Nov 9, 2022
Pierre: <3
Neuse: wha- huh- how did you do that with your mouth
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Pierre: <3
Neuse: wha- huh- how did you do that with your mouth
Zander: google please stop showing me sex ads Zander: I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
Morgan: What’s the word for when hands are bisexual
Anthony: you mean ambidextrous?
Morgan: god I’m in love with you
Trash: You want me to contribute to the SCS…?
Trash: Even tho I’m literally a cute girl…??
Anthony: I'm proud to identify as moron-sexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Morgan asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Morgan: Hey sorry what kind of animal is the pink panther again?
Anthony, already taking off his clothes: God Morgan you're so fucking stupid
Anthony: We both know why I’ve called you here today.
Morgan: [sigh] I sent you a dick pic on accident…
Anthony: Exactly- wait…
Anthony, tearing up: accident..?
Neuse: Let’s play chicken. We spend quality time together. First one to fall in love loses.
Pierre: Okay!
[two weeks later]
Neuse, playing with Kitz:
Pierre:
Pierre: god dammit!
Neuse: HAH! I MAKE YOU HAPPY!
Ratio me all you want, you will never "get my ass". Only one man "gets my ass": my beautiful and loving husband.
-Morgan