, still apparently prepared for a fight if it comes to that.*
Gregory Langsdale
Oh for God's sake - *Sighs before crossing over to Christophe and forcibly lowering his shovel*
Kenny McCormick *pats him a couple times* See? Kumbayfuckingya and shit.
Josh Myers
*grabs his ruined gun and triumphantly follows*
Eric Cartman
**Blinks at all the fucking monster carnage** Fuck. **takes a couple steps to the side, holding Kyle's hand and tugging it with him** We're totaly out numbered.
Dylan North
-just sort of clings to Evan. No idea what's going on yay-
Monster Lady
*Is just sassing everyone the hell out, pointing at all the mess and then at her shiny, many-pointed badge on her chest. Most of the sassing is directed at Wendy and Josh*
Kenny McCormick Alright guys everybody follow the pretty monster lady and shit, before they all start to do robot fucking rumble again. *shakes his head*
Stan Marsh
Guess you two missed out on the A+'s in your report card. *pointedly to Wendy and Josh*
Wendy Testaburger
*nods like she has a clue what's going on*
Red Kerrigan
*sighs as she looks to Wendy and Josh, watching the lady monster closely for any sudden movements or weapons hidden in her many boobs*
Josh Myers
*shrugs at the lady monster, unsure of what she is telling them. Has never understood listening to authoratative language*
Josh Myers
*props the slimed gun on his shoulder* Do you know what she is saying, Testaburger?
Red Kerrigan
Look, we need to see the boss - apparently they wanted to see Wendy? I don't know. The last worker was really rude and she's not as nice as you, uh, Miss Monster.
Monster Lady
*Warns them one more time before taking a new piece of paper and scribbling on it. Hands it back to Red: it looks like directions to go down the hallway and turn left before reacing another elevator. Above that elevator is the number 1 and a giant star*
Stan Marsh
So we're back to being led to "the boss" now?
Another monster
*Prods Raven in the back of the head with some paper and a pen*
Red Kerrigan
Thanks. We're really grateful. Uh, guys, we have the directions now. *waves them over nervously, holding onto the paper*
Wendy Testaburger
Not a clue, Myers. *adjusts her slime covered beret, and wipes her hands off on her jeans*
Kenny McCormick Dude at this point I'm good and ready to see a fucking boss if it means nobody's punching fucking slime monsters no more.
Eric Cartman
**Impressed at Red's incessant prodding, and walks over to look at the paper, grabbing** You understand, this could take us to some fire pit?
Gregory Langsdale
Did they mention where exactly it leads to? *Frowns and tries to glance over Red's shoulder*
Red Kerrigan
*walks down the hall, glaring at Cartman when he grabs it away* Perfectly aware.
Wendy Testaburger
Agreed. *follows Red, then sees Cartman* Excuse YOU. That's Red's. Not yours.
Red Kerrigan
But did you see the star? It looks important.
Josh Myers
*salutes to the lady monster, as though that is the correct way to respond, which it probably isn't*
Stan Marsh
*eyes narrow, looking behind him and taking the pen and paper. He stares at the monster for a second, not even understanding what he's holding the notepad for*
Kyle Broflovski
*finally catches up with the others, just standing closeby and catching up on the new directions development*
Red Kerrigan
I hardly think a firepit has a star over it. *walks, remembering which way from looking at the sheet before*
Eric Cartman
**Hands paper back to Red** Alight, take it! YOU lead us to our firey death, I'll just... **takes a couple steps back** Bring up the rear again.
Kenny McCormick If they wanted to firepit us dude they had like twelve chances already
Monster Lady
*Holds up one hand at Josh in reply*
Red Kerrigan
*takes the paper back, rolling her eyes at Cartman* Yeah you do that. You make a great ass to the group.
Eric Cartman
**Growls at Kenny** Meh meh meh meh meh...
Stan Marsh
*just kind of sighs, looking back at the others. He glances to the monster,* The fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Eric Cartman
Ay!
Red Kerrigan
*turns left*
Other Monster
*Slooooooooooowly pokes Stan in the head with the paper again before throwing up its hands and stomping away, meanwhile picking up another cellphone and yapping into it*
Wendy Testaburger
*laughs, happily walking with Red*
Eric Cartman
**Sees how close wendy and red have gotten, seems amused by it** Hah. **jabs Kyle's side** Knew they wee lesbos.
Kyle Broflovski
*whispers* Cartman, if you ask me, I'm perfectly okay with them leading the way. Don't cause trouble.
*NEXT HALLWAY: This hallway is also filled with doors, but only on one side. On the other side is an enormous twenty-foot long window with a very nice view of earth*
Wendy Testaburger
*turns around, glaring* SHUT UP, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
Kenny McCormick *grins patiently at Cartman, still just followin the group*
Stan Marsh
*pinches his nose for a brief moment, before simply turning on heel and following the others*
Eric Cartman
Yeah yeah, they'll get shot down first. Giving US time to get the fuck ou- **Shockd by Wendy's outburst**
Kyle Broflovski
*mumbles something about Cartman being judgmental*
Red Kerrigan
*looks at the window* ...whoa...that's...
Kenny McCormick *looks down the hall before letting out a long whistle*
Stan Marsh
*Raven eventually finds himself caught up to the rest, slowing as his eyes fix to the window*
Stan Marsh
.....Huh....
Kyle Broflovski
*stares out the window, transfixed*
Eric Cartman
**Eyes flash open, remembers this all too clearly.** Woah. **Walking up it it slowly** I never thought I'd be back here.
Wendy Testaburger
Oh, wow... *hesitantly takes a step back*
Red Kerrigan
Okay, let's look for the star door guys, that's weird- yeah....
Kenny McCormick What, dude, in space?
Gregory Langsdale
...Oh. *Blinks and stops, groping for Christophe*
Stan Marsh
Back here...? *distantly, albeit is getting something of dejavu himself*
Eric Cartman
Yeah! **glances back at Kenny** This is like, my fifth time
Red Kerrigan
*keeps walking, pulling Wendy along*
Josh Myers
*smiling to himself, just, sits down in front of the window, staring and putting the pieces of his broken gun back together*
Kyle Broflovski
I should have guessed when I saw those slime aliens...
Kenny McCormick We've been to space like twelve fuckin times *tilts his head at the earth*
Stan Marsh
Honestly, I'm not that surprised, fatass.
Stan Marsh
....We--when we were kids?
Dylan North
-just sort of stares out the window, standing next to Josh- ... holy shit.
Red Kerrigan
I think the door's around here somewhere? Uh....right? ....right. Guys, come on, it's pretty but we have crap to do.
* the end of the hallway: There's no star door, but there is an elevator and two doors nearby*
Eric Cartman
Five, Twelve, same thing! **Claps hands together** So that's why my butt malfunctioned, it caught some signal up hre.
Gregory Langsdale
.....'Why your butt malfunctioned.'
Red Kerrigan
*looks at paper* ...ugh, there's no star door, Wendy, do you see it?
Kyle Broflovski
*snickers*
Wendy Testaburger
*looks to Raven and smiles* Hey. Don't freak yourself out. Come with us?
Stan Marsh
Sorry Red if we're only now just realizing we're in space. *but for his part, he does glance off to the rest of the doors*
Kenny McCormick Dude nobody needs reminding about your whole. Butt thing. Are we going upstairs?
Wendy Testaburger
*Looks around* No, I don't see one...
Red Kerrigan
Am I not seeing a star or something? Maybe it's the elevator...
Josh Myers
*blinks and tilts his head* A probe?
Stan Marsh
*glances to Wendy* Yea, let's just keep moving.
Red Kerrigan
*walks into the elevator, oblivious to the rest of the conversation as she holds the door* Guys?
Eric Cartman
**Gets defensive at Everyone's snickering** Ay! My Satellite ass is NOT fot you to make fun of! **Huffs** It might be the thing that gets us out of here, SnobbFuss!
Stan Marsh
Honestly I'm getting vivid picturgraphs of fatass, a satallite, and alien porn front screen.
Christophe DeLorn
*stares down at the planet, and snaps* Non. J'suis fini. *slumps down on the floor and leans back against the wall, closing his eyes and pulling out a cigarette*
Wendy Testaburger
Please, no more fucking tubes. *gets into the elevator*
Eric Cartman
**Whips head around to Stan** Alien Porn?
Gregory Langsdale
Christophe. Stop. *Reaches down and tugs at his arm* For once we actually need to stay together.
Red Kerrigan
Guys seriously if you don't get into the elevator I'm going to let it close. *stern*
Stan Marsh
Yea, alien porn. *follows after Wendy, glancing back and getting a catch of Christophe being useless back behind them*
Kenny McCormick *waiting on the elevator with Red, grinning* Yes, mom
Dylan North
-sighs and follows-
Gregory Langsdale
God; hold on a moment, please. *Frowns at Red before trying to get Christophe off the floor again*
Stan Marsh
*sort of shakes his head, looking somewhat darkly, dissapointed at "Mole"*
Kyle Broflovski
*tugs on Cartman's shirt, still giggling* Shall we go?
Eric Cartman
**Then sees the drama with CHistophe and Gregory** Oh no... **watches silently, pulling Kyle towards him** They're having a spat. **Shifts eyes** You're not mad at me for whatever reason, right? I totally helped you get here!
Red Kerrigan
*stares at Christophe* Stop throwing a fit and get in the goddamn elevator!
Josh Myers
*mumbles to himself as he also tries to pull Christophe up* I don't remember at what point it was acceptable for /Red/ to be the one to lead us.
Kenny McCormick *elbows Red* Dude be nice
Stan Marsh
Whatever. Mole is apparently having another little mental break down.
Eric Cartman
Correction, Temper tandrum.
Kyle Broflovski
Dude, no, I'm not mad! Come on, we gotta go. *drags him toward the elevator*
Red Kerrigan
Dude, if you elbow me again I'm going to insert my foot into your ass. I'm nervous as fuck and if we're caught again, someone with more authority might walk by.
Gregory Langsdale
*Drops Christophe's arm momentarily before turning to glare* All of you can fuck right off if you aren't going to be helpful. Just go if you're incapable of waiting.
Stan Marsh
No one's leading us, Myers.
Wendy Testaburger
*puts a hand on Red's shoulder and smiles, hoping to calm her*
Red Kerrigan
Ugh...
Stan Marsh
*looks even more annoyed and eyes dark, but for his part pulls away to head back toward Christophe, Gregory and Myers*
Eric Cartman
**Sees Kyle's determination, and decidedly whips him around. Glowering down at him with half-lidded eyes.** It
Josh Myers
Gregory, take his legs. I will take his arms. Is that acceptable?
Kenny McCormick *waggles eyebrows as obnoxiously as possible at Red* You promise?
Wendy Testaburger
*takes that as disgust, and removes the hand. She frowns, crossing her arms*
Christophe DeLorn
*flips them all off and gets up, still staring at the planet*
Eric Cartman
's been a while since I've seen you this motivated.
Kenny McCormick Eric stop flirting and get on the fucking elevator, man
Stan Marsh
You ready or you need a nap too, Mole? *still stiffly, but stops as Christophe gets to his feet*
Gregory Langsdale
Raven. *Sidesteps to stan between him and Christophe* Was 'fuck off' not exactly clear enough?
Red Kerrigan
*waits impatiently, waving them towards the elevator.
Stan Marsh
This isn't the time for a spat.
Stan Marsh
We need to get moving.
Kyle Broflovski
*gets right back in Cartman's face* Yeah, like what you see? Then get on the damn elevator like Kenny said. *shoves him gently back before making his way over to it*
Dylan North
-leans against the side of the elevator.- With the way this shit is going and how well we're all interacting, I'd say we'll get the elevator moving.. In about four hours.
Red Kerrigan
Yeah, but is he okay? If you're going to be sick Christophe I don't want to be anywhere near you on this elevator.
Stan Marsh
Red, honestly there isn't a lot of choice.
Red Kerrigan
*watches Kyle enter*
Stan Marsh
We can fight or freak out or whatver the fuck later, come on.
Josh Myers
*happily shoves Christophe along down the path to the elevator, very forcefully*
Eric Cartman
**Pointedly ignoring Kenny, hoping for a kiss but was TERRIBLY disappointed when he got shoved** Ugh! Kenny you fucking SUCK! **Stomps over to the elevator, yelling at Christophe on his way over** Frenchy! If you don't come with us I'm going to play grab ass with Gregory on the elevator!
Stan Marsh
*finds himself, for once, grateful on Myers - giving Christophe a dark look even as he hads back toward the elevator*\
Christophe DeLorn
*Shoves Stan against the wall as hard as he can before tromping into the elevator*
Kenny McCormick Whatever, dude, should've gotten on the elevator and then decided to flirt
Red Kerrigan
Is everyone good? Can I take my hand out of the door now?
Gregory Langsdale
*Follows Christophe and Josh wordlessly, briefly glancing back to make sure Stan is all right*
Stan Marsh
*hits the wall, still glaring on dark, but ends up back on his feet and following regardless.*
Eric Cartman
**Sees Christophe storming over. Pats his cheek.** Nice to see you man up! **Gets inside and throws an arm over Kyle**
Red Kerrigan
Are we all done having bitchfits, flirting, discussing the scenery?
Gregory Langsdale
Enormously helpful, Red. As per usual.
Christophe DeLorn
*grabs Cartman by the throat and growls at him* I am two seconds away from murdering everyone in zis whole damn elevator so shut ze fuck up.
Gregory Langsdale
*Crosses his arms and gets in*
Kyle Broflovski
Cartman, calm the fuck down, dude. *swats his arm away* You're being flirtier than usual...
Red Kerrigan
Hey, whatever gets you moving.
*Elevator pinpad: *Sits there invitingly, waiting for input!*
Josh Myers
*smiles again and locks his arms behind his back as usual, herding any stragglers into the elevator*
Red Kerrigan
Are you guys ready?
Stan Marsh
Mole.
Wendy Testaburger
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, CHRISTOPHE! *goes to Stan* You okay?
Kenny McCormick Dudes can everybody keep their hands to themselves?
Stan Marsh
You are fucking ridiculous-
Eric Cartman
**Eyes buldge out of his head and desperately tries to pry his hands off him**
Dylan North
-slams his head on the side of the elevator.-
Stan Marsh
You want out, head back, Christophe
Josh Myers
*8D haha that was silly*
Stan Marsh
But don't drag every fucking person here down with you.
Red Kerrigan
*glares at Christophe* Get your fucking hands off of him and calm the fuck down. Look, do you need water? Food? does anyone need anything? I have it in my bag. My arm's already numb, why not take a breather.
Stan Marsh
*pinches his nose.* Whoever needs a breather, outside. First group - we're heading off.
Red Kerrigan
Then after we are all done with this tense bull shit, we can get moving.
Kyle Broflovski
Yeah, everybody calm the fuck down. Seriously. *rolls his eyes and makes his way over to Red*
Stan Marsh
*heads to the pinpad, going for his luck on pressing another few numbers into it*
Josh Myers
I have toilet paper if anyone needs to relieve themselves.
Christophe DeLorn
*lets him go and slouches back against the wall*
Eric Cartman
**Gasps for breath, sliding down onto the floor coughing violently**
Red Kerrigan
Okay. Letting go of the elevator door now. *removes arm, letting doors close*
Kenny McCormick Jesus fuck dude nobody take a shit in the elevator, nobody touch each other, this is some preschool shit right here. *just shakes his head*
Dylan North
What if we never went to preschool.
Red Kerrigan
*stands there and does a head count*
*The elevator goes to a randomass floor, opening to show a large room full of silent TVs broadcasting various clips from Drama Town Survivor*
Wendy Testaburger
*kneels down next to Cartman* Eric! Red, toss me a water!
Kenny McCormick Man that's why Barney's on the free channel
Dylan North
Barney can go fuck himself.
Red Kerrigan
*opens her bag and grabs some water, reachng through the crowd to hand it to Wendy*
Gregory Langsdale
*Worms over to where Christophe is, grabbing at his hand* Are you all right?
Stan Marsh
*Raven looks out behind them at where they ended up, frowning as he pushes out to step off the elevator*
Kenny McCormick Not with arms that short he can't *steps out of the elevator into the room, turning towards everybody else
Red Kerrigan
*holds open the door for everyone to get out* Come on, file in guys.
Evan Issac
Insightful as always, Fuchsia. *stays close to Dylan, trying to tune out all the drama amongst the conformists in the elevator. It's hard to believe they followed the sheep this far*
*The TV room is woefully uninteresting*
Kyle Broflovski
Looks like the elevator's stopped. *also worms his way out into the room, glancing around at the monitors*
Stan Marsh
Judas, see anything you can tamper with in here?
Christophe DeLorn
No. *knocks Gregory's hand away and pulls out another cigarette, walks out the door*
Wendy Testaburger
Thanks. *she hands it to Cartman, and starts rubbing his back.* come on, we need to get up. *she puts one of his arms around her and struggles but manages to drag him out of the elevator *
*One of the TVs is showing that makeout clip that Wendy made*
Kyle Broflovski
*shakes his head* Just looks like TVs to me...
Stan Marsh
*looks somewhat annoyed and amused at clip*
Dylan North
-slams his head on the side of the elevator again- God damnit, are we done with the stupid television room?
Red Kerrigan
*walks inside after everyone's out* Is this some sort of broadcasting room or something?
Kenny McCormick Dudes there's nothing here, everybody back on the bus
Kyle Broflovski
Shall we try another room? *looks back at Raven*
Gregory Langsdale
Or monitoring, perhaps. *Sighs and stops following Christophe*
Stan Marsh
*nods to McCormick.* Alright.
Wendy Testaburger
Jesus fucking christ... *notices the tv screen*
Stan Marsh
Looks like clip of our brilliant "TV drama show" to me.
Eric Cartman
**takes water, Walking slowly and taking baby sips** Fuck, **totally trying to hide that he's tearing up** Did you see what that fucker did to me?
Kenny McCormick Red what floor'd they tell you?
Stan Marsh
*and he nods to the rest, heading back to the elevator*
Kyle Broflovski
*also gets back on the elevator near Raven*
Kenny McCormick *walks back onto the elevator too, patting Eric on the head as he walks by* That's why you gotta learn to keep your hands to yourself, dude
Stan Marsh
*Raven waits for the others to get back on.* Maybe these codes have to do with floors? *glances to Judas.* You're the math wiz, Judas.
Evan Issac
*drags his feet with Dylan into the TV room. He notices the clip too* Some fucking repeat. *totally seems bored and heads back into the elevator as well, taking Dylan with him*
Red Kerrigan
They put a door with a star on it, I couldn't find it.
Gregory Langsdale
It seems a bit odd that they'd send us to an elevator without telling us where to go.
Gregory Langsdale
Does the page say anything else? A name or whatnot?
Stan Marsh
Yea. Well. Honestly, I'm still wondering about that too.
Dylan North
-slips into a childlike voice, clinging to Evan's arm- If we're all acting like children, I want a juice box.
Josh Myers
Hmmm. I think I... like this room. *sees a screen with his face on it* Whoa. *smashes it with a fist and sneaks back into the elevator*
Red Kerrigan
Just a star. *shows it to gregory*
Kyle Broflovski
Hah, I can certainly try something. *takes a look at the keypad thoughtfully*
Wendy Testaburger
*wipes one of his tears away with her thumb* You did provoke him... Just focus on breathing. *bites her lip in anger remembering when he choked her*
Stan Marsh
*peers over to Red's paper*
Evan Issac
Were we conforming with the rest of them, Fuchsia? I don't think so. *sighs heavily, feeling clausterphobic in the elevator as they all start to get back in*
Kyle Broflovski
What did the note say? Where are we trying to get to?
Eric Cartman
**Milking Wendy's sympathy** BUt... he didnt have to attack me so haaard. **Sniffs, glaring at Christophe and Kyle angrily**
Christophe DeLorn
*since there's no imminent danger, goes back to the elevator to try and see what Kyle's doing*
Dylan North
-continues to pout.-
Stan Marsh
Well there's a keypad.
Stan Marsh
Let's just try hitting in 1.
Josh Myers
*hands Dylan a juicebox that he pick-pocketed from Red's bag*
Kyle Broflovski
*grins* My thoughts exactly, dude.
Wendy Testaburger
*rolls her eyes* You've done the same to me, or have you forgotten?
Stan Marsh
Not that I'm exactly ecstatic on meeting "the boss".
Kenny McCormick *leans over and mashes in the button for 1* Come on, big money
Stan Marsh
*flashes a raised brow to Kenny*
Dylan North
-grins- Fuck yes. Juice box.
Eric Cartman
**Leans against the elevator, tapping his finger to his chin** Mmmmmm nope! **Coughs again and pats Wendy's back** But you HAVE admited to some kinky ass dreams...
Kenny McCormick *shrugs at Stan, grinning*
Evan Issac
You fags must really want to die. *extremely pessimistic about what's to come. He glances at Josh questionably, but he doesn't deny Dylan his juice box*
*The doors close and they zip straight up for nearly a minute, finally stoping and opening to show a very large control room, more TVs, and even more goddamn slime aliens. On one wall is a big sign that reads "UPSTAIRS"*
Stan Marsh
*sort of glances to the others, eyes narrowed.*
Stan Marsh
Myers, Testaburger.
Stan Marsh
You're on.
Red Kerrigan
*looks at Wendy*
Dylan North
-just kind of sipping from the juice box, entirely content-
Wendy Testaburger
*cheeks turn red, she glares at him* God, fuck YOU! Remind me to never help you again. *she punches his shoulder and joins everyone else*
Josh Myers
*smirks and gives Evan a very "haha loser" kind of look. Steps in front of the others*
*Below that is a larger sign that reads: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/gothic_hamlet/687710/356600/356600_original.png. Also waiting for them in front of the doors is this motherfucker: http://ggcontent.divinecaroline.com/images/photo/image/05/06/83/photo/50683/e_slide/taco_man.jpg*
Eric Cartman
OW! What? **Investigates the room, trying to think of something in case something goes terribly wrong, and then gets an idea.**
Stan Marsh
....Wait a second.
Stan Marsh
Judas.
Stan Marsh
That faggy graph post you made on that message.
Taco Man
*looks over at the kids in the elevator* THERE they are!!!
Stan Marsh
Oh my god.
Red Kerrigan
..........what the hell.
Stan Marsh
Jesus fuck - no
Stan Marsh
No
Dylan North
.... -drops his juice box.-
Kyle Broflovski
The fuck.
Wendy Testaburger
I have no idea if this is good or bad.
Stan Marsh
No fuck this that can't be real
Red Kerrigan
...Who are you?
Stan Marsh
*staring at Taco alien*
Gregory Langsdale
What. *Turns to stare at Raven* What exactly is 'Fognl'?
Stan Marsh
He's--jesus fuck.
Josh Myers
*holds out his palm to shake hands with the Taco fella*
Taco Man
*waves them all into the room* Come on in, kids, that's bad for the elevator. I am Najix, I run this production!
Evan Issac
*stays as far back in the elevator as possible, not really wanting to see this progress*
Eric Cartman
**Sees the tacoman** Oh my god. We're in heaven guys! HUMAN SIZED TACOS! **Hurriedly gets out of elevator**
Stan Marsh
That--*looks wildly to Kenny and Cartman to be sure he's not insane here*
Gregory Langsdale
Oh my God. Cartman. *Grabs the back of his collar and pulls him back*
Wendy Testaburger
YOU. You're the one who kidnapped up?
Christophe DeLorn
*grabs onto Gregory, staring silently*
Kenny McCormick *just shrugs again, hands in pockets* Tacos, okay.
Stan Marsh
No I mean -
Stan Marsh
Fuck
Kyle Broflovski
No! Cartman, don't you remember!? *looks at Raven and nods* Holy shit dude.
Najix
Now, now, now, nobody's been kidnapped.
Wendy Testaburger
Except for all of us.
Red Kerrigan
Wendy, am I missing something? What's going on here...*whispers*
Stan Marsh
Judas -- *waves at Kyle, relieved somewhat on not being the only one to remember this shit*
Josh Myers
Excuse me, sir, but we would all like an explanation.
Wendy Testaburger
You know, taken against our will? Kidnapped.
Stan Marsh
*gestures
Najix
No, I can assure you our production team is 100% legal and aboveground
Kyle Broflovski
If this guy shits ice cream any second now, I am SO done with this place. *shaking his head*
Eric Cartman
**Peers over to Kyle, trying to Wriggle out of Gregory's grasp** What?! Remember what? All I know is I want that thing in my MOUTH.
Red Kerrigan
It might be legal in your universe, but in my world it's not.
Wendy Testaburger
*whispers to Red* I have no idea, I've never seen him before.
Stan Marsh
Thank you
Najix
This isn't Nickelcartoondisneodean and their slave labor
Najix
*mutters something about The Mouse*
Stan Marsh
Fatass - that -
Stan Marsh
you're...ass contraption satellite.
Stan Marsh
*gestures to Cartman now, still on certain disbelief*
Najix
*poos a little ice cream poo, casually*
Dylan North
is anyone else entirely lost.
Stan Marsh
*looks to taco man* Jesus fuck.
Wendy Testaburger
No.
Gregory Langsdale
*Stares at the ice cream, just completely shocked*
Eric Cartman
**Trying to piece everythinfg together, and then watches the thing poop ice cream** Oh... OH! **slaps hand on his head** This makes sense now.
Evan Issac
This is just fucking... *doesn't even know what to say*
Stan Marsh
Ok, Ok. Ok. Just. You remember us? *gestures to Cartman, Kyle and Kenny,*
Wendy Testaburger
You.... did not just shit ice cream.
Red Kerrigan
I think it did Wendy.
Stan Marsh
Yea, yea. Yea he did.
Wendy Testaburger
I'm out.
Stan Marsh
That's because of us.
Najix
Anyway, you all don't have to huddle up there on the elevator, come in and meet the team!
Dylan North
Why the fuck is there a taco shitting ice cream.
Eric Cartman
**beats chest** That design, is thanks to me by the way. **Winks at Wendy**
Stan Marsh
*does so, but still looking way too much like this is ridiculous*
Red Kerrigan
No, I.......come on Wendy. *tugs at her hand as she walks out of the elevator and towards the taco*
Josh Myers
*stands back with a finger to his chin, taking it all in*
Kenny McCormick
Cuz Eric's got a dumbass imaginaton
Kyle Broflovski
*shaking his head in complete and utter disbelief*
Various aliens in the room at the TVs
*Sort of wave and hollar*
Wendy Testaburger
*flips off Cartman, still mad*
Christophe DeLorn
*drags Gregory out of the elevator with him and into the room*
Evan Issac
Because life is only pain and my head is going to fucking explode, Fuchsia. *totally monotone despite the words*
Wendy Testaburger
*follows Red, looking around in disgust*
Dylan North
-tugs Evan and Josh closer to him, completely terrified to fucking move-
Red Kerrigan
*looks around, and then frowns at the pleasant aliens greeting them*
Stan Marsh
Jesus.
Stan Marsh
*looking at other aliens, disturbed.*
Eric Cartman
**Walks into the Studios** HEY HEY! Peeps! Finally I find you guys. **Points to his ass** I wanted to see if one of you could fix the satellite? It'd been acting up in here.
Gregory Langsdale
All right. So. *Frowns slowly* This is 'upstairs' then? You're Headquarters?
Najix
*waving them around the studio area* We here at Fogel started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy, the be-- *stops, looking at Ricky*
Kyle Broflovski
What the hell is he doing. *watching Cartman and asking anyone in the general vicinity*
A slime monster
*FLIPS THE FRIG OUT, waving and jumping around before running over and giving everyone brofistbumps*
Wendy Testaburger
*shrugs at Kyle* I never know.
A slime monster
*Everyone gets a brofistbump from each of his many arms*
Eric Cartman
**Fist bumps, acting all natural**
Red Kerrigan
*gives a brofist bump, narrowing her eyes*
Stan Marsh
*very preturbed but fist bumps awkwardly, looking at the alien*
Dylan North
-continues to hide behind josh and evan-
Kyle Broflovski
*fistbump-of-confusion from Kyle*
Stan Marsh
Uh....right.
Stan Marsh
Let me get this straight.
Evan Issac
*looks to Dylan* We don't have anything to lose.We've already lost everything. It doesn't matter if we die. *begrudingly gets out of the elevator and follows after the conformist sheep to the studio area*
Kenny McCormick *enthusiastic fistbumps all around*
Josh Myers
*uses Dylan's shoulder as an arm rest and stares at everything going on smugly*
Stan Marsh
So this entire TV show. Is run by you fucks again.
Josh Myers
I knew it all along.
A slime monster
*Backs off a minute before pushing a button and turning into Ricky Ricardo* Oh man, hey - hey! Hey, guys! Hey!
Eric Cartman
**Mouth opens** Oh... so THAT'S what happened!
Christophe DeLorn
Oh, fuck, not zis fucking bitch again, fucking 'ell.
Stan Marsh
So....so. All the guards are aliens?
Stan Marsh
And we were kidnapped for this show.
Wendy Testaburger
*pretty much explodes, throwing her hands up* HOLD UP. EVERYONE JUST STOP FOR A SECOND.
Kyle Broflovski
*is just...bewildered into silence, watching everything going on and feeling like he's dreaming*
Kenny McCormick Oh shit dude did I fuck an alien??
Dylan North
-quietly steps out of the elevator and collapses against the wall, tugging at his hair-
Stan Marsh
*looks over, furrowing a brow, in Wendy's direction*
Kyle Broflovski
*glances at Wendy*
Evan Issac
*rolls his eyes* You all care too much about this noise. *helps Dylan up*
Stan Marsh
*furrowing his brows
Dylan North
don't. touch me.
Ricky Ricardo
Uhhhhhh most of them! We've got a few talented earth actors trying to work their way up like man, you know that guy at the tanning booth; he's the best!
Stan Marsh
.....Ok.
Stan Marsh
So....
Eric Cartman
**Laughs at kenny** OH man, you TOTALLY have some weird Alien STD.
Stan Marsh
You take us from other realities.
Stan Marsh
And....make a TV show.
Stan Marsh
With us as the cast.
Najix
*just sighs* I was getting there before everyone started interrupting??
Ricky Ricardo
*Does a few moves before highfiving Najix* Hey, where's S-Wow at? Since you guys are off-set now we can break character! Oh man we should go to a cyberbar too; you guys ever been to a cyberbar?
Wendy Testaburger
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. You took us from our worlds to be on a show, *points to cartman/kenny/stan/kyle* They've seen you before, and what the HELL does saddam hussein have to do with this! *is breathing heavy, looking crazed*
Stan Marsh
*glances, annoyed* Well. Sorry.
Eric Cartman
**Hushes Stan up** Don't mind him! We're just here for the Butt Repair! We know nothing!
Najix
Saddam was just a useful tool
Stan Marsh
Fatass, shut up.
Stan Marsh
Ok. Alright.
Red Kerrigan
*stares at Wendy, and then looks back at Ricky with a dumbfounded expression* .......I really want to go home.
Stan Marsh
Testaburger.
Stan Marsh
Calm down.
Najix
Now as I was saying, at Fogel we have one philosophy: the best universal television isn't scripted, it's real.
Najix
We've done reality planets
Wendy Testaburger
Don't tell me to calm down Stan!
Stan Marsh
Yea, I remember.
Josh Myers
Is he the designated ruler of the world that we are hovering over, however? Or is Saddam a pawn?
Dylan North
-curls up on the ground, just sort of rocking back and forth, don't mind him.-
Najix
We've done reality Galaxies
Najix
But no one's ever done a reality Universe
Stan Marsh
Sounds like he's a pawn, Myers.
Eric Cartman
**nodds, taking in everything the Alien guys say**
Stan Marsh
A....sorry. A reality universe?
Najix
All it took was an Earth ripe for the picking
Evan Issac
*gives up on trying to get Dylan to stand and listens to Najix since there is nothing else to do*
Ricky Ricardo
Aw.... hey, now, shoosh shoooosh, little lady. *Paps Red's face ever so gently* You're with the best in the biz! You guys are famous now - got your whole lives ahead of you being big time stars!
Najix
One power hungry leader willing to let us set up studio
Josh Myers
I see... Clever. Very clever.
Najix
And, of course, our actors *waves hands at them all*
Red Kerrigan
.....I don't want fame, I want to go home.
Stan Marsh
Red, shut up and let them talk. *in a low voice*
Dylan North
I'm going to kill myself.
Kyle Broflovski
*hisses* Everybody hush! *has also been listening very closely*
Eric Cartman
Exactly! **Throws hands up in the air** We should do some promotion back on our home planets! NOw how do we get back there again? I want to help with promotion for this as MUCH as possible!
Najix
Brilliant work, by the way. Of course we had some slight adjustments, but anytime you get a cast together there'll be kinks to work out
Stan Marsh
Slight adjustments? You mean that guard that died?
Evan Issac
*looks at Dylan* They'll just get another one of you. I thought you wanted to ditch this scene with me. Not leave on your own.
Kyle Broflovski
What slight adjustments...?
Stan Marsh
*ignoring Cartman*
Stan Marsh
And....well, I guess me would be one.
Josh Myers
*shoosh paps Dylan and pats his face* Shh. Focus on taking it all in! Wow, this is exciting.
Dylan North
-hisses softly- Evan, I swear to god, if I'm having a mental break down and you're trying to guilt trip me- -stares at Josh- ....
Ricky Ricardo
Oh, I didn't die! *Beams* Man that's awesome you guys think I did... I guess that's all because of my... phenominalllll actinnnnggg skilllssss!
Stan Marsh
What--
Stan Marsh
But. Hold on, that ghost.
Najix
*leans over to whisper to a slime monster about what ghost??*
Josh Myers
*smiles with gritting teeth, holding back a bit of furious rage for not figuring it out sooner*
Evan Issac
*just sighs, not having the ambition to fight Dylan about this now* Whatever.
Eric Cartman
**Annoyed that his question didn't get through and just crosses his arms in front of his chest, angry that everyone HAS FORGOTTEN why they were even THERE**
Stan Marsh
That whole fucking speak to the dead bs we went through.
Najix
*nodding at the alien before straightening up*
Slime monster back in the corner
*Starts looking really bashfull*
Najix
Seems like some of the sound crew decided to play a little prank
Stan Marsh
*pinches nose* Right.
Dylan North
-slams his head against the ground-
Stan Marsh
*takes breath* Well. You took us from our realities for this show...
Stan Marsh
How do we get back.
Najix
*claps his hands together briskly* Now who said anything about going back
Ricky Ricardo
*Sounding not a little bit like Calculon* That's right, HQ just beamed me back up to upstairs - poof! - and then I'm back as a new character! I'm contracted out for two galglons.
Dylan North
...
Evan Issac
*takes a fleeting glance at Dylan before focusing on Raven* you really care about going back?
Dylan North
-snorts and bursts into laughter-
Red Kerrigan
............we're not going back?
Stan Marsh
Well. I guess I did.
Wendy Testaburger
*knots her hands in her hair, looking like she's a second away from a panic attack*
Najix
We have at least another two seasons on contract!
Stan Marsh
Right...
Wendy Testaburger
No.
Stan Marsh
and after the seasons are over?
Dylan North
-coughs and continues to laugh-
Kyle Broflovski
/We/ said anything about going back. NONE of us want to be here, really.
Wendy Testaburger
But we KNOW what's going on know.
Stan Marsh
*still looking rather pointedly at the aliens*
Najix
You all just won a Demmi *says this as though it's the most prestigious thing ever*
Wendy Testaburger
**now
Gregory Langsdale
*Frowns* And how long is a season exactly? *Sidesteps over to Wendy as well, looking at her in concern*
Stan Marsh
Judas, it's not like they don't know that.
Najix
This show's our top grosser right now across all demographics. Two seasons is, I assure you, a technicality
Eric Cartman
Awesome! **Feigning excitement** I know my folks back home would LOVE hearing about this, as would everyone else! They'd TOTALLY BUY All the merchandise and stufff! ** I just need to zip back there real quick! **Glances around** So where are the portals?
Stan Marsh
*actually grateful someone else is asking questions as well, nodding to Gregory*
Wendy Testaburger
*looks to Gregory* I can't do this. I can't do this.
Evan Issac
What constitutes as a season to fucking aliens? *looks at Dylan, under the impression the other might be having some kind of mental break down*
Christophe DeLorn
*can't process the fact that there's fucking aliens, and pulls out another cigarette* So now zat we know about zis, now what? I am not an actor, I can't do zat bullshit.
Josh Myers
A Demmi? Really? And we weren't told sooner?
Stan Marsh
*sighs.* Does it matter? Look, after the seasons are over - do we what. Go back home?
Dylan North
-begins to tug at his hair, the laughter beginning to turn entirely too insane. He coughs harshly and takes a deep breath, followed by a sob-
Red Kerrigan
........too much talking....*sits down and covers her ears, gazing blankly at the floor, still vaguely listening*
Najix
Now, obviously, we were hoping to stage you kids off world-- I know, I know, I wanted to tell you but the execs back home said no, it would be pandering -- at the end of this season, but no worries, we have the next plot all lined up
Stan Marsh
Actually, Churchill's right, just how long is a season.
Wendy Testaburger
...What's the next plot.
Najix
*poos a little more ice cream* A season is usually about 8 earth years
Stan Marsh
Oh great.
Kyle Broflovski
*listening quietly again, focused only on Najix*
Wendy Testaburger
Eight... YEARS.
Najix
But this year is a leap year so that's 11
Gregory Langsdale
*Leans over and whispers to Wendy* This might be our only chance to determine how to leave or where we can go. We - *Pauses* Wait, /what./
Najix
Which, let me tell you, was quite a pitch to the network
Josh Myers
*picks up Dylan and sets him in the elevator to calm down*
Stan Marsh
Alright.
Stan Marsh
How about this.
Stan Marsh
What happens if we don't participate
Stan Marsh
Be as boring as possible.
Stan Marsh
No drama, nothing.
Stan Marsh
You lose ratings, then what.
Gregory Langsdale
Alternatively, what if we simply quit. *Frowns* I mean technically we didn't sign a contract; surely you have labor laws in this god-forsaken place.
Dylan North
-curls up against the side of the elevator, deep breaths to calm down-
Najix
*looks at Stan like he's stupid then around to everyone else* Do I really need to point out the irony of what Mr. Marsh is asking
Stan Marsh
I wasn't trying to avoid drama before.
Wendy Testaburger
Actually, yes. *glares*
Kyle Broflovski
*nods*
Josh Myers
I am more interested in how we can make a compromise to knock the walls down. The lack of freedom is very similar to having an infuriating rash.
Stan Marsh
Churchill, technically, earth itself is a reality tv show. *throws the comment offhand to the other, glancing his way*
Christophe DeLorn
*since he's getting ignored, just goes up and grabs Gregory's hand, listening to the conversation*
Wendy Testaburger
Because we won't participate.
Evan Issac
You conformist assholes couldn't leave each other alone if you tried. *stays outside for now, even though Dylan was taken to the elevator*
Eric Cartman
**Laughs at everyone** God, you guys don't know ANYTHING. **Chumming up with the aliens** Such NOOBS, right?
Stan Marsh
You want to bet?
Stan Marsh
We all want home.
Najix
*heavy sigh* Then we will, obviously, do some cast adjustments as necessary. As Mr. Marsh has already shown
Dylan North
No, we don't.
Stan Marsh
So basically.
Stan Marsh
We get the ratings down.
Stan Marsh
We get to go home.
Stan Marsh
Some new sorry saps take our places.
Eric Cartman
**Growls at stan** Or KILLED.
Kyle Broflovski
How far into the first season are we now?
Evan Issac
Yeah, killed sounds more likely.
Dylan North
I'm not going home.. -muttering to himself now-
Gregory Langsdale
*Squeezes Christophe's hand, while still keeping his other hand on Wendy's shoulder*
Stan Marsh
*looking at alien, still waiting an answer*
Stan Marsh
*and just ignoring Cartman and others*
Josh Myers
No! We will be brainwashed in the same way that you were, Marsh, and have our personalities erased and replaced.
Najix
*more heavy sighing* If necessary what we would do is boot a new copy of a more interesting personality into the current actor
Stan Marsh
......What?
Najix
*winning smile* Mix it up, stir the drama pot, if you will
Eric Cartman
**Nods** Yeah, Stan definitely needs a new brain enema.
Evan Issac
So, is sunshine's old personality on a flash drive somewhere? *sardonic*
Stan Marsh
*shoots a dark look at Cartman*
Josh Myers
*winning smile as well* Excellent idea, I believe, Mr. Najix.
Ricky Ricardo
*Looks completely scandalized* Why would you ever want Total Extreme Drama Town Survivor to end!? This is the best thing that's ever happened to anyone here!
Najix
Please, flash technology is ancient history
Kyle Broflovski
*is upset at having to redetermine his entire life over the course of five minutes, says again angrily* How long has it been in earth years since we've been here?
Stan Marsh
*seeming somewhat pale, looking back to Najix, darkly.*
Evan Issac
*shrugs* I'm stuck in a time warp.
Ricky Ricardo
*Stares blankly* You mean how long's the show been o nthe air?
Eric Cartman
**Interested in Kyle's question**
Eric Cartman
He means, how long has it been back on our earths since the show aired?
Najix
*looks confused* Why does that matter?
Stan Marsh
Because....we have people back at home.
Dylan North
-sits up, carefully crawling back out of the elevator. He stares at Najix and growls-
Ricky Ricardo
*Stares at Najax and shrugs*
Wendy Testaburger
*asks desperately* Please, just tell us?
Evan Issac
Curiosity.
Kyle Broflovski
It does.
Kyle Broflovski
It just does.
Eric Cartman
**Mulls a convincing answer over** Time Efficiency?
Red Kerrigan
*looks up hopefully, hearing mention of time references*
Evan Issac
*rolls his eyes at how desperate everyone is*
Najix
Well, I guess if you picked some kind of baseline, you could count and find the difference, but it doens't really matter considering the separate timelines, and you'd have to get the technical boys in on it, and the whole question really just doesn't much matter in the scheme of things
Eric Cartman
**Clenches hands in fists**
Kyle Broflovski
*growls*
Stan Marsh
Does....that mean.
Stan Marsh
We could basically go back to the time we left, technically?
Ricky Ricardo
That's too much science mumbo-jumbo for us actor, types, huh? Huh huh huh? *Slides up and slings one arm around Myers and one around Christophe*
Stan Marsh
If you can pull out of time and space.
Najix
*more winning smiles* That's really not how it works
Stan Marsh
Theoretically.
Dylan North
...
Stan Marsh
*looking somewhat tired.*
Christophe DeLorn
*stiffens up* Ouai...
Evan Issac
It's irrelevant. We're stuck here. There's no escape. It doesn't matter how much we fucking learn.
Dylan North
-collapses onto the floor again- I'm so fucking done.
Kyle Broflovski
Evan, shut the hell up!!
Kyle Broflovski
*sounding very erratic at this point, on the verge of angry tears*
Josh Myers
*grabs Ricky's arm and pulls him over his shoulder, tossing him onto the ground* Woo!
Gregory Langsdale
*Sighs* All right, to the point. What he said; is there any device on this ship that can send us home?
Stan Marsh
*sparks up on annoyed and agrivated all over again at Myers's shenanigans*
Evan Issac
Cry all you want, Judas.
Wendy Testaburger
God, Evan. Give it a rest.
Najix
*smile frozen as he looks at Gregory* I'm afraid I don't understand the question
Dylan North
Why the fuck do you assholes want to go home?!
Ricky Ricardo
Ho HO! *Pulls Myers down along with him and rolls around on the floor* Someone take a picture and send it to Big Red Giant!
Eric Cartman
**places a hand on Kyle's shoulder** Don't worry. **leans into his ear** I have a plan now.
Evan Issac
*Looks at Wendy* When aren't you on the rag? Go be a lesbian in the corner with firecrotch.
Stan Marsh
Well, let's rephrase:
Stan Marsh
That shit your scientists pulled us here with.
Kyle Broflovski
*perks up, ignoring Evan* Good. *glaring at everything. smh*
Stan Marsh
Where the hell is it.
Kenny McCormick *obligingly takes a picture with his phone*
Josh Myers
*rolls and handcuffs Ricky with toilet paper and sits on him comfortably* You should invest in a stunt double, sir.
Wendy Testaburger
*flips off Evan, too emotionally exhausted to respond properly*
Najix
All that technology is on Planet Fognl
Another alien
*Snaps a bunch of pictures of Josh and Ricky*
Eric Cartman
The... **blinks Twice** home of the Joozians.
Dylan North
-raises his hand in a desperate attempt to get someone to pay attention to him.-
Stan Marsh
*looks even more tired.* Right...great.
Red Kerrigan
So where's...the spaceships...
Evan Issac
*takes Dylan's hand and makes a half-assed attempt at pulling him to his feet*
Dylan North
-stands- I have a fucking question, god damnit.
Najix
Yes?
Ricky Ricardo
Ooh ooh I have a ship. It's a fixie!
Dylan North
Why the fuck does anyone want to go home. -looks towards the others- Explain this to me because apparently I don't get it.
Stan Marsh
Dylan.
Stan Marsh
You can whine about how much you love it here later.
Eric Cartman
We shouldn't stay here for long. The more we know the more they'll be pushed to cancel the show. **Tugs Kyle back to the elevator** We should leave, we know enough now to get home.
Evan Issac
The conformists had fairy tale lives there.
Gregory Langsdale
*Blinks* Because we have lives there and individuals we care about?
Najix
......Riiight. Well, if that's all, I have to say as enjoyable as this's been, we really ahve a show to run
Stan Marsh
*nods to Gregory, annoyed*
Josh Myers
Mr. Najix, if I might ask, is there any way for, oh, say, a guard to become a member of your party up here? Even as an intern. I'm sure it would be thrilling to learn all about your culture and the setup here, etcetera.
Najix
Since the cat's out of the bag, so to speak, we'll be doing some recap episodes for the rest of the season and just start taping for next
Red Kerrigan
*stares at Cartman, then climbs to her feet and walks over to the elevator after him*
Kyle Broflovski
*nods, agreeing with Cartman even though he has no idea how they know enough to get home now* Yeah, guys. I've heard enough. Let's go.
Dylan North
Also, for the record, I never said I love it here.
Najix
We'll be in touch about any special projects, assignments *glances at Josh*, ecetera
Stan Marsh
One last thing.
Stan Marsh
What did you. *pauses* Actually mean.
Stan Marsh
About changing personalities.
Red Kerrigan
*gets over to the elevator and attempts to hug Kyle*
Ricky Ricardo
*To Josh* Oh yeah, hey, that's a great idea! I'll put a word in with the security team. *Tries to high-five Myers before leaning in to whisper* You know Yates /really/ isn't in charge of that stuff right? Man's a GENIUS. He's won like three Whozzies.
Kyle Broflovski
*pulls her into a hug, more glad for it than he thought he would be*
Evan Issac
*just doesn't care and follows after Cartman, Red, and Kyle, tugging Dylan's hand* It means your something they can program, Raven. Your whole life's probably a lie.
Eric Cartman
**Glares at Red, weirded out by her behavior, and just grunts in jealousy. Temporary forgoing his Kyle plan**
Christophe DeLorn
*snaps* No one gives a fuck, Stan. Zey fuck wiz your 'ead, end of fucking story. Let's go. We know enough now and can continue being used for ze world's damn entertainment.
Najix
*waves Stan away dismissively* I'm sure someone downstairs can explain. Now, I really do have to ask you kids to leave, I have a converence call in about ten minutes
Red Kerrigan
*buries her face in Kyle's shoulder as she hugs him, muttering* I just want to go home.......
Wendy Testaburger
*still stands there, looking blank*
Dylan North
-sort of sighs, clinging to Evan. Totally doen.-
Stan Marsh
*stands there a second.* Honestly, I was just curious. Do you reprogram people's lives?
Josh Myers
*twiddles his fingers near his ear like a phone* Call me, maybe. I can be of use to the gellas up here. *looks down at Ricky* Oh? Is that so? Well, considering his status compared to the "everyone upstairs" title, I had a feeling he was as lowly as can be.
Najix
See you later, kids! Or will I? *chuckles to himself and leaves out the back door*
Stan Marsh
*looks stiffly as Najix turns.* fuck.
Kyle Broflovski
S'okay dude, *he murmurs, even though he doesn't feel like it is* We know where we are now. We'll explain everything we know to you guys who don't when we get back... *patting her lower back gently*
Ricky Ricardo
*Bounces along with them as everyone piles into the elevator* Oh, you mean the B-Room! Yeah, that place is crazy. *Makes a circular gesture near his head* Okay, uh, you want to push 1951 and then say hi to Susan for me!
Evan Issac
*rolls his eyes at the ominous comment from Najix, totally expecting the worst to happen soon enough since life is only pain*
Kenny McCormick *lets out a long breath and shrugs again, walking into the elevator* Man.
Stan Marsh
Right. *stays in place, still staring after where Najix left off to.*
Ricky Ricardo
Seriously guys, you, me, and a cyberbar. Total wingnuts. Total killer. Oh, and S-Wow too. But yeah, uh, I hear we've got some /super specials/ coming up, so we'll have tons of fun. *hugs thumbs up before waving at them all again*
Kyle Broflovski
*mumbling to himself now* Fucking aliens...fucking....Joozians and Marklar.... *grumble grumble*
Kenny McCormick I need a drink.
Dylan North
Agreed.
Christophe DeLorn
Seconded.
Kyle Broflovski
*nods*
Red Kerrigan
*lets go of Kyle, still leaning slightly on him*
Gregory Langsdale
We all need a drink. Five drinks preferably. *Grabs onto Christophe's arm compulsively*
Stan Marsh
*eventually just turns, after toying on the very real idea of just attempting a mass violence spree, heading back into the elevator*
Evan Issac
I'll go with the herd mentality for once.
Christophe DeLorn
*wraps his arm aroung Gregory's waist* Fucking 'ell.
Dylan North
-takes hold of Evan's shirt, staring up at him- Hey.
Josh Myers
*honestly doesn't want to leave*
Wendy Testaburger
*walks after stan, gets into the elevator. She just slides down to the floor, and puts her head in her hands*
Josh Myers
*curious as to why so many of the others have long faces*
Evan Issac
Hm? *meets Dylan's eyes* Drinking would quiet all this noise.
Stan Marsh
*looks back up to Myers, still looking irritated and gruff*
Dylan North
-purses his lips a bit and motions towards them-
Stan Marsh
You coming, Hannibal? *tired, over to where Myers is standing*
Evan Issac
*picks the little one up and meets Dylan's lips briefly before setting him back down*
Red Kerrigan
*moves away from Kyle to sit next to Wendy, putting an arm around her as she waits for someone to hit the button*
Josh Myers
*smiles and waves*
Kyle Broflovski
It'll be okay, Wendy.. *gently pulls away from Red, making sure she could stand on her own first, and then hunches down next to Wendy rubs her back a bit as well*
Dylan North
-sighs, nuzzling him-
Kenny McCormick All aboard elevator train, next stop alcoholism. *rubs a hand over his face* But hey, space is a fun time, right?
Stan Marsh
*narrows his eyes slightly at Josh*
Christophe DeLorn
Super fun. *rolls eyes*
Evan Issac
*idly pets Dylan's hair* Shut the fuck up, McCormick.
Josh Myers
*blows them all fake retarded kisses as the door begins to close* So long, everyone. You don't know what you are missing out on!
Kenny McCormick *actually shuts the fuck up for once*
Stan Marsh
What--
Stan Marsh
*watches as Josh dissappears behind elevator.*
Stan Marsh
*elevator doors
Wendy Testaburger
*mumbles, still not looking up* No. It's not okay. Because we're all going be stuck here; they will never let us leave.
Gregory Langsdale
*Sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose* Why am I not surprised. *Jabs button 1951 and sends them all down to the transporter room*
Kyle Broflovski
*ssh's Wendy and continues to pat her back*
Stan Marsh
*for once, actually silent*
Dylan North
evan, you and i are getting a shit ton of rum and curling up in bed for three days, okay?
Red Kerrigan
Well.......at least we have each other. *Red mutters with a hint of sarcasm, but sort of sounds genuine*
Eric Cartman
**Still looking all pissed**
Evan Issac
Yeah, Fuchsia. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Stan Marsh
....I'm too tired for this.
Dylan North
-nods, nuzzling him-
Stan Marsh
....sometime. *presses fingers to bridge of nose* Soon. We need to have a meeting.
Evan Issac
Then go kill yourself, Raven. We'll see what happens to you next.
Eric Cartman
Hah! I concur. **Looks a little happier, brings out phone**
Stan Marsh
Maybe sans Issac. *sarcastic and dark*
Stan Marsh
Wouldn't you lose your little Sunshine for good, then? *also shoots, glancing back to the other boy.*
Kyle Broflovski
*glares at Evan, Cartman, and Raven all three but doesn't otherwise say anything*
Gregory Langsdale
*Leaves the elevator and silently pulls Christophe over to the transporter*
Dylan North
Everybody, shut the fuck up.
Evan Issac
I don't care about your faggy meetings. Play the atypical hero all you want. *narrows his eyes at Raven* Fag.
Kyle Broflovski
*gets a text and texts back*
Stan Marsh
*Doesn't bother acknowledging Evan or Dylan, instead dragging his feet back off the elevator again.*
Kenny McCormick *trails after Gregory and Christophe*
Evan Issac
*leaves the elevator with Dylan*
Red Kerrigan
*follows everyone silently*
Gregory Langsdale
So. The Sizzler's bar then? Assuming the goths stop arguing amonst themselves for long enough. *Flatly groping around for the transport button*
Stan Marsh
*nods, tired. Not looking at Gregory*
Eric Cartman
**grunts his approval, glances to Kyle.**
Kyle Broflovski
*helps Wendy up*
Evan Issac
Just get the rum and let's drink in the dorm, Fuchsia. Or I'll drink alone if you want to be with the conformists and wait in bed.
Kyle Broflovski
Wanna go have a drink, Wendy? It might help you take your mind off of everything. That's my plan, anyway.... *smiles weakly at her*
Dylan North
I'm going with you. I don't want to leave you right now.
Kyle Broflovski
*feels his phone buzz, but chooses to ignore it this time*
Evan Issac
Then we got it figured out. *satisfied, though appears as stoic as ever*
Wendy Testaburger
*she can't even force a smile* Yeah... That sounds really good, Ky.
Wendy Testaburger
*whispers* Thanks.
Kyle Broflovski
No problem. *He nods his thanks to Red for helping out as well* To Sizzler's, then.
Stan Marsh
*gives a sarcastic finger circle in the air*
Eric Cartman
**Oddly quiet, focusing on all the events that happened and what he must do. Sends another text, brooding**
Gregory Langsdale
*Snorts before punching the button with the side of his fist*
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