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Jesus walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water"
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.
"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.
He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.
“Hey mister! Sweet shoes!”
Again, he looks around, sees nothing but a bartender who is busy attending to other customers. Shaking his head, he sips once more.
“Hey mister! Cool shirt!”
He puts down his drink, frustrated at this phantom voice, and signals to the bartender, who comes over.
“Hey barkeep,” he begins, “what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” he replies. “They’re complimentary.”
E-flat walks into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve minors here."
What do you call a Bohemian who gets thrown out of a bar?
A bounced Czech.
A french fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender "hey could i get a beer please?" the bartender looks at him, shaking his head and says, "no. we don't serve food here.
a rabbi, a priest, and a lutheran priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says “hey, is this some kind of joke?”
A drunk walks into a bar. "ouch" he says
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve your kind here.” Helium doesn’t react.
i'm shocked.
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I was tagged by xblackxdovex
Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer all the questions from the person who tagged you and post them. Also write 11 new questions. Rule 3: Tag 11 more people and put a link in their ask boxes Rule 4: You can’t answer questions unless you were tagged by the poster
1. If you could learn any talent at all (though it has to be a real talent, not a super power.) What would it be? I would love to learn how to draw really well.
2. What is something you always have to have with you? I always always always have a watch and my pocket knife on me at all times. Fun fact: This has caused several people to be afraid of me.
3. What is a random fact about you that you find really cool? I can knit and crochet—my proudest projects so far are a Ravenclaw scarf that is 11 feet 4 inches long (solely to be as accurate as possible) and a few crocheted Cthulhu dolls. Next project is Iron Man fingerless gloves.
4. Do you have a favorite youtuber? If so who? Probably have to say Paint, or maybe EpicRapBattlesOfHistory.
5. Would you draw me a picture of something awesome? Even if it’s just an awesome stickman… if it’s from you… it’s awesome.
6. What is one of your obsessions? Burning entrails to determine the fate which shall befall my enemies. Yeah, no, not really. How about Shakespeare? I really like his works.
7. Who is your favorite villain from television, movies, or books? That’s really tough—let’s say Dr. Horrible and Voldemort from A Very Potter Musical.
8. What is your dream car? At the moment, a red BMW M6 Convertible.
9. What is something that you would have in your dream house? A secret passage (most likely behind a bookcase).
10. Do you like to sing when you are alone? Yes. I sing in the car and at my desk and whatnot, although not so much in the shower, oddly enough.
11. [insert obligatory OTP question here] I tend to think of most characters as asexual until proven otherwise, but some brotps would be Holmes and Watson, Coulson and Fury, Aziraphael and Crowley, and Eddis and Attolia.
And my questions shall be:
1. What is your biggest goal in life?
2. If you had to learn a new language, which would you pick and why?
3. What’s at the top of your bucket list right now?
4. Where would you most like to live?
5. What is your worst nightmare?
6. Who are your top three favorite non-main characters?
7. What would be the worst type of apocalypse?
8. If the Genie granted you three wishes (caveats: no wishing for more wishes, no making someone fall in love with you, etc.), what would you ask for?
9. What is your second favorite color?
10. What is your favorite type of tree?
11. What is one really cool thing about you that you want everyone to know?
And I am going to tag….
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