You wouldnt steal a bike, you wouldnt pirate a VHS

•°• Hi :) •°• currently & constantly gnawing on drywall (Just like, in general)•°• SLIGHTLY obsessed with Shoot From The Hip•°•

[murderous-beetroot]

Little Introduction

lol realized I never made an Intro Post, sooo

Hi :)

I'm Beetroot (or Root for short) and I might possibly maybe perhaps be a tiny little bit obsessed with the british improv comedians

But just slightly...

I am here to share my thoughts, stupid jokes, theories, edits and fanart (mostly plushies)

I discovered Shoot From The Hip in january of 2025 (the first play I watched was Death for a Dollar a few days after it came out)

My favorite shortforms are Letters, Three-Headed-Expert and Party Quirks.

My favorite plays are Beetroots and Murder, the Off-Season, and Lemons on a Plane.

But the Milkman, We love poetry, and No! I've Always Loved that Caravan! also have an important place in my beetroot-shaped heart.

Roleplay blogs:

@yarn-boy-gunther (Rfth oc RP Blog)

@pig-from-the-hip (Reptile-Pig)

@canteen-elementals (rfth kitchen staff feat. Mr. Beans)

@baby-sun-from-the-hip (Baby Sun)

@capitano-of-the-lemon-plane (pilot from LOAP)

(I can't be obsessed with normal characters apperently 😔)

@the-au-roots sfthrpcord OCs

I also have a crochet blog, where I post my little projects @beetroot-soup

•°•Feel free to talk to me :) (im just shy)•°•

[beetroot-murdertime]

Hallo nette deutsche Menschen of Tumblr, mein Britischer Kumpel hat mich was gefragt und ich gebe diese Frage nun an Sie weiter.

Wie ist Ihr Mittag-/ und Abendessen normalerweise? (warme/kalte Gerichte)

Mittag warm essen, Abends warm essen

Mittags warm essen, Abends kalt essen

Mittags kalt essen, Abends kalt essen

Mittags kalt essen, Abends warm essen

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

Und bitte auch schön weiter reboggen :) damit wir ne größere Gruppe befragen. Oder so.

Mfg, eine Rote Beete

My British friends version btw falls ihr sehen wollt was in der uk abgeht von @blueest-owl he started this debate

[blueest-owl]

UK people, what is your lunch and dinner like usually?

hot lunch, hot dinner

hot lunch, cold dinner

cold lunch, cold dinner

cold lunch, hot dinner

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

German version here (thank you @murderous-beetroot for translating)

[eefthaan]

That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people

[oos-yer-dad]

@murderous-beetroot

[murderous-beetroot]

You are aware you rebloggged this from me, right?

[mentalmoriartyfuckchess]

you have heard of every lf is someone's favourite but now we must consider: is every individual game/scene someone's favourite

[katariina-pieni]

AJ really went "we need to destroy the rich no matter what" and I gotta respect that.

[murderous-beetroot]

Eat the rich ❌❌❌

Explode the rich with Dynamite you and your goat buddy bought from a witch in the forest ✅✅✅

[ola-na-tungee]

[eefthaan]

That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people

[eefthaan]

That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people

[krezzzzcent]

yay gay !!!!!

[ivystarflower]

Does anyone know where that one gif of Luke turning into a werewolf with the caption "going crazy at the club" is? I need it for something

[murderous-beetroot]

I got you bro (/gn)

(https://www.tumblr.com/supposed-to-be-a-raven/815908670898667520/going-even-crazier-at-the-club?source=share)

[murderous-beetroot]

It's gonna be BAFTA

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

Reblog if you are also gonna be BAFTA

B - Be Careful ™️

A - A sleeeedgehammer

F - Fuckin' murder!!

T - Temple of destruction

A - An asexual vampire

[murderous-beetroot]

Oh my god

Posts with pride month associated tags have a lil animationnnnn

[stalkerfrog]

If you were to tell me AJ managed to get 1000 sticks of dynamite by confessing to wanking on top of his goat I don’t quite think I’d believe you

[soupy-soul0]

I want to tell you all about my guys, the little ones, sfthborn. Strongbelb and ybbob. two of my most absolute darling boys, two sides of the same pathetic and trembling coin. Both yearning for connection, both failing dismally at receiving it. If they met up you just know it would turn into one big therapy/girly gossip/stalking/crying sesh. I love them. I think if they were roommates they would never leave the house and cuddle up together on the sofa and watch romcoms and cry over ice cream and paint eachothers nails and braid each others nonexistent hair and hit the gym together (internal gym these guys do NOT touch grass) and do lab experiments like making acid to dissolve bodies and try to bring back the dinosaurs oh and also have matching pjs. my boys.

[very-confused-alpaca]

@aliendrawsstuff

[aliendrawsstuff]

THEM. THE THEM MENTION.

Every one of your thoughts is so good agdhhds

They need to interact more. They are. Everything.

[magnus-ohpuss]

im so sorry

[soupy-soul0]

happy gay month gay people ilysm <333