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mysterious... befitting for a pirate ship

"Oh my dear, I thought we were getting on so well."

"Is that what you still think of me? A pirate?"

"And worse yet, you would bring my dear Obsidia into this?"

"Do you want to get us shot? We're law abiding privateers under the Imperial flag."

> Girl, spaceships don't have flags.

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So it's like, obsidia just because shes black or do you think she was named after an obsidia in particular

"Honestly? No idea."

"Doesn't sound like an Alternian name, or even a title, though I know people can rename themselves to whatever they like."

"Past ownership logs weren't really part of the purchase, neither were the sentiments of the original owner, so..."

> You shrug.

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No I like it, you are a pretty good bullshitter

"Thanks, I have a lifetime of experience."

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Why is your ship called obsidia's fortune? did you name it?

"No, my lovely lady came with her name. It's part of what drew me to her."

"It's fitting though. She's sleek, and black, and ferries us straight to our fortunes should we be brave enough to earn them."

> She also cost a fortune. You sold your original hive and a good deal of your possessions on top of some other unscrupulous dealings to save up enough.

"She's living her purpose, her calling. I am in her care, as she is in mine."

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oh its mostly informational plaques for plants and blog posts for the botanical gardens website about events

"Got it. Ok, how's this-"

"What a hidden gem! I'm always looking for new activities to do with my moirail and stumbled across an event post for this wonderful garden! While outside of my normal interests, I can't deny how serene and beautiful is was to be surrounded by all of the different plants! So many I've never seen before, or at least never paid attention to, I never really stopped to think that things other than flowers could be so pretty. The plaques were so informative, and an interesting read even to a layman like me! At one point while taking my time with one, I almost lost her among the leaves all bundled up in olive LOL. Whoever writes the event pages has my gratitude, I never would have made the leap and found my new favorite date night location with my rail without them!"

"Good? Overly corny? How obvious is it I've never been to a botanical garden?"

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Okay well that rules honestly. Who's this Amanti? they work for you?

"Why yes, my first officer actually if you wanted to be formal about it."

"Or perhaps bosun would be more apt? Wrangling the crew is more often than not his job while I'm doing more important things."

"Designations aboard Obsidia's Fortune aren't as rigid or official as they might be on a Fleet vessel."

"Other than Captain, of course."

"I may joke on here, poking at him to get a rise, but I made him my second in command for a reason."

"He's got a good head on his shoulders, leadership skills, and he's a fucking crack shot. A man you definitely want on your side should shit hit the fan."

"Which in our line of work, it tends to do."

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I have an unpaid writing internship at the botanic gardens and I’m happy 2 give you my bosses address

"Consider it done. Well, after you tell me what exactly exemplary work as a writer at a botanical garden looks like."

"'Great prose, the plants love it", might set off some alarm bells upon any form of scrutiny."

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I will give the higher ups a wonderful review of you, anonymously by letter

"Smart, and appreciated."

"Both the glowing review, and the lack of mutually assured destruction."

"Happy to return the favor if we successfully duck the firing squad. Send me an employer and I'll leave an equally shining and fraudulent Screech! review."