#redvinesgiraffe

[lady-of-winterfell]

I want to thank redvinesgiraffe and smokeybissli for being such a sweethearts and making me smile with their replies :) Feel free to talk to me when you want, dearies!

[astrangerlikeyou]

You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said. You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?” “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” You asked. “Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.” “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.” You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty. “Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.” “Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?” “Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.” “Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,” “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.” You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?” “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.” “So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.” “Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.” “How many times have I been reincarnated, then?” “Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.” “Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?” “Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.” “Where you come from?” You said. “Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.” “Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.” “Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.” “So what’s the point of it all?” “Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?” “Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted. I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.” “You mean mankind? You want us to mature?” “No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.” “Just me? What about everyone else?” “There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.” You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…” “All you. Different incarnations of you.” “Wait. I’m everyone!?” “Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back. “I’m every human being who ever lived?” “Or who will ever live, yes.” “I’m Abraham Lincoln?” “And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added. “I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled. “And you’re the millions he killed.” “I’m Jesus?” “And you’re everyone who followed him.” You fell silent. “Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.” You thought for a long time. “Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?” “Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.” “Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?” “No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.” “So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…” “An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.” And I sent you on your way.

redvinesgiraffe

[tsukishimaisbae]

I was tagged by winchesterappreciation!!

RULE 1: POST THE RULES. RULE 2: ANSWER THE QUESTIONS THE TAGGER ASKED YOU THEN MAKE 11 NEW ONES RULE 3: TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM TO YOUR POST. RULE 4: LET THEM KNOW YOU HAVE TAGGED THEM.

I'm not gonna make 11 questions, I'll make 7 and tag 7 people because 11 is too many.

QUESTIONS

1. Would you rather live without your laptop or your phone?

My phone

2. Do you follow any of the bloggers I tagged below?

Yes, mostly10.

3. Have you ever had a roleplay account?

No. I suck at writing and I get nervous and quit.

4. What’s your favorite scent of candle?

DRAKKAR IT SMELLS LIKE MY DAD

5. Cheeseburgers or pie for the rest of your life?

Uhhhh, can I have both?

6. Favorite episode of your favorite TV show and favorite quote from that episode?

Dog Dean Afternoon. "I don't have urge to sniff butts."

7. Favorite superhero?

CAPTAIN AMERICA

8. Who would win in a fight, Batman, Black Widow, or Loki?

Black Widow

9. What is one adventure that you would do anything to go on? (Can be fictional or something like backpacking and rock climbing.)

I WANNA GO TO HOGWARTS

10. Would you attend a fashion show?

Only if I was a model

MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU

1- Do you watch Bones or Castle?

2- Do you want to get married one day?

3- Do you want to have those little booger-eating, screaming, little spawns of Satan, normal people call "children"?

4- Do you know more than 1 language?

5- Favorite reality tv show?

6- Favorite theater act?

7- Why did you join tumblr?

PEOPLE I SHALL TAG

winchesterappreciation

redvinesgiraffe

odgehog

cockney-bitch

thebeatlesstolethetardisin221b

itsfelixfelicisluckyday

amisti

[yellowmarshmallows]

Tagged by wizardroryweasley

Rule one: Always post the rules  
Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your questions 
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post 
 Rule 4: Actually tell the people you tagged that you tagged them

Any regrets so far? When I was a child I was really REALLY scared of everything, so there´s a lot of opportunities to do things I missed. And Even though I couldn´t really do anything about it at that time, I still regret it.... because sometimes you just do. *shrug*

If I ask you the same question (above) next week, how will your answer change? Not really no :P

favourite magical creature? OH GOSH! UMMM Nøkken from nordic folklore is very cool. I am fond of the manticoras and dragons and norwegian trolls and pretty creatures and elves and faeries and ughhh I can´t chose just ONE!

favourite fictional character? Sam Winchester

you can live in a fictional universe but your favourite character goes missing. Will you go? Yes. Because I´d pick the pokemon!verse and I have no "ohmigod this one is THE BEST!" characters there :3 Win-win situation! No one disappears and I get to live with pokemon!

QUESTIONS!

1. When you look at your toes, which toe is the longest one?

2. If you one day got the opportunity to chose something or someone and turn into this for a week, who/what would you chose to become?

3. If your best friend ended up dying and you had the possibility to trade your soul for their life, would you do it?

4. Is that a butt?

5. If yeh had the chaence ta change yer faet, would'yeh?

Tagging Ullragg, Grevlingitaket, Redvinesgiraffe, Luciferisasexybagofdicks and Mochisprite

[petcrparker]

I was tagged!

Rule 1: Answer the 11 questions and make 11 new ones.

Rule 2: Tag up to 11 people and link them to this post. 

Rule 3: Let them know you tagged them.

I was tagged by timelordtale

1. What was the last book you read?

The Mortal Instruments 

2. Earliest memory you have (or story you were told)?

I remember being 4 and cracking my head open on the corner of the wall and my parents spazzing out and my shirt my mom got me from England was ruined because of all the blood

3. What are 5 of your favorite movies?

Avengers, the Princess Bride, anything Disney, 13 going on 30, Happy Gilmore

4. Do you like Starkid?

UM YES THEY ARE PERFECTION IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD

5. Top 3 shows?

Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Doctor Who

6. Do you play any instruments?

I have played piano, violin, and guitar but have not played in years so no

7. Favourite food?

Taco Bell

8. Top 4 bands?

The Beatles, One Direction, All Time Low, Lady Antebellum

9. How old are you?

17

10. Do you have siblings?

Yes,a little brother who's 15

11. 5 things you did today?

Went to class, went to a comedy show, got replied to by 3 different famous people on twitter (eeeeee), watched Haven, stressed 

My Questions

1. Do you prefer winter or summer?

2. What is your favorite Disney movie?

3. If you could ideally have any url and no one else had it, what would you want?

4. What is the weirdest thing you have ever dreamed about?

5. If you could bring back any cancelled show for another season, what would it be?

6. Favorite comedian?

7. Favorite Actor?

8. Favorite cartoon?

9. Worst song ever in your opinion?

10. What is your favorite song?

11. If you could work anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be and why?

TAG ME WHEN YOU ANSWER, I'M CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR ANSWERS

I'm tagging officialbajablast, phangirlingoverdisney, gryffindorsinlove, halestiels, thatsospoopy, fandom-warfare, hufflepuffcentral, onyxya, rihcardspeightjr, agirloftoomanyfandoms, and redvinesgiraffe

[yellowmarshmallows]

was tagged by redvinesgiraffe! prettyful human being look her up!

Favourite colour? Green or orange

Right or left handed? right-handed

Go to colour for painting your nails? (hahahah idk) oh ummm I veeeery rarely paint my nails so I dunno?? A pretty colour 8D

Favourite book/best book in your opinion? This is difficult umm I REALLY enjoy The Name of The Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. his is a must-read so I reccoment it to everyone that likes fantasy!

Film/tv show you’re most excited about being released this year? SUPERNATURAL AND DOCTOR WHO BASICALLY maybe also American Horror Story but I'm unsure of the release date...

What colour should I paint my bedroom hahaha? Like a light, bright neutral colour though (haha I’m sorry) GREEN IS WONDERFUL TO RELAX IN AND TESTS HAVE SHOWN YOU SLEEP BETTER WHEN YOUR BEDROOM IS IN SOME KIND OF NOT-TOO-BRIGHT-GREEN COLOUR. SO GREEN

[dmitritippenskrushnic-blog]

There is more Misha on your blog than on my entire laptop! I am just telling you this because you ought to be proud of that fact :)

Ahh vcxbvcb! haha thank you and yes very proud c:!!

MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[poprocksway]

Tag thingy

I was tagged by x-the-trickster-x

Rules:

-Always post the rules

-Answer the questions of the person that tagged you and write 11 new ones

-Tag 11 new people and link them to the post

-Let them know you have tagged them

Questions for me:

1. What is your dream career?

I've always loved writing and wanted to be an author. But if I could be anything ever then I'd want to be either an auror or a Hogwarts professor. 

2. What is the most recent lie you have told?

Idk, I've probably lied more recently than this but it's all I can think of. Yesterday when I was at my Aunt and Uncle's they were saying that I should stay for longer and I said I was busy and seeing people over the weekend which is completely untrue because I fully intend to do nothing this weekend.

3. What was your favorite movie when you were a child?

Oh my god I had so many. I loved Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cinderella, Snow White, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone... Idk pick one of those!

4. First blog you followed upon making your tumblr?

It was my best friend Evelyn's.

5. Do you have any pets?

Yes! I have 2 cats (Jolly and Bobble) and a dog (Barnabus) and they are beautiful and wonderful and I love them.

6. If you could have a superpower what would it be?

I would like the ability to be able to morph into anything because then you can pretty much have every super power and it would be ridiculously useful even in just every day life.

7. Ever plotted someone's murder?

Yes, several times.

8. What was your first word? (if you know)

The first thing I ever said was "Okay Mummy" because my mum was talking to me about how they were going to go somewhere or something.

9. Does the possibility of alien life interest you?

Yes! I think it's fascinating and I reckon aliens almost definitely exist, I mean look at the size of the universe how can we be the only life? 

10. That one villain that you absolutely hate?

Umbridge! Ugh she's the worst ever.

11. Ever loved someone?

I assume this is like in love with someone, if so then nope. I mean there have been like famous people and fictional characters who I've been like "I love you so much" kind of thing but I can't exactly be in love with them properly if I've never had a conversation with them.

  My Questions:

1. Do you like musicals, if so which is your favourite and if not why not?

2. What was the last thing you ordered online and has it arrived yet?

3. What is your least favourite musical instrument? 

4. Do you go out with friends very often? (This could just be round to your friend's house or it could be like to the park or it could be actually going to bars or clubs or whatever.)

5. What characteristic do you hate most in people? 

6. What characteristic do you admire most in people?

7. Are you listening to any music right now, if so what is it?

8. What colour do you hate the most?

9. Would you rather live in a tree house for a year with no internet or live in a house with the character you hate the most for a year?

10. Do you tan easily? If not, do you want to?

11. What song do you listen to when you need inspiration?

I tag:

pestilencefairy

someblokecalledrichbrook

a-lot-of-homestuck

redvinesgiraffe

v-cute

hopelesslyhiddled

alwaysmarilynmonroe

consultingdemon

thearmydoctorswife

badwolflupin

dickstick