Between abrokenjester and detectiveegocentricjester. In reference to this picture.
[5:13:13 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] 'He?' There is no 'he' in that picture.
[5:15:29 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [To unknown] That person is still human and where the hell is he?
[5:16:16 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] I have no idea what you're speaking of. That thing is only a pet to be punished for overstepping its boundaries.
[5:17:27 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): {egodachi is gritting his teeth and trying to think of a proper response that does not have anything to do with throwing his phone out the window}
[5:18:01 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): (dude he is so mad XD)
[5:18:06 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] If you wish to take its place, I would be more than happy to oblige you.
[5:19:10 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): {Was it possible that he is getting a god damn headache from trying not to yell out loud?}
[5:20:20 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [To unknown] will 'it' be released?
{might as well humour him}
[5:20:33 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [To unknown] Once I agree?
[5:22:02 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] If you cooperate within my satisfaction.
[5:28:31 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] Ah? I see you don't care about it very much after all. How pathetic. After all this and yet you can't even manage to save it. What a shame.
[5:29:05 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [to unknown] keep your hair on
[5:29:25 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [to unknown] it's kinda all the sudden y'know
[5:30:12 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] Tick tock. It's trying to scream and finding it incredibly difficult to do so. Rope is never good around one's neck, don't you agree?
[5:31:19 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [to unknown] and you still have the time to text all that [delete]
{no that wouldn't help}
[5:32:38 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] Never doubt that I don't have complete control over its situation. Life or Death... Which do you choose for it?
[5:33:40 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): [to unknown] cooperate hm?
{sorry Jun.}
[to unknown]: alright I'll 'cooperate'
[5:35:02 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] There is an alleyway behind Junes. Go there. Tell anyone and the deal is off. Yes, even that shadow of yours, and the clones of yourself that keep trying to help it.
[5:39:51 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): {kinda late there...}
[to unknown] see you there then [sent]
[5:41:10 PM] Rubena Bodhan: Of course when he arrived there, there was no one. But a text didn't keep him waiting long.
[To The Ego] Strip.
[5:45:12 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): Egodachi: ...... [just...do as he says. He did just that carefully strip off the tie and stuff it securely in his inner jacket pocket. Then his jacket was gone.
Shari: .....don't do th--
Egodachi: [shut up and bunker down.]
[5:46:10 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] You call that 'stripping?' Humph. What a stingy man you are. Did I not make myself clear the first time? Strip
[5:49:40 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): Egodachi: [eyerolls then carefully unbuckled his belt and pulls his pants down. Public humiliation... Really?]
Egodachi: [his button up was next ignoring his shadow screaming at him again. 'Shut up...one of is going to stay unscathed'. ]
[5:51:26 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [To The Ego] It's not much, all things considered. Do you stuff your package I wonder...?
[5:56:32 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): Egodachi: ...[does he really think he is going to say it out loud? And where was this person watching from? ....]
Egodachi: [sorry guys.] with a eyeroll he pulls down his boxers. ]
[5:59:58 PM] Rubena Bodhan: [Minutes rolled by as nothing happened. No more texts. No more contact. Anyone could come down either one of those entrances to the ally. Even though the lighting was weak, he was still naked down in the middle of it.
But, no longer did he have to wait. A whole lot of something began to pour down on top of the beleagured detective. It smelled hideous. It was slimy. It was terrible. And he was getting covered in the stuff. Every inch felt the power of the water/refuse that just kept coming down on top of him.]
[6:06:57 PM] General Remmy (Egodachi): Egodachi: ......really? [ugh...ew...ew...disgusting....need a thousand showers to wash this shit out.]
Egodachi: ....you fucking shit! [oops..dammit Shari...dammit...ugh...Shari fucking please not now.]
Egodachi: ...[ugh people probably had heard that thanks Shari....]
It didn't take me very long to come to Aiya's. I had after all been there tens of times. Maybe nearly to a hundred. They always had decent food and on a rainy day, on a whim I could try to finish off the beef bowl challenge. I never could though. It frustrated me.
Nevertheless, it was bright and sunny out. Nary a cloud in the sky. Once even the smallest hint of cloud would worry me. Now I simply laugh it off. Let the rain come. Let the rain and the fog come down on humanity. I didn't care. Nothing would come of it. The murderer was brought to 'justice.' And it seemed that one small man wished to speak of it to me...
I enter and take a seat at one of the few booths. Private and away. I order myself a nikudon and wait for the other, smaller, weaker detective to join me.
