#reedore

[theeslutintheroom]

Theodore: how do i make a date really romantic?

Mattheo: try to be mysterious!

*later on a date with Y/N*

Y/N: so, where are we goin’?

Theodore: none of your fucking business!

[theeslutintheroom]

THEO AND I’S TEXTS PART 4

bonus:

pansy and i’s text about theo

[theeslutintheroom]

when someone ships theodore with someone who isn’t me:

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING A TANTRUM, RIPPING MY HAIR OUT, THROWING ROCKS, KICKING, WAILING, SOBBING, SHAKING, FULL BLOWN PANIC ATTACK

[theeslutintheroom]

some of theodore’s nicknames for me are:

“My little slut” -to make fun of me, in bed, sometimes to make me embarrassed in front of our friends

“My baby” -anytime, all the time

“My princess” -anytime he is angry with me

“Reese’s” -when he thinks he is being funny

“My sunshine” -all the time, because i am an overly happy person

“Na” -a shorter version of my full name, calls me this to annoy me but its also very cute

-my full name when hes angry with me-

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some of my nicknames for theodore:

“io mio marito” -when im being extra loving

“my theodore” -all the time, anytime

“theo.” -when im mad at him

“Teddy” -to mock him, he hates this

“Ted” -when i think im being funny

“the gift of the gods” -also when im being angry with him, or annoyed with him

[theeslutintheroom]

KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME

[theeslutintheroom]

💞 spit in my mouth, daddy 💞

[theeslutintheroom]

Theodore Nott x I one day sitting together in the common room:

Me, thinking: “How has he not noticed that im mad at him? We haven’t talked in twenty minutes. What is he even thinking about?”

Theodore, thinking: “I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a grizzly bear, but like a black bear. Jump on his back, put him into a headlock.”

[theeslutintheroom]

“theodore nott is mine”

“theodore nott is my boyfriend”

blah blah blah

HOW BOUT DIS?!?

HOW BOUT DIS.