#regrets everywhere

[saintsaensreads]

A little tip : if you're applying somewhere, and can know before you have the final interview who you are up against, don't look their names up on the internet. Really. Don't.

[thecornchips]

*slowly slinks into a pile of knives* 

i am in need of fluff 

[mayor-dalia]

When I meet new people, I either tell them my life story or I don't say anything at all. There is no in between.

[mercymaker]

i forgot about spoilers and totally just checked lindsey’s tag on my mercy blog

(⊙﹏⊙✿)

[weirdoughnut]

This is a conversation between ~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~ and yourself, Donald Trump.

Donald Trump: We need to build a wall.

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: Oh! A human! Have you fallen down?

Donald Trump: Stay away, you monster. I will take over this world.

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: ...b-but..

Donald Trump: I have the money, too. I am very rich.

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: B-but Mr. Human..

Donald Trump: Don't Mister Human me, monster! Take me to your leader!

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: ...d-don't hurt my father...please.

Donald Trump: No! I will make this world great again!!

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: I-it's great already...

Donald Trump: No it isn't! Whoever told you that is a bag of lies!

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: My mom isn't a bag of lies. T-take that back.

Donald Trump: You believe too much in your parents! Don't you know all they say aren't true?!

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: ...

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: I-I...

Donald Trump: Of course not, you naive little cow monster.

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: I-I'm a goat!

Donald Trump: (sorry, i gtg but jfc wtf happened here xD)

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: // x'DDD omfg //

~*~ Asriel Dreemurr ~*~: // I can't stop laughing//

Donald Trump: c u goat bro

Donald Trump: me neither

Donald Trump: the cringes

You've left the conversation.

[itsallaboutmultifandoms]

So, I don't have Philosophy teacher and I only have 3 hours per week of school because of Physical education (Wednesday and Friday).

If only I had done PE last year, I wouldn't need to go to the school now :'(

[whatwouldkacchando]

For the awkward ask meme: Riskiest place you've ever masturbated in?

i'm not losing this meme is2g but i dont do risky so there u go!!!