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I LOVED that Tony piece you wrote a couple days ago. Are we getting more Tony smut? I think you should do something about the beard burn 👀
first of all THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND FEEDBACK <3
second of all I have lots of tony smut in the works 🤭
as for the beard burn I gotchu (I’m writing this at 2am please forgive me if it’s bad)
mdni!! WARNINGS!! oral fem receiving, fingering
you had never dated someone with facial hair before. some of your past partners would let it grow out a little but it wasn’t much more then stubble. and you remember it being scratchy and itchy. so it was safe to say the first time tony went down on you you were kinda nervous.
it also had to do with the fact that all your past experiences involving someone’s mouth down there lead to you faking it.
safe to say you never really got the hype.
“c’mon sweetheart. I bet you taste so sweet.”
your hands fisted the sheets beneath you, the cool silk doing nothing to help your burning skin.
“ ‘s okay.”
you sighed as his lips dragged across your cheek and to your neck. he sucked at the spot where your neck met your shoulder and you couldn’t help but whine at the sting. although his tongue soothed it after.
he left a few more kisses there and then traveled lower. against your collarbone, between your breasts, and then he took you in his mouth and sucked. hard.
“oh fuck-“
his other hand came up to tweak the other, mouth leaving with a soft pop. His breath was cool as he blew on the wet skin.
you felt him shift to his knees. his hands kneading and pinching your skin. turning it pink and purple.
there was something so degrading about how he was leaned over you. fully clothed and yet you were fully naked. panting under him. you could feel yourself dripping and yet he looked barely phased.
the only sign that he was affected was the noticeable tent in his pants.
“you’re so beautiful. you know that right?”
his hands cupped your breasts one last time and then his fingers glided down. the calluses on his skin dragging, making your breath catch and goosebumps appear.
“you’d look even more beautiful coming on my tongue.”
he was already moving, sliding his body down the bed. you couldn’t help but close your legs. suddenly self conscious.
“sweetheart. what did I say about hiding from me huh?”
his hands gripped both your thighs and pulled them apart. his was lips left gentle little touches against your skin. it was so painstakingly soft that you jumped when you felt his tongue.
it was just a little lick at first. his tongue sliding against you in a way that had your back arching and a soft tony leaving your lips.
and then he was simply gone. his tongue dipped into you so sweetly your hips bucked off the bed.
it was when he took your clit into his mouth and sucked that you felt it.
it was a little rough but it rubbed and burned so well. it was such a contrast to his tongue that you let out a loud whine.
“you taste so fucking good.”
he alternated between laving at your clit and flicking his tongue along your slit.
his beard would catch just right and he had to hold you down to quit your squirming.
and when he dipped just a little too far down, you were surprised when your thighs jerked and your eyes shut at the overwhelming pleasure.
“oh we’re so exploring that later.”
it didn’t take much more to get you to come.
maybe it was the way he added two of his fingers. or his mouth sucking so hard on your clit you could barely breath. but your pretty sure it was the way his beard rubbed up against you. the friction just right.
one second your having one of the best orgasms of your life and the next you feel his hands rubbing against your shaking thighs.
“I told you so.”
“shut up.”
a/n: I hope that was as good as your expecting <3
please request more scenarios it really encourages me to writeeee
ree & lorenzo
Ree - with the dark curls
Lorenzo - with the water color eyes
THEO DEFINITELY REWATCHES THAT SEXTAPE YOU MADE AFTER YOU BROKE UP
“cmon doll face. make it pretty for the camera.” he cooed down at you oh-so condescendingly. eyes lazily trailing down your frame on the bed in front of him, darting his tongue out over his lips.
you quickly obliged. making a show of tilting your head down, hair following in suit softly, hands making slow and teasing work of the buttons on your blouse.
“you look so fucking good baby.” he complimented while readjusting the dusty little camcorder to focus in on you through the fuzzy dimness. the room was small and just barely lit by a lamp on the bedside that cast light, amber hues through it.
you giggled before finally sliding the white blouse off your shoulders teasingly leaving you clad in your little skirt and bra. theo brought a hand up to massage that tender mound on your chest as you stared into the lens, pouty lips slightly parted at the contact with those rough hands. deliberate. attractive. eyes half-lidded. he always thought everything about you was so attractive it couldn’t be captured. but this would have to do for savoring such a sweet moment. “mm.” you hummed at the contact.
where the idea to make a tape popped up was hard to recall. the details were fuzzy. that drunken night in his dorm talking about all your fantasies? the game of truth or strip when you discussed those cheeky little kinks you have? who knows. but it was happening. and it was invigorating.
“scoot back a little babe.” he mumbled out, eyes narrowed at the view finder and giving a half-assed motion for you to move.
“don’t go all hollywood director on me now.” you chuckled softly while pushing yourself back, propped up on your hands.
“if i’m doin’ it, let’s do it fucking right. need it perfect.” he replied, finally bringing his eyes back to meet your own.
then, he kneeled in front of you. he was resting between your thighs, camera peering up your skirt. “what do we have here? bein’ on camera got you this worked up?” he slid your panties aside sliding a long, deft finger between those soaked folds.
“mm-hmm.” you drawled out throwing your head back. you spread your legs a little wider, improving the view.
—
“fuck.” theo sighed. he was alone in his dorm on a particularly warm, autumn afternoon. camcorder in hand. watching you intently as he fucked you dumb. and god how he missed every second of it. having you wrapped around his finger. around his cock.
he didn’t even realize how lucky he was to have a little angel like you peering up at him with doe like eyes and doting on him every second of everyday. until it was over at least. now he had to watch you back through the film. rough, cold hands strangling his cock wishing it was your own.
theo couldn’t remember why it ended. you hadn’t drifted apart or anything. it was so abrupt in his opinion. he couldn’t muster a single reason why the two of you weren’t together anymore. but he fucking loathed it.
he loathed watching every other man at the edge of your little universe dying to get into your space. dying for just a moment of your time. it killed him. but they didn’t have you like this. on camera. they’d probably pass away, only dreaming of you in this state.
✮⋆˙ rafe becomes possessively obsessed with the idea of breeding you.
warnings — 18+. MDNI. breeding kink, unprotected sex.
cherie's note — breeding kink rafe makes my brain go brrrr
every single one of his thrusts are calculated and methodical — like he’d spent hours researching the exact position he had you folded in, thighs pressed snug against your chest as he drives himself into your tight hole. his free hand finds your swollen little clit, the sensation mingling with the constant nudge of his cock kissing your cervix with each slow, purposeful push.
your thighs burn in the best way — muscles stretched and trembling as he holds your legs apart with firm hands, your body slack beneath him, completely pliant in his hold. eyes rolling, lips parted, the room is thick with every sinful sound — panting, whining, and the obscene squelch of skin meeting skin.
because rafe has one thing in mind — breeding.
and from this angle, it’s perfect, he can flood your fertile cunt with everything he has, a shameless, hopeful attempt to stuff you so full, your womb wouldn’t dare reject him. the thought alone is enough to keep him going — keeping you warm, swollen, and full of him.
it was ultimate ownership — and rafe, being the possessive little shit he was, that idea fit right in line with his vision for his future. everyone on the island would know who you belonged to, especially with a few babies identical to him on your hip, or running between your legs — ocean-blue eyes and dirty blond hair. nevermind the fat diamond ring on your finger, or the dark plum hickeys marked on the skin of your neck, you’d have no other choice than to keep him in your life — and selfishly, he wouldn’t want it any other way.
“want you swollen and round f’me, pretty girl,” he pants out desperately, the sound of skin slapping skin drowning out everything else. “gonna fill you up, give me a baby or two… make you my wife…”
your moan rips through the air, raw and breathless, your stomach tightening under the weight of his filthy promises. you’re already overstimulated, already ruined, and he knows it — which is exactly why he slows, savoring every reaction as your walls flutter and squeeze around him.
and when he finally finds himself spilling the contents of his arousal inside of you? he’s not done just yet. far from, actually. rafe’s thick cock drags against the sensitive walls of your pulsing cunt, the squelching sounds that bounced off the walls unmistakable as he fucks his cum further inside of you with a hasty groan.
and when he finally spills deep inside of you, it’s not the end — not even close. he fucks it deeper with slow, dragging thrusts, like he’s trying to make sure every drop sticks.
and when he finally spills deep inside of you, it’s not the end — not even close. he fucks it deeper with slow, dragging thrusts, like he’s trying to make sure every drop sticks. his thick cock drags against the sensitive walls of your pulsing cunt, driving in-and-out of you with determination.
“jus’ makin’ sure this one takes, baby,” he murmurs, breathless, pushing himself in to the hilt with every roll of his hips. “not done ‘til i know it took.”
and when he groans your name like a promise, it leaves no doubt — you were his to fill. over and over again.
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ my AU collection… ⊹ ࣪ ˖
a list of all the AUs etc. you can find on my blog and the links to their content. more might be added!
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♡ new girl au — all content.
inspired by the show new girl. after breaking up with your cheating boyfriend, you desperately needed a new place to live. unfortunately, the best you could find was an apartment with three boys— theodore, mattheo and lorenzo. turns out, they aren’t just interested in the girls they bring over to the apartment every night… they’re even more interested in you. includes: theo, mattheo, enzo.
♡ love island au — all content.
inspired by the reality show love island. on a mission to find love, you sign up for the reality show love island. alongside nine other single islanders, you move into a villa to find your soulmate. every few episodes, new islanders arrive. but if you don’t get chosen during re-coupling ceremonies, you risk being kicked off the island. includes: all the slytherin boys.
♡ the purge au — all content.
inspired by the purge movies. once a year, for 12 consecutive hours, all crime is legal to let people release their rage. while extreme violence and murder erupt outside in the streets, you do your best to stay hidden in your home— but sometimes, even that isn’t enough. includes: all the slytherin boys.
♡ toxic!theo — all content.
inspired by nate jacobs (euphoria). controlling, possessive, manipulative, and jealous. a master at gaslighting and twisting the truth to make you stay despite his toxic behaviour. he bottles up his emotions, is terrible at communicating, and can switch from overly sweet to ice cold in an instant. emotionally unstable, reckless, and dangerously charming— he knows how to break you, then make you think it was your fault.
♡ stalker!theo — all content.
inspired by joe goldberg (you). charming, calculated, obsessive, intelligent, and skilled at problem solving. from the moment he first laid eyes on you, he knew he had to have you. keeps a little box in his room filled with your stolen belongings. won’t hesitate to kill for you— he only wants what’s best for you after all, and needs you to know that his love is real. genuinely believes that no one is good enough for you but him. read more here
♡ dealer!theo — all content.
inspired by fezco (euphoria). tough, intimidating, protective, street-smart, and fiercely loyal to the people he cares about. a protector at heart, always looking out for those close to him, even when the world around him is chaotic and dangerous. beneath his tough and violent surface, there’s a soft, empathetic side, and if you’ve earned his trust, he’ll show it. you’re his peace— whenever he’s stressed, just seeing his sweet girl calms him down instantly.
♡ brother’s bsf!theo — all content.
your brother’s annoying best friend who basically lives at your house, always bullying you and making snarky comments. he never shows his emotions, his true self hidden behind arrogance and cruel teasing. he acts like you’re just some dumb little girl, but beneath his indifferent facade, he hungrily watches you when he thinks you won’t notice— his wandering eyes lingering a little too long on your stunning body.
♡ bsf!theo — all content.
sweet, caring, charming, and a great listener— the first person you go to with good or bad news. no matter how many girls he sleeps with, you’re always his number one. he won’t even let the girls he dates call him teddy— that nickname is reserved for you and you alone. everyone assumes you two are dating, but no, you’re ’just friends’! i mean, giving each other mind-blowing orgasms is what best friends do, right?
♡ stepbro!theo — all content.
icky, sleazy, depraved, protective, and possessive. your mum is always bragging about her stepson—the perfect son and the caring older brother who takes good care of her sweet girl. he plays the role of so well, using sweet words and reassuring touches to talk you into sleeping with him behind your parents’ back. he’ll say anything to make sure you stay his— because no one else is allowed to have you. and if any man dares to try? well, theo won’t hesitate to get his hands bloody.
♡ stepbro!mattheo — all content.
no info yet.
♡ military!theo — all content.
no info yet.
♡ other aus
fratboy!theo. dad!theo. fwb!theo. ex bf!theo. academic rival!theo. mattheodore x reader. dragonott x reader. theo x reader x ron. theo x reader x pansy. perv!ron. toxic!mattheo. bsf!enzo.
♡ coming soon…
football (soccer)!theo…
so uh…. how are you guys?
theo would loveeee to sleep with his cock inside you. some nights you guys wouldn’t even fuck, but suddenly you’d feel him tugging your panties to the side and pressing into your core. if you’d question him, he’d just tell you he was cold and wouldn’t be able to sleep without you around him
HE WOULD ! he just really needs to feel you or he can’t sleep and cuddling just isn’t enough sometimes… :/ i’d kill someone to experience this
⋆౨ৎ bully!theo teaches you a lesson for talking back to him in public
nav // aus / bully!theo // more
and so, bully!theo is born! read at your own discretion, and i hope you’re gonna enjoys this lil fucker of a man <3
warnings: 18+ mdni, kinda dubcon, oral (m receiving), rough throatfucking, throat bulge, size kink, choking, gagging, mentions of vomiting, hair pulling, slapping, spitting, degradation, praise if you squint, cursing, smoking
you knew you probably shouldn’t have done it. theo had warned you against it many times, and yet, you still couldn’t resist – the smirk he had when he completely obliterated you for the hickeys he, himself, left the night before was simply grating on your nerves too much. so, you retorted with a sharp quip; did you really have to bring up his dick size? maybe not, given that you knew for a fact it wasn’t ‘smaller than a pickle’, but it just seemed like the right thing to say at the moment.
now, you had to deal with the consequences – theo’s huge cock mercilessly destroying throat as you kneeled on the cold floor of the guy’s bathroom. his hand painfully fisted your hair as he shoved your face into his crotch and back, again and again and again, showing no signs of stopping any time soon.
Are you still into/considering reality shifting?
not at all!
TEN. forced breeding — toxic!theo
warnings — smut 18+. dubcon. vaginal sex. forced breeding. creampie. toxic behaviour (duh!). you are responsible for your own media consumption.
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“look at you. such a good little slut f’me, huh?” theo growls, his thrusts deep and precise with his body weight on top of you, your own body trapped underneath him. you instinctively wrap your legs around his muscular torso, allowing him to go even deeper.
“mhm, all yours” you breathlessly murmur in response, your hazy eyes barely open with your head caged between his strong arms, like a predator trapping its prey. of course you’re all his, and theo would do anything to keep it that way. you’re his girl, his obsession, his property.
mans is over it
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WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
i bought an at home wax melt thing
and i get it home and it says i cannot use it on my 🐱
LIKE BRUH
ThATS WHAT I BOUGHT IT FOR
i lied i just don’t read directions well enough sometimes