#reginald fillibus

[murderous-beetroot]

He's everywhere. Don't turn around, girl. He's behind you.

@reginald-fillibus @randomfangirl32

[reginald-fillibus]

I had a dream where I was fighting you Reginald Filibus but I lost because my name was Feginald Rilibus and I was a cheap imitation of your greatness

My brain is weird <3

Every one is a cheap imitation of me but you should be grateful you were able to bask in the glory of I, Reginald fillibus in the flesh.

Jokes aside

I love your mind

Please lend it to me someday

Or dont

I'll steal it

Jk

Or am I?

Muahhahahahah

[reginald-fillibus]

holy shit is that the real reginald fillibus

It is I Reginald fillibus, In the flesh

Although I may ask you this question peculiar human :—

What makes you so much sure that the phone your holding right now is not me ?

That the light shining through your window is not emitted from yours truly

I stand at the brink of existence and end

I am all and everything at once

[reginald-fillibus]

Ah! Reginald Fillibus! Dare I say, the greatest illusionist of all time!! Are you a man or a woman or an other or nothing at all??

I am every thing and nothing at the same time

Whatever was and whatever will be is me

I am the dark and I am the light

I am Reginald fillibus and Reginald fillibus is me

[reginald-fillibus]

Does Reginald Filibus have a fairy god (person)? Seeing as he is the entire universe and can be anything and everything?

Is he the island? Is he the peaches? Is he the jello? The lavender?

Is his fairy god person covered in rainbows? Made out of stars?

... I need to go back to bed but I have to be an adult and work

/silly

(Hello my friend I hope you are doing well <3)

Yes everyone has a fairy godmother , they exist within you as an annoying,shrill but caring voice.

Although they spawn into existence whenever you hit a certain spark.

The fairy god mother is made up of anything that you can possibly imagine.

But you'll never know because YOU NEVER LOOK AT THEM DIRECTY.

Ahem, sorry something happened just there.

I do have an fairy god mother they are as ever changing as me, although it was more of choice.

I am also an part time fairy godparent , I exist in every person who wants to change no matter how big or how small it might be.

The concept of their existence is ever changing, they're intangible creatures with powers beyond a mortal's wildest imagination.

But they'd rather chew your ears off than do any harm.

I'm doing great,hbu ?

Thanks for asking :D

[reginald-fillibus]

Regiant Filibus?

:D

... I'll see myself out 🫡

How dare you misspell my name ?

Although it seems to imply that I am a giant.

You think you'll see yourself out but is that the truth ?

How could you be sure that the path your taking wont lead you back to me ?

Back to that cold, dark room with narry a sliver of light ?

How could you be so sure.

Heheheh

Regiant fillibus

I love this

[reginald-fillibus]

Reginald Filibus

My friend

Please let me go

I offer this as payment

These halls are endless and I am scared

I see you

Or is it me?

Why must you torture me so?

(<3 I have slept but woke up with a tummy ache help me)

I will accept this offering but look closely at the paper

For it is I regina—

Okay this bit is getting old

I merely amuse me not torment you

But if you feel tormented remember that suffering is the human condition and that is what you exist for.