Microwaving Butterflies Since 2k16

🍉🇵🇸🍉 - JUSTICE IS ME / SHOWING LOVE TO YOU - i make fart here!! | sugar + spice + a cup of rice | gender + pronouns locked behind a paywall (pay me) | anomalocaric minor-coded adult human chicken i reblog untagged nsft regularly

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[fucko]

[alicexz]

You know how Degas did studies of ballerinas? This is… kind of like that!

(On Twitter / Instagram ayyyyy)

[thesamedoublebowart]

2 FOLLOWER MILESTONE CELEBRATION!!!!!!

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

To celebrate I’m going to delete this blog 🥳

[weirdoughnut]

sick

[venn364]

Petition to start a GoFundMe for @weirdoughnut’s mandatory therapy

[skipsnip-deactivated20210530]

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

[weirdoughnut]

tumblr user skipsnip

i am in love with you

[le-skye]

mystery donut your reblogs murdered a man

[le-skye]

fucking. free me or kill me I no longer care about the difference

[weirdoughnut]

the death bell tolls

[bonediggercharleston]

“This post is not a post of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”

[weirdoughnut]

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

[venn364]

[guyfierbee]

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

[goobergaggle]

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

[venn364]

Welcome to 10k everyone!

[weirdoughnut]

[venn364]

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

[weirdoughnut]

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

[weirdoughnut]

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

[weirdoughnut]

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

[ceaselesscontempt]

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

[weirdoughnut]

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

[ceaselesscontempt]

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

[weirdoughnut]

[cantkeepagoodwitchdown]

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

[megatraven]

i would like to contribute to this post’s beautiful length as well here’s a picture from my random saved photos

(have to share this picture bc as soon as i uploaded it i realized i was in fact shrimping :o) whoops)

[venn364]

We’re getting so close everyone. So close. Going to need to find something special for the 30k celebrations

[megatraven]

omg this is amazing

[labelleizzy]

I was shrimping 🦐

[the-arcade-doctor]

SHRUMPED

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

102 years since the best event ever

[thesamedoublebowart]

2 FOLLOWER MILESTONE CELEBRATION!!!!!!

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

To celebrate I’m going to delete this blog 🥳

[weirdoughnut]

sick

[venn364]

Petition to start a GoFundMe for @weirdoughnut’s mandatory therapy

[skipsnip-deactivated20210530]

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

[weirdoughnut]

tumblr user skipsnip

i am in love with you

[le-skye]

mystery donut your reblogs murdered a man

[le-skye]

fucking. free me or kill me I no longer care about the difference

[weirdoughnut]

the death bell tolls

[bonediggercharleston]

“This post is not a post of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”

[weirdoughnut]

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

[venn364]

[guyfierbee]

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

[goobergaggle]

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

[venn364]

Welcome to 10k everyone!

[weirdoughnut]

[venn364]

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

[weirdoughnut]

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

[weirdoughnut]

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

[weirdoughnut]

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

[ceaselesscontempt]

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

[weirdoughnut]

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

[ceaselesscontempt]

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

[weirdoughnut]

[cantkeepagoodwitchdown]

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

[megatraven]

i would like to contribute to this post’s beautiful length as well here’s a picture from my random saved photos

(have to share this picture bc as soon as i uploaded it i realized i was in fact shrimping :o) whoops)

[venn364]

We’re getting so close everyone. So close. Going to need to find something special for the 30k celebrations

[megatraven]

omg this is amazing

[labelleizzy]

I was shrimping 🦐

[the-arcade-doctor]

SHRUMPED

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[fawfulydoo]

he has 33,000 fans worldwide

[thesamedoublebowart]

2 FOLLOWER MILESTONE CELEBRATION!!!!!!

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

To celebrate I’m going to delete this blog 🥳

[weirdoughnut]

sick

[venn364]

Petition to start a GoFundMe for @weirdoughnut’s mandatory therapy

[skipsnip-deactivated20210530]

tumblr user @weirdoughnut you’re an artist and a lover. i have so much respect

[weirdoughnut]

tumblr user skipsnip

i am in love with you

[le-skye]

mystery donut your reblogs murdered a man

[le-skye]

fucking. free me or kill me I no longer care about the difference

[weirdoughnut]

the death bell tolls

[bonediggercharleston]

“This post is not a post of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.”

[weirdoughnut]

please pleasse PLEASE come interact with this post we have radioactive girldick and mutated boypussy and highly corrosive gnc ass. you know u want to

[venn364]

[guyfierbee]

This post is my friend. This post could be your friend, too, if you let it.

[goobergaggle]

Join us… Welcome the two follower celebration… You are safe here, child.

[venn364]

Welcome to 10k everyone!

[weirdoughnut]

[venn364]

Catch my standing on a podium with my little trumpet waiting for 11k

[weirdoughnut]

at 11k notes venn gets fancy gold inlays along their podium and a beanbag chair

[weirdoughnut]

at 20k they get a second set of lungs

[weirdoughnut]

at 50k its. a little bugle boy who’ll play a little trumpet with them. cookie clicker style advancements

[ceaselesscontempt]

this is not a game to me. this is a deathmatch

[weirdoughnut]

there are two ways one may receive flowers in their lifetime: a lover, from dear friend; and a soldier, upon their grave. ceaseless your contempt may be, but please, lay down your arms so that i may wrap mine around you

[ceaselesscontempt]

man, what am i even gonna do when you lay down that shit! I lay my weapon down at your feet doughnut.

[weirdoughnut]

[cantkeepagoodwitchdown]

i remember when homer patting the couch was the end of this post. it is still ingrained in me as tho it were the end, thus making me breathe a sigh of relief every time i see him. “oh it is my friend homer.” my simple feeble brain says “he is letting me know i am free of the post.” and yet it continues. by typing yhis out and reblogging i have made it worse. i have contributed to the hell i am trapped within

[megatraven]

i would like to contribute to this post’s beautiful length as well here’s a picture from my random saved photos

(have to share this picture bc as soon as i uploaded it i realized i was in fact shrimping :o) whoops)

[venn364]

We’re getting so close everyone. So close. Going to need to find something special for the 30k celebrations

[megatraven]

omg this is amazing

[labelleizzy]

I was shrimping 🦐

[the-arcade-doctor]

SHRUMPED

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would be so good at alchemical fraud, Id be pouring bottles into each other watching that shit sizzle making a kings ransom and Im out the window before they realize the panacea I gave them is straight mercury vapors and dog ashes

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now