#reignhelm

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Shad: *Going through a crisis about the afterlife* What about you MolDovKaal? Who do you worship?

MolDovKaal: I worship Hephaestus, God of the Forge! He is a noble and mighty god!

Shad: What about you Azurite? You’re a fire genasi from the fire plane right?

Savannah (Azurite’s player) to Parker (DM): She’s never actually been to the Plane of Fire, does Azurite know anything about gods or anything?

Parker: Nah, you don’t know anything about that stuff.

Azurite: I know SO MUCH! First of all, Hephaestus is a front. Its all about the Fire Plane itself! He doesn’t actually do anything himself. He’s a total Fire Plane cuck. *Continues to go off*

Brayden (MoldovKaal’s player): I don’t want to fight you but MolDovKaal’s about to.

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MolDovKaal: I thought this was supposed to be a romantic moonlit boat ride.

Azurite: *Tossing weighted bodies over the side* It can be two things!

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Vistra: How did you usually get out of these types of messes?

Azurite: We didn’t. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Vistra: Going to Plan B?

Azurite: Technically this would be Plan G.

Shad: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Azurite: Yes, but MolDovKaal dies in plan M.

Shiro: I like Plan M.