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[lcbotomy]

🔥 + Best Lobo moment?

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OH GOSH I JUST CAN’T PICK! So i’ll name a few off the top of my head!

When Lobo first fought Superman, Clark had to pretend to be dead just so Lobo wouldn’t actually kill him. Don’t worry they bros now.  (Adventures of Superman #464)

Lobo creating a giant Green Lantern construct of a penis to pummel Atrositus with. (Injustice 2 #63)

When he literally ate an entire city.  (The Authority/Lobo: Spring Break Massacre) 

When he killed Santa (Lobo: Paramilitary Christmas Special)

But I think my fave was when he found the bounty hunter woman who killed his beloved space dolphins. He didn’t kill the bitch, no. Lobo took his blade and sliced off her pretty face, removing the good looks that had gotten her so far. Saying that she’d “Need ta learn ugly gal manners.” She would live on, in misery and trauma for the rest of her life. Moral of the story: NEVER hurt his fishies. (Lobo: Unbound #6)

[virulentphotographer]

6 Who Came To Know Us

     ►►► “...” He just ripped his pants. He’s not wearing undies today for the rest of his cloths, except this pair, is at Brinca’s house being washed.

:: @redmptiio :: @archiiel :: @multiversalspider2blog :: @offtwisted :: @spxder-noir :: @polycastiel ::

[yellowskinnedwackyman]

“Yeah, you WISH the weirdness stopped at the lady in the catsuit!”

[lcbotomy]

"I didn't know you were a father...What's it like?"

“It...feels strange. I’ve only been a dad fer a few months now. It’s like...havin’ an obligation, a duty. It’s like I have actual responsibilities.” 

[lcbotomy]

redmptiio replied to your post: "If I let you shoot the damn gun will you stop...

“…Wanna shoot it anyway?”

“Waaay ahead of ya~” He shot down a billboard.

[rcginaxgnis]

@redmptiio​ said: "Am I too late to push the big red button? I wanna make this planet burn if you don't mind."

  “You know what? I’m in a good mood. I’ll let you have the honor this time.”

[maximummusesarch]

@redmptiio​

“I don’t know what your intentions are in Gotham, hellspawn, but I’m not going to tolerate any murders in your pursuit of whatever you’re after.”  He’s using a voice modulator to make himself sound more like Bruce.  The less people know that Batman is retired, the better.  Hell, he doesn’t even think of himself as Batman yet, still just a substitute Batman.

[cowled]

"...Do i get wacky gadgets if i put the guns down?"

“No.”  He said firmly, grimly gazing at Spawn and folding his arms across his chest. “It’s not incentive to stop killing. You do it because you want to.”