#im ree

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Enzo: i thought Theo was your boyfriend?

Y/N: ??? *looks at the group* who else thought Theodore was my boyfriend?

Y/N: Theodore put your hand down.

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Theodore, talking about Y/N: tiddies so big i call her the boobonic plague

Mattheo, jaw dropped: i didn’t ask—

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Theo: you are cute when you are angry

Y/N: then i’m about to get real fuckin adorable

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Theodore: how do i make a date really romantic?

Mattheo: try to be mysterious!

*later on a date with Y/N*

Y/N: so, where are we goin’?

Theodore: none of your fucking business!

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Mattheo: Where’s Theo? Can you find him?

Y/N: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?

Mattheo: Well… do you?

Y/N:

Y/N: … Yeah, hold on

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THEO AND I’S TEXTS PART 4

bonus:

pansy and i’s text about theo

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Slytherin Boys & Y/N as stupid shit i’ve said before, Part 1:

Theo: what?

Mattheo: I don’t know, Theo! I’m just waiting for the gods to delete me.

Theo: me too

Mattheo: you or me?

Theo: you.

(this was between myself and my sister)